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Old October 22, 2002, 05:12   #241
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/me strategically places serb on a rafter above DM.
* and then splashes water on Mr. President's face.

An unconcious patron is not as entertaining.
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Old October 22, 2002, 06:36   #242
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*Voice from rafter*

How interesting....
....an Orthodox cross and the holy water? Who left those things here? Dino.... ...No Anyhow, it's time to return to my natural form.

few minutes later...
Serb grabs CapitanGarlic and throw him into the wall...
*bang*
- this is for chemicals.
*grabs him again and throw him out of the shop*
*BANG*
- this is for shaving... and keep the change.

*Return to shop and looking around*
- Well...well...well...looks who we've got here...a lil cute devil my favorite target.
*Aproaching to demon holding cross in one hand and bottle of Holy water in another*
- It's time for you to return to hell, demon.
devilmunchkin: No...no... don't hurt me pleeeeaaase....
- begone, untill I've changed my mind.
devilmunchkin: Ok, thank you sir, thank you very much, thank you so, so, SO muc...
-BEGONE!!!
devilmunchkin: ....
*disapeared*
- hey Doc could you give me a glass of vodka...buddy?
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Old October 22, 2002, 07:24   #244
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Old October 22, 2002, 18:34   #246
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*walks back in*

Mmm...so the tree was trying to fool me by disguising innocent bystanders as himself...clever...And why is there wombat everywhere?

*sits at bar*

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Old October 22, 2002, 19:00   #247
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aww....serb...that wasn't very nice at all!!!!!! *teleports back in from having licked her wounds in hell* unfortunately for you, holy water and crosses have zero effect on me as i'm an atheistic devil....HA!
some chocolate milk for me, dino? and how about a nice strong shot of whiskey for my friend serb here..just to show no hard feelings...i was just having some fun
you know...to firey personalities....
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/me wakes up.

I must have passed out or something, i've been asleep in the corner for a few days now. can i have an artificial orange drink?
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Old October 23, 2002, 05:59   #249
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you need TANG......
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some chocolate milk for me, dino?
Done. However Serb doesn't like American drinks only Russian ones, so whiskey is out of the question.

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you need TANG......
wuTANG is for the children!

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Of course. One safdjb coming up.
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i'll have a glass of tang too. Hey, who gave this thread only one star?
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Serb. He thinks that he's being smart. Feel free to give the place how many stars you see fit.
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Well, in golf, less is more...

Hey, when did the wombat rematerialize?
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So, wheres the entertainment today?

Oh, I'm feeling a bit sick. Some cold tablets and water for me please.
And a bourbon too.
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So, wheres the entertainment today?

Oh, I'm feeling a bit sick. Some cold tablets and water for me please.
And a bourbon too.
Give him water from the Chicago River. They say they dye it green for st. patty's day, but I can't tell the difference from christmas day to st. patty's, or any other day for that matter
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skanky..so you're feeling sick but you were placing serb as a mistletoe tree above my head to what.....get me sick???? are you trying to sabotage me????
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Some cold tablets and water for me please.
And a bourbon too.
/me gives Skanky a bourbon with a Nyquil chaser.
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