November 5, 2002, 02:34
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Jury Poll for Lemmy's Trial - For Real This Time
Hopefully I didn't screw up this time around. "I'm the judge, you're the jury," said the man with the dark helmet. "We've tried the case, it's in your hands."
Poll closes in three days.
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November 5, 2002, 02:39
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The transcript of the trial proceedings is here.
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November 5, 2002, 03:41
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What happens if we have a tie?
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November 5, 2002, 08:34
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Jury Poll
Lemmy gets it around the neck
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November 5, 2002, 08:46
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What are the punishments for each offence? I say death by means of the GMTLFITRCBR!
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November 5, 2002, 12:10
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Hercules -
Drogue - We are the Peacekeepers. We don't execute people. Especially not with Green Mysterious Tentacled Life Forms.
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November 5, 2002, 12:12
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Er? I dont' recall being a government official when he turned me into furniture.
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November 5, 2002, 15:16
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Little Theft Mikrocreds seems to be the only one "winning". I just feel it: my new toilet cleaner is coming.
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November 5, 2002, 16:23
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Boo!
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November 5, 2002, 19:07
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your chrging him for making bad jokes? what a bunch of tight wads...
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November 5, 2002, 19:14
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Hey. It was a really really really bad joke. It was so bad it wasn't even funny.
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November 5, 2002, 19:58
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TKG: Have you looked at the registry thread unless its being altered overnight?
There's two Maniacs 4 and 18.
On Cloning there was also the case of Gnool who apparently was killed and suddenly re-appears. Are we talking clones or zombies here?
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November 5, 2002, 22:02
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your chrging him for making bad jokes? what a bunch of tight wads
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It's a joke trial anyway, H Tower.
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November 6, 2002, 01:51
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TKG: Have you looked at the registry thread unless its being altered overnight?
There's two Maniacs 4 and 18.
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And my pen ran dry yesterday. You must have stolen the ink, you bastard!
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November 6, 2002, 04:04
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Originally posted by Mr. President
It's a joke trial anyway, H Tower.
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so the court isn't to be taken seriously then?
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November 6, 2002, 05:17
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I've said too much.
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November 6, 2002, 05:29
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Looks like Lemmy will be acquitted of everything other than Little Theft Microcredito & Bad Humour.
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November 6, 2002, 05:39
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Cool, it looks like i could get away with Transmutation of Government Officials to Furniture then
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November 6, 2002, 05:45
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There's still, what, two more days? Give it some time.
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November 6, 2002, 07:50
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Originally posted by H Tower
so the court isn't to be taken seriously then?
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Of course not. I wasn't permitted to be a judge.
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November 6, 2002, 11:40
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no we have a serious court but also a RP-court
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November 8, 2002, 17:13
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So what punishment does Lemmy get for the two guilty charges? You know what the Rec Commons management would like.
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November 8, 2002, 17:17
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I recommend some jailtime to think about my actions and then community service in the rec commons
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<Kassiopeia> you don't keep the virgins in your lair at a sodomising distance from your beasts or male prisoners. If you devirginised them yourself, though, that's another story. If they devirginised each other, then, I hope you had that webcam running.
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Skip the jailtime and I think most people can agree.
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November 8, 2002, 17:33
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Keep in mind that if i'm denied jailtime i'll be forced to commit harsher crimes next time, one of them could involve arson or mutilation of a certain bar owner
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<Kassiopeia> you don't keep the virgins in your lair at a sodomising distance from your beasts or male prisoners. If you devirginised them yourself, though, that's another story. If they devirginised each other, then, I hope you had that webcam running.
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November 8, 2002, 22:21
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Originally posted by GeneralTacticus
And my pen ran dry yesterday. You must have stolen the ink, you bastard!
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so, lemmy only gets charged with little theft microkred and use of horrendously bad humour?! what about the murders, whitchcraft, assaults, and most importantly, the sheer evil-ness?! (or evility, evilocity...)
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November 8, 2002, 23:07
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There has to be a poll of the punishments to the charges of which lemmy was found guilty ranging from cleaning the rec.comm to death by sword. Each charge should have a maximum punishment and a minimum punishment: for instance guilty on the bad jokes charge might warrant a 3 month sentence of submitting a humurous artlicle to the CNN every week to forbidden using the word 'explore or similar' for 30 turns.
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November 8, 2002, 23:18
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I 'll start a thread for punishment suggestions, not just for these charges but for a range of crimes. a punishment to fit the crime.
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