November 13, 2002, 22:44
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I need to find a woman to bear my children
Do men have a biological clock?
Lately I've been thinking I'd like a woman to have my child. Maybe because I'm getting close to 30. Some men have 6 children by the time they are my age. I'm afraid it will never happen.
I've been thinking of putting a personal ad looking for women to bear my children. Do you think that will go over well?
I really feel I have to get my life in gear. I've been thinking about this a lot lately.
So anybody know any women looking to get knocked up? 
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November 13, 2002, 22:53
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Just make a 3 minute visit to your local junior-high school now and again
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November 13, 2002, 22:58
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Re: I need to find a woman to bear my children
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Originally posted by Dissident
Do men have a biological clock?
Lately I've been thinking I'd like a woman to have my child. Maybe because I'm getting close to 30. Some men have 6 children by the time they are my age. I'm afraid it will never happen.
I've been thinking of putting a personal ad looking for women to bear my children. Do you think that will go over well?
I really feel I have to get my life in gear. I've been thinking about this a lot lately.
So anybody know any women looking to get knocked up?
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Two words: Child Support.
If you want to get your life in gear, buy a Boxster. They're cheaper than child support monthly, and the payments are 5 years, not 18.
...Are you nuts? If you want kids, wait until you're in your 50s, when you can afford them and are too old to enjoy the freedom you won't have anymore.
I feel better having saved you from ruining your life
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November 13, 2002, 23:01
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you can get one ready
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November 13, 2002, 23:01
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Settler
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November 13, 2002, 23:04
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I have the opposite problem (well, I wouldn't call it a problem, just a state of events). I have a girl that I love terribly, but we're far to young to getting into that yet.
Oh, and 6 children?!!! Consider yourself lucky you don't have six kids! Leave that to the Catholics, boy.
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November 13, 2002, 23:06
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www.planet-love.com
Everything you always wanted to know about mail order brides, but didn't
know where to ask. Welcome to the internet's best information ...
Description: Mail order bride guide. News articles, discussion boards, agency listings including ratings, and advice.
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November 13, 2002, 23:06
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or the muslims
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November 13, 2002, 23:13
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Or even the Mormons. :d:
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November 13, 2002, 23:14
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I'm sure the women of the world will be pleased to know you're now available for reproduction 
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November 13, 2002, 23:15
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or the gypsies
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November 13, 2002, 23:21
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Let me guess. Ming is playing golf with flourescent balls...
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November 13, 2002, 23:22
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Why is he a catholic?
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November 13, 2002, 23:25
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Possibly. I've never enquired.
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November 13, 2002, 23:26
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To me, Ming seems like more of a closet Scientologist.
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November 14, 2002, 00:20
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www.planet-love.com
Everything you always wanted to know about mail order brides, but didn't
know where to ask. Welcome to the internet's best information ...
Description: Mail order bride guide. News articles, discussion boards, agency listings including ratings, and advice.
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I did some preliminary research for you, Dissident. You can thank me by inviting me to the wedding... 
Veronika Zabina
Ilona Prikhodko
Svetlana Neumoina
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November 14, 2002, 00:33
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Don't know if I could date a girl whose name rhymed with pneumonia.
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November 14, 2002, 00:35
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You don't have to date her, just marry her... 
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November 14, 2002, 00:40
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actually i think Ming and Rah are catholic, Ming asked me one time if i knew if a priest down at here at University was still working. The church he enquired about was catholic. you'd have to ask them to be sure though
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November 14, 2002, 00:40
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Veronika sounds expensive and materialistic, not to mention a little bubbly-headed:
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Today I'd like to be at home with you, lie on the fluffy carpet and watch TV or listen to music. And tomorrow I will be enthusiastic if I can climb the top of the mountain quicker than you and to be the first to see the sunrise. And despite of all this I know what I want from life. I dream to create a happy family and to have a big and nice house where I can receive all my friends. I dream my house to be full of everything
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Veronika sounds high maintenance. Stay away!!! Then again, she is a lawyer with a specialty in, a-hem, Russian law. Perhaps she could pass the Mississippi bar exam to help foot those hefty bills, but I doubt she'd be able to pass the bar in a real state.
