November 12, 2002, 12:26
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Ah yes, deterrent, what deterrent is there if all the punishment exist of some sort of community service(CS), or fines, fines are easiliy payed, and no CS is harsh enough to scare potential criminals, since most of them have to choose between either a job at least as crappy as CS, or choosing the path of crime.
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November 12, 2002, 12:26
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Originally posted by Lemmy
Also you can't take anything i said seriously, since i'm after all a convict.
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The quote in your sig, an endorsement by me... if that doesn't make people take you less seriously, then what?
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November 12, 2002, 12:28
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Don't let this case become a how-to-keep-out-of-jail guide for potential criminals, i can assure you, crime levels will only rise then.
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<Kassiopeia> you don't keep the virgins in your lair at a sodomising distance from your beasts or male prisoners. If you devirginised them yourself, though, that's another story. If they devirginised each other, then, I hope you had that webcam running.
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November 12, 2002, 12:28
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Originally posted by Lemmy
Ah yes, deterrent, what deterrent is there if all the punishment exist of some sort of community service(CS), or fines, fines are easiliy payed, and no CS is harsh enough to scare potential criminals, since most of them have to choose between either a job at least as crappy as CS, or choosing the path of crime.
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This will be an example case for only minor crimes like Little Theft Mikrocredits. You think murderers will be judged the same way? Besides, it won't be difficult to implement a system where the sentence becomes exponentially harsher the more crimes the perpetrator has on record.
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November 12, 2002, 12:31
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Besides, it won't be difficult to implement a system where the sentence becomes exponentially harsher the more crimes the perpetrator has on record.
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I totally agree with you Kass.
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<Kassiopeia> you don't keep the virgins in your lair at a sodomising distance from your beasts or male prisoners. If you devirginised them yourself, though, that's another story. If they devirginised each other, then, I hope you had that webcam running.
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November 12, 2002, 12:35
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Originally posted by Lemmy
I totally agree with you Kass.
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I propose the Lex Lemmy - if Lemmy makes a crime again, he will be exiled forever instead of imprisonment.
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November 12, 2002, 19:25
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Okay, here goes.
For the crime of Use of Horrendously Bad Humor While On Duty, I sentence Lemmy to pay a fine of TWO HUNDRED (200) mikrocredits.
For the crime of Little Theft Mikrocredits, I sentence Lemmy to ONE HUNDRED (100) hours of community service. He must also pay FIVE (5) percent of tabs in the Recreation Commons for a period of two weeks, with the amounts deducted from his salary.
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November 12, 2002, 20:23
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*He got off lightly, said Hercules as he reads the sentence*
Mr President what form will the community service take? Cleaning the Rec. Com loos? ; helping old Gaian ladies across the street. Meals on rovers. How will we know that he has served the sentence.
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November 12, 2002, 20:52
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There are a couple of options for the community service. Any or all of: bathroom and roof cleaning in the recreation commons; large object carrying for the Department of Terraforming and Colonization; assorted farm labor; and doing voiceovers for holo-commercials. We can assign an officer to him to make sure he fulfills the requirements.
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November 13, 2002, 10:54
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Why not all the options at once?
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November 13, 2002, 11:10
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BOOO!!!
/me throws rotten fruit to Mr. President
It's a setup!!
Maniac framed so that i would have to do community service at the Rec Commons.
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<Kassiopeia> you don't keep the virgins in your lair at a sodomising distance from your beasts or male prisoners. If you devirginised them yourself, though, that's another story. If they devirginised each other, then, I hope you had that webcam running.
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November 13, 2002, 15:56
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lemmy, i may have some work for you in The Lab and/or the Xenobrewery
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