View Poll Results: Did he do it?
Abduction of an elected UN Commisionner during service - GUILTY 5 2.75%
Abduction of an elected UN Commisionner during service - NOT GUILTY 15 8.24%
Murders at first and second degree (both with aggraved circumstances) - GUILTY 5 2.75%
Murders at first and second degree (both with aggraved circumstances) - NOT GUILTY 15 8.24%
Grand Theft Xenobrew - GUILTY 9 4.95%
Grand Theft Xenobrew - NOT GUILTY 11 6.04%
Little Theft Mikrocredits - GUILTY 12 6.59%
Little Theft Mikrocredits - NOT GUILTY 8 4.40%
Unauthorized Cloning of Citizens - GUILTY 6 3.30%
Unauthorized Cloning of Citizens - NOT GUILTY 14 7.69%
Transmutation of Government Officials to Furniture - GUILTY 9 4.95%
Transmutation of Government Officials to Furniture - NOT GUILTY 11 6.04%
Attempted Cannibalism - GUILTY 6 3.30%
Attempted Cannibalism - NOT GUILTY 14 7.69%
Use of Horrendously Bad Humor While on Duty - GUILTY 15 8.24%
Use of Horrendously Bad Humor While on Duty - NOT GUILTY 5 2.75%
Causing Human Disappearance - GUILTY 8 4.40%
Causing Human Disappearance - NOT GUILTY 11 6.04%
Xenobanana, I hardly knew thee 3 1.65%
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Old November 5, 2002, 02:34   #1
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Jury Poll for Lemmy's Trial - For Real This Time
Hopefully I didn't screw up this time around. "I'm the judge, you're the jury," said the man with the dark helmet. "We've tried the case, it's in your hands."

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Old November 5, 2002, 02:39   #2
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The transcript of the trial proceedings is here.
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What are the punishments for each offence? I say death by means of the GMTLFITRCBR!
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Hercules -

Drogue - We are the Peacekeepers. We don't execute people. Especially not with Green Mysterious Tentacled Life Forms.
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Er? I dont' recall being a government official when he turned me into furniture.
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Little Theft Mikrocreds seems to be the only one "winning". I just feel it: my new toilet cleaner is coming.
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your chrging him for making bad jokes? what a bunch of tight wads...
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Hey. It was a really really really bad joke. It was so bad it wasn't even funny.
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TKG: Have you looked at the registry thread unless its being altered overnight?
There's two Maniacs 4 and 18.

On Cloning there was also the case of Gnool who apparently was killed and suddenly re-appears. Are we talking clones or zombies here?
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It's a joke trial anyway, H Tower.
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There's two Maniacs 4 and 18.
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It's a joke trial anyway, H Tower.
so the court isn't to be taken seriously then?
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Looks like Lemmy will be acquitted of everything other than Little Theft Microcredito & Bad Humour.
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Cool, it looks like i could get away with Transmutation of Government Officials to Furniture then
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There's still, what, two more days? Give it some time.
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so the court isn't to be taken seriously then?
Of course not. I wasn't permitted to be a judge.
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no we have a serious court but also a RP-court
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So what punishment does Lemmy get for the two guilty charges? You know what the Rec Commons management would like.
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I recommend some jailtime to think about my actions and then community service in the rec commons
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Skip the jailtime and I think most people can agree.
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Keep in mind that if i'm denied jailtime i'll be forced to commit harsher crimes next time, one of them could involve arson or mutilation of a certain bar owner
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so, lemmy only gets charged with little theft microkred and use of horrendously bad humour?! what about the murders, whitchcraft, assaults, and most importantly, the sheer evil-ness?! (or evility, evilocity...)
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There has to be a poll of the punishments to the charges of which lemmy was found guilty ranging from cleaning the rec.comm to death by sword. Each charge should have a maximum punishment and a minimum punishment: for instance guilty on the bad jokes charge might warrant a 3 month sentence of submitting a humurous artlicle to the CNN every week to forbidden using the word 'explore or similar' for 30 turns.
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I 'll start a thread for punishment suggestions, not just for these charges but for a range of crimes. a punishment to fit the crime.
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