Chironian News Network Issue Seven - Page 2

Nubclear · October 19, 2002, 17:24

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Originally posted by Pandemoniak
* Pandemoniak sneaks behind Archaic and silently nerve staples him.

Combine that with my image of what nerve stalping is,

Anyway......Really archaic, I doubt this is generating any votes for you. In fact, I would believe it woud be taking votes away from you and giving them to your opposition....

Not that I'm complaining....

GeneralTacticus · October 19, 2002, 19:48

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Combine that with my image of what nerve stalping is,

What would that be?

Nubclear · October 19, 2002, 19:56

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Originally posted by GeneralTacticus

What would that be?

Uh....a large needle entering a persons body injecting a green gas which quickly expands througouth the entire body causing mass pain in all parts of the body. They cought it in and out until finally the poison either simply disappears or leaves the body through other means.

Logical or not, thats what I always think of when I hear nerve stapling or punishment sphere (except thats a bit more brutal).

GeneralTacticus · October 19, 2002, 20:05

Nasty.

Kassiopeia · October 19, 2002, 20:59

That's definitely gory. I always thought of nerve stapling as just putting smallish staple-like needles to every major pain centre and stimulating the aforementioned centres with electrical pulses, producing so ultimate pain that death feels like a picnic.

(Er... besides, how exactly would Tass' gas expand inside the body? It would somehow dissolve to the blood circulation and then be transported around the body until it heats enough to start ballooning? Blah, I'm getting too (pseudo)scientific here.)

Hercules · October 19, 2002, 21:35

You boys seem to have an overripe imagination/interest in nerve stapling. I've taken note. It wouldn't be more than imagination would it?.

Method · October 19, 2002, 21:41

i'll gladly go through the process of nerve stapling with you. you see, it all starts when...

*bonk*

THIS POST HAS BEEN HIJACKED BY THE EVIL, EVIL LEADERS OF NERVE STAPLING INC. WHO CAN'T HAVE THEIR SECRETS BEING LEAKED TO THE CITIZENS. WE NOW RETURN TO OUR REGULAR POSTING. mwahahhaahahaa!

Nubclear · October 19, 2002, 21:42

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Originally posted by Hercules
You boys seem to have an overripe imagination/interest in nerve stapling. I've taken note. It wouldn't be more than imagination would it?.

Archaic · October 19, 2002, 23:43

/me calmly takes the Nerve Staple out of his back without even flinching, then turns around and rams it up Unskilled Labourer Pan's parts.

And I thought you were against so called "atrocities". Oh, but wait, I'm a political "radical" and "agitator" who doesn't agree with your position. So it's all fine. Nothing wrong with double standards afterall.

You're just as bad as Stalin, Lenin and Mao, you pathetic little hypocrite.

Nubclear · October 20, 2002, 00:28

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Originally posted by Archaic
* Archaic calmly takes the Nerve Staple out of his back without even flinching, then turns around and rams it up Unskilled Labourer Pan's parts.

And I thought you were against so called "atrocities". Oh, but wait, I'm a political "radical" and "agitator" who doesn't agree with your position. So it's all fine. Nothing wrong with double standards afterall.

Vote count just shot off the charts

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You're just as bad as Stalin, Lenin and Mao, you pathetic little hypocrite.

Yeah...I've been to paris, and let me tell you hes nerve stapled my children so many times I've had to pick up the book "How to Raise a Nerve Stapled Child"......That is soooo maoistic of him, dont you agree?

Mr. President · October 20, 2002, 02:17

Archaic, cool it.

Archaic · October 20, 2002, 02:37

at Tass.

Why should I MP? Really now, give me a break. I'm being demonized while the hypocrite who's supposedly was pacifistic is preaching war the moment we come upon a stable capitalist government. Let's not forget also what I pointed out about "atrocities".

