November 24, 2002, 02:29
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Bush's Christmas Adventure
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November 24, 2002, 03:23
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That's pretty funny there, Scratchy, although it does remind me quite a bit of another story... Now let me see what was it? Aha, here it is:
Time to Take Out the Trash by you, Scratchy.
Yes, indeed, the times of streetfighter politicians are back. Let's see who is up next  
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November 24, 2002, 06:27
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November 24, 2002, 06:38
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Actually this story is in the same series as 'Time to take out the Trash', kinduv a sequel. Some of the same characters will be appearing in this story too. And although the theme is streetfighter diplomacy, it's not guaranteed that every meeting will result in a fight (although the chance is fairly high when Bush is involved). This story explores some other possibilities. By the way vova, where did you get the boxing smilie?
The moral of the story is  leads to 
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November 24, 2002, 06:43
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Originally posted by ChrisiusMaximus
 I thought for a minute the driver was going to be Osama thingy me bob.
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I'm trying to keep the story within the rhelms of reality. It is actually possible for this story to happen in real life if you can believe it. There aren't any plans on my desk yet for Osama to enter the story.
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November 24, 2002, 06:55
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Well now that I know you are trying to stay within the strict confines of the feasible and possible etc I shall desist from making further such absurd suggestions. God damn it what was I thinking, Osama would never drive Bush to the airport to kick some old gals ass. Well least not on christmas day, maybe boxing day. 
More please 
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November 24, 2002, 09:33
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ROFLMAO!
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November 24, 2002, 12:29
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Get them, Dubya! Get them! Aahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ummm...I mean...
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November 24, 2002, 14:26
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That was... unusual. However it was extremely funny, as usual.
I'd like to see Gore and Bush in an old-fashioned wrasslin match, if it wouldn't be too much trouble.
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November 24, 2002, 21:56
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Chrisius: Very funny. Yeah, Osama would never do a thing like that would he?
civman2000: Dude, a ghost from the past! Good to hear from you again.
History Guy: It's good to see you really getting into the story.
TheGuitarist: I've already got this story all planned out and I don't have Gore in the transcript but it's a great idea for the next part of this series. I'll keep it in mind along with Chrisius's Osama idea.
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November 24, 2002, 22:22
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lol, i'm not a ghost, i just haven't been reading many stories recently and i've been posting in very few...but i am active in Apolyton Empire, an active lurker in the civ2dg, and an active semi-lurker semi-poset in the civ3dg.
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November 25, 2002, 04:48
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November 25, 2002, 13:29
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Are you sure theres no elephants in Texas!
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November 25, 2002, 23:47
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Great stuff! Can't wait to see Bush get Saddam...
And what a wonderful picture you attached there...
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December 1, 2002, 23:37
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wow, if Mohammar Qadaffi shows up too this will be the ultimate. Next: Steel Cage Match!!!
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December 2, 2002, 03:30
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Come on Elvis we want more!
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December 2, 2002, 07:41
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Originally posted by steamthunk
wow, if Mohammar Qadaffi shows up too this will be the ultimate. Next: Steel Cage Match!!!
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Dude, this idea is just too cool!! I almost want to change the storyline to include this. For sure, in the next part of this series.
Chris, it'll be a while longer as I'm now writing several stories at once (gooberpoober's unfinished thug story, this one and I joined the apolyton empire story with my addition of Squawking Turkey - go check out my last installment!). You'll just have to wait in the cowpies a bit longer!
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Here is an interesting scenario to check out. The Vietnam war is cool.
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December 2, 2002, 14:29
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I saw your first post there but I never expected you to continue with it.
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December 2, 2002, 17:24
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Not bad. I enjoy it despite the mild Bushbashing that appears now and again.
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December 2, 2002, 17:50
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Not bad. I enjoy it despite the mild Bushbashing that appears now and again.
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Would you mind to bring up a quote that includes 'Bushbashing' because I really don't know what you are talking about.
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December 2, 2002, 23:49
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Well you have to admit that the whole story pokes fun of the current set of American leaders. I'm not sure that I consider it enough to be bashing just yet. I, for one, am awaiting Bush's WWF appearance!
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December 3, 2002, 21:37
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I said i liked it... Don't get mad at me!
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December 3, 2002, 21:44
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Nice story, scratchy, and since it seems you aren't continuing the Apolyton game NES, maybe it is time to pull Chrisius out of the cowpies?  
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December 4, 2002, 14:04
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Nah its okay I dont mind rolling around in the mire, it beats going Xmas shopping with the missus!
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December 4, 2002, 21:12
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Okay Chrisius, I'll leave you in the slop for awhile longer. Who knows, maybe Kaddafi or Osama bin laden will come along next and give you another going over.
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December 5, 2002, 08:42
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December 5, 2002, 11:58
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I was half expecting B52 to get the wrong end of the stick and have a shot at mounting Saddam.
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December 5, 2002, 15:54
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Very entertaining, unscratchedfoot. I can just see Saddam going:
What? Tell me! What do we have to do to make you shut-up? 
Good job. Something interesting must be coming with that game he was talking about. Don't keep us waiting too long to learn what it is, please.
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December 7, 2002, 03:02
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December 7, 2002, 07:13
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Superb stuff, although B52 should have mounted old Saddam, and then kicked his ass all the way back to Iraq.
How many times have you seen the image of those planes hitting the side of the WTC, I lost count after the first two million.
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