WAYS TO QUIT PLAYING CIVIII
1) Hire someone to beat you up for every 2 hours you play. (You'll either quit or drag a laptop to the hospital
)
2) Tiredness. Eventually, you will get tired enough. It might take a few days though to get tired enough to pull yourself away.
3) Call the power company and tell them to cut power to your house. (Does not work if you are on laptop, you still have battery
)
4) TV. Trust me, with digital cable and more than 200 channels, you will find something. Now would you look at this...the Discovery Civilization channel....
5) If there is nothing on TV (still often the case with 200 channels) you'll have to start impleminting the heavy artillery. Do this:
Guaranteed plan to quit CivIII:
1. Take huge 44oz+ cup to computer, filled to brim with soda.
2. Drink it.
3. You'll need to use the bathroom soon enough (if you don't spill the soda on your keyboard--CivIII with no hotkeys ugh
).
4. When you do gotta go, save it (optional
) really quick, quit the game, get your CD out, put it back up, turn off computer,
5.
GO, before you make a mess all over your pants!!!