October 17, 2002, 15:03
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Emperor
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CIV3 Limericks
Think of one and post it Im sure some of you sickos out there can improve on this my first effort!
I once played a game of civ3,
And had to nip out for a pee,
upon my return,
It made guts churn,
To see the whole world had declared war on me. 
Hope this is not to lame for you.
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October 17, 2002, 15:19
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Deity
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It was worth a laugh.
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October 17, 2002, 15:24
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Prince
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there once was an empire called "persia"
i discovered them on an excur-sia
they pissed me off bad
now it's really quite sad
as the world sings their funeral dirge-a
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drones to the left of me, spartans to the right - here i am, stuck in the middle with yang
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October 17, 2002, 16:37
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Prince
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Following your AABBA rhyming format, here's my sad little contribution:
Playing CIV 3:
My empire was once vast and strong.
I could hardly do anything wrong.
But then my tech got out of hand
and I lost lots of land,
alas, my 'turns to discover' were just too long.
So I decided to play my hand at some trade.
I knew not a shovel from a spade.
But I managed to steal
a little 'gold per turn' deal
and soon many discoveries I made.
I am now planning on being the winner.
But I fear lack of food has made me thinner.
And the housework's not done,
'cause I'm having too much fun,
And I ponder - How long can I postpone dinner?
It is now the year 2000 A.D.
Nearly the end now, I'm sure you'll agree
But now I've been playing for weeks
and my whole house simply reeks,
I guess that's the price of playing Civ 3!
- Skeeve
Sorry, couldn't do much better - I was hoping to make it funnier, but the dang rhymes wouldn't fit!
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My Reach always exceeds my Grasp...
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October 17, 2002, 16:41
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Prince
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Originally posted by Bella Hella
there once was an empire called "persia"
i discovered them on an excur-sia
they pissed me off bad
now it's really quite sad
as the world sings their funeral dirge-a
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The limerick was good, but I vote it to be the best use yet of the (band) Smilies!!
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My Reach always exceeds my Grasp...
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October 17, 2002, 16:53
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Prince
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xerxes, a sucker of c---s
may be dumb, but he's dumb like a fox
i had one turn to go
till i got "radio"
when i heard the freak blast a boom box! 
non-persia-hatin' limericks coming soon
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drones to the left of me, spartans to the right - here i am, stuck in the middle with yang
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October 17, 2002, 19:00
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Chieftain
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There were some Samurai from Edo
Composed entirely of elan
They would charge pikes, knights and swords
And slaughter them to a man
It was all a part of bushido
Dedicated to some mean mofos some games back who eventually gave me a GL.
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October 18, 2002, 13:15
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Chieftain
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There onth wuth a Leader, Hiawatha
Whothe brave Mounted Horthemen did crothe
The Americanth land
Till it got out of hand
Now Ronald Reagan ith Thupreme Bothe
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I've increased my medication and I am now able to experience pleasure... especially when my Legions march on Berlin and capture the Great Wall! >:-)
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