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Ilono sounds straight from the '50s:
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(I am) extremely reliable and able to stand by my Man and my future children, caring and responsible. I am always open to new things. But concerning the family I'm very conservative. I'd prefer to devote my life to the person who will be the only man I'll love, admire and take care of and everyday together will be unique.
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Hmmmm. Could we have a winner?
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Svetlana doesn't look like she'll be svelt forever, if you know what I mean. Anybody else think she looks a little bit like Elaine from Seinfeld? She sounds pretty sincere, if not too bright:
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I am a hairdresser. I've never been married. i am cheerful, kind, caring, decent, communicative with a sense of humor. I like going to the movies, theater, like having rest on nature in the company of my closest friends. I am very glad with my choice of profession. I get a great pleasure after what I do especially if it delights people who see it.
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If you're looking for a Russian girl that will fit in well with the trailer bunch, Svet sounds like your lady.
The whole world is your oyster, Dissident - just make sure you don't eat one that gives you cramps!
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November 14, 2002, 00:48
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Veronika sounds expensive and materialistic
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Ilono sounds straight from the '50s
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What'd you expect from the former Soviet Union?
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Svetlana doesn't look like she'll be svelt forever
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Agreed. She has a pretty face, but she's kinda chunky. I was trying to provide a good mix, as I don't know what turns Dissident's crank.
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The whole world is your oyster, Dissident - just make sure you don't eat one that gives you cramps
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Or crabs...
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November 14, 2002, 00:57
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This one looked more Dissident's speed
First Name: Irina
Last Name: Bunina
City: Volgograd
Religion: Russian Orthodox
Birthdate (Day/Month/Year): 31 Jul 1937 (Leo), 65 y.o.
Height: 150 cm (4'11")
Weight: 52 kg (115 lbs)
Build: Slim
Measurements (Bust/Waist/Hips): 88/60/92 cm (35/24/36 in)
Eye color: Hazel
Hair color: Brown
Education: University
Employment: Economist
Marital status: Single
Children and number: No
Desire children: Yes
Hobbies/Interests: Travelling, sport, dancing, music, cooking, love children, care about the house
Personality: Optimistic, joyful, well-balanced, sense of humor, kind
Smoker: No
English level: none
French: No
German: Yes
Other languages: No
About me:
Partner country: The USA, Canada, Europe, Australia, New Zealand
Partner age: up to 70
My dream partner: Responsible, well-balanced, financially secure, joyful, tender, caring, loving children, kind, temperamental, well-wducated
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November 14, 2002, 01:00
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She's looking for an old Australian, Horse...  
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November 14, 2002, 01:00
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So what's the deal with Volgograd? Is it such a hellhole that all the women want to leave?
You know, my brother could use some love. Maybe I'll get him in touch with Ilona.
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November 14, 2002, 01:05
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JohnT
It's not Volgograd it's Russian men in general (Hint: cheap vodka).
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November 14, 2002, 01:09
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It's not Volgograd it's Russian men in general (Hint: cheap vodka).
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Well, I guess Dissident won't be much of a change for those girls then...
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November 14, 2002, 01:12
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Yeah, but every girl linked to is from Volgograd. I sense the hand of the Illuminati!!
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November 14, 2002, 01:25
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JohnT
Maybe this will be more his style.
www.aphilippinegirl.com
Welcome to A Philippine Girl, home of some of the most beautiful women in the
world.
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The ways of Man are passing strange, he buys his freedom and he counts his change.
Then he lets the wind his days arrange and he calls the tide his master.
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November 14, 2002, 01:33
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Yeah, but every girl linked to is from Volgograd. I sense the hand of the Illuminati!!
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That site is specifically made for girls from Volgograd. There were a ton of different sites on the web page Promethus linked to and I just picked one at random. There's many more mail-order brides out there for Dissident...
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November 14, 2002, 01:51
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Ming and Rah are both "non practicing" Catholics.
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