Bloody hell, when it's come down to me taking screenshots of my posts because they've repeatedly been deleted (Oh look, another hallmark of "communist" governments, lack of freedom of speach....) (EDIT: Don't worry DE, I'm not accusing you of anything. This began long before you were a mod. It also happened last night. I'm assuming that because I'm being a bit of a "bastard" that people are getting my viewpoints deleted as being flames. Small wonder. They can't attack the logic, so they attack the manner in which it was presented.), I think I'm more than entitled to speak out. This is supposed to be a free colony, is it not? If you want to think of me as a bastard, I really don't give a damn. But at least I'm a damn honest bastard, and I've yet to see that from the unskilled labourer.

Tass, you want to vote for a liar over the rarest thing in existance, an honest politician, than that's your decision. I hardly think I'd want your vote the way you've acted.

Darkness' Edge · October 20, 2002, 06:21

Erm, dude...
I'm not a mod. DBTS is - and he doesn't have deletion powers.

Archaic · October 20, 2002, 06:28

Ah, fair enough. I hadn't exactly been following what was happening when he was made mod. But if he doesn't have deletion powers (And why would he have reason to delete my posts anyway for that matter?), any deleted posts would've had to be because someone had whined I was flaming them.

GeneralTacticus · October 20, 2002, 06:35

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I'm being demonized while the hypocrite who's supposedly was pacifistic is preaching war the moment we come upon a stable capitalist government.

Eh? What?

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Bloody hell, when it's come down to me taking screenshots of my posts because they've repeatedly been deleted

When did this happen? What did you say?

Archaic · October 20, 2002, 09:33

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Eh? What?

Pan made a certain comment in the Morgan thread that could be taken as asking for war.

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When did this happen? What did you say?

The most recent? Last night. And I made a statement against something Pan was promoting, in my trademark less than cival to that hypocrite manner.

moomin · October 20, 2002, 10:22

Pan needs a one-way ticket to Pyongyang, we all agree. Still, Archy, my boy, you're being waaaay outta line on this - it's a game, fine? The purpose of Civ games and their derivates was always to vent your evil side by playing like a mass murdering commie genocidal maniac and - unlike in the real world - success ultimately lies in that direction. Deal with it.

Nubclear · October 20, 2002, 14:40

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Originally posted by Archaic
Tass, you want to vote for a liar over the rarest thing in existance, an honest politician, than that's your decision.

Yes it is.

You've demonstrated yourself not only to be condesending and insulting but illogical (gasp!) and very quick to emotion. The slighest thing will just get you pounding away at your keyboard writing up insulting responses in the name of "logic" and....Anyone whos that quick to emotion probably can't make a rational decision. And not only that, but...again, yoru just so arrogent (and no, its not confidence, its ARROGENCE) that....I'm not voting for you (not that yoiu want my vote anyway)

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I hardly think I'd want your vote the way you've acted.

What a smart politican...

Method · October 20, 2002, 14:46

hmmm tough call. vote for archiac because he's clearly demonstrated that he's capable of the doing the job well, or vote against him because he's an àsshole....

Maniac · October 20, 2002, 16:58

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The most recent? Last night. And I made a statement against something Pan was promoting, in my trademark less than cival to that hypocrite manner.

Could you please post a picture of that deleted post?

Kassiopeia · October 20, 2002, 18:29

Just to clarify, [edit] I'm illiterate.

Method · October 20, 2002, 18:31

nor can he edit them

Frankychan · October 20, 2002, 20:18

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Originally posted by Mr. President
Maybe he just needs some of your thought control.

I think everyone should have a dose of Thought Control every now and then.

uh-oh...

I hope "The GeneralTac" doesn't see this...

GeneralTacticus · October 21, 2002, 03:07

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I hope "The GeneralTac" doesn't see this...

Pandemoniak · October 21, 2002, 06:14

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Originally posted by Archaic

Pan made a certain comment in the Morgan thread that could be taken as asking for war.

I have doubts, I was in London. I guess this post must have been deleted by another post hijacker with mod powers.

I still have the ticket to London if you dont believe me.

