December 1, 2002, 17:48
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I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings...
...it's because I'm going to give it an electric shock if it doesn't.
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December 1, 2002, 17:55
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And the point of this thread is?
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December 1, 2002, 17:56
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Wutang! 
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
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December 1, 2002, 18:04
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You fool! Its song is a carefully crafted sequence of notes designed to make the lock resonate in such a way as to slide the cylinders and unlock the cage!
...of course, the fact that it can't hit a decent B flat is a minor problem....
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December 1, 2002, 18:04
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That has freaked me out because my mother has had a book of that title on top of the bookcase...weird...
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December 1, 2002, 18:05
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Call SPCA, quickly. 
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December 1, 2002, 18:15
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Originally posted by Provost Harrison
That has freaked me out because my mother has had a book of that title on top of the bookcase...weird...
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Your mother's book is actually what made me think of the thread topic.
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December 1, 2002, 18:18
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Originally posted by Zero-Tau
And the point of this thread is?
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Yes.
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December 1, 2002, 18:20
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ARGHHHH! Freaky coincidences! 
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Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
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December 1, 2002, 18:23
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Originally posted by loinburger
Your mother's book is actually what made me think of the thread topic.
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Are you spying on Provost?
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I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
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December 1, 2002, 18:23
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I feel happy that I got to post in this thread before it got closed. 
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December 1, 2002, 18:28
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Perhaps we have the same mother?
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Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
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December 1, 2002, 18:29
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Scary thought.
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
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December 1, 2002, 18:34
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December 1, 2002, 18:35
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Originally posted by DinoDoc
Are you spying on Provost?
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No, only his mother.
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December 1, 2002, 20:10
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Re: I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings...
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Originally posted by loinburger
...it's because I'm going to give it an electric shock if it doesn't.
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I think giving Maya Angelou an electric shock would be a far better idea 
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December 1, 2002, 20:39
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No, only his mother.
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Judging by that look in your eye, she's not bad either
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December 1, 2002, 20:47
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I'll drink to that...
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December 1, 2002, 20:52
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December 1, 2002, 20:59
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Hmmm, how this thread has turned to talking about