Anyway... it always start likes...
Archaic -->

<-- Pandemoniak

and finishes
Archaic -->

<-- Pandemoniak

GeneralTacticus · October 21, 2002, 06:22

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I have doubts, I was in London. I guess this post must have been deleted by another post hijacker with mod powers. I still have the ticket to London if you dont believe me.

Anyway... it always start likes...
Archaic --> <-- Pandemoniak

and finishes
Archaic --> <-- Pandemoniak

Were you really be serious with that comment, actually?

Archaic · October 21, 2002, 06:43

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Originally posted by moomin
Pan needs a one-way ticket to Pyongyang, we all agree. Still, Archy, my boy, you're being waaaay outta line on this - it's a game, fine? The purpose of Civ games and their derivates was always to vent your evil side by playing like a mass murdering commie genocidal maniac and - unlike in the real world - success ultimately lies in that direction. Deal with it.

moomin, I take issue with this statement.

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"The purpose of Civ games and their derivates was always to vent your evil side by playing like a mass murdering commie genocidal maniac and - unlike in the real world - success ultimately lies in that direction. Deal with it."

Care to back up your words? If I can win an SP game on Transcend by the Ascent without once having been at anything worse than a Truce with my opposition, I'd say that completly shoots your theory out of the water. Deal with it.

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Originally posted by Tassadar5000
Yes it is.

You've demonstrated yourself not only to be condesending and insulting but illogical (gasp!) and very quick to emotion. The slighest thing will just get you pounding away at your keyboard writing up insulting responses in the name of "logic" and....Anyone whos that quick to emotion probably can't make a rational decision. And not only that, but...again, yoru just so arrogent (and no, its not confidence, its ARROGENCE) that....I'm not voting for you (not that yoiu want my vote anyway)

Tass, there's only so much one can take before he has to call a moron a moron. If you don't want me to insult you, then stop goading me.
Oh, and if you want to say I'm illogical, then damn well back up your statement instead of trying to put forth a lie as fact.

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What a smart politican...

Well DUH. A smart politician makes all sorts of promises he can't keep to get in the middle ground people, safe in the knowledge that the people at his party's extreme will vote for him anyway. I'm something far better than a smart politican. I'm an honest politician, who's also rather intelligent. Which would you prefer? That I used that intelligence to manipulate you, or that I stuffed the truth down your face no matter if you liked it or not?

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Originally posted by Maniac
Could you please post a picture of that deleted post?

Unfortunatly, I hadn't started taking pictures until when I posted that thing at the top of this page. I'm going to continue taking pictures anyway. I expect now that I've made an issue out of it it'll cool down for a while.

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Originally posted by Pandemoniak
I have doubts, I was in London. I guess this post must have been deleted by another post hijacker with mod powers. I still have the ticket to London if you dont believe me.

Anyway... it always start likes...
Archaic --> <-- Pandemoniak

and finishes
Archaic --> <-- Pandemoniak

Yup, that's right Pan. You never cease ending up bashing me over the head with your stupidity, ignorance, personal biases and lack of reasoning and logic. I'm glad we agree on something.

Pandemoniak · October 21, 2002, 07:39

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Yup, that's right Pan. You never cease ending up bashing me over the head with your stupidity, ignorance, personal biases and lack of reasoning and logic. I'm glad we agree on something.

No. Look again : it seems you missed something :
Archaic -->

<-- Pandemoniak
Im not bashing you with stupidity, ignorance, personal biases nor lack of reasoning and logic.
I'm bashing you with a HAMMER. And guess whats next ?
Yes, a SICKLE .

Archaic · October 21, 2002, 07:45

I look again, and I still see the same metaphor. Deal.

Now....where's my flail and rod?

Pandemoniak · October 21, 2002, 07:52

/me gives Archaic his flail and rod and send him in a fungus field to harvest it.
"Bring us nice planetpearls, Archaic."

"Oh, I was almost forgetting something. Get that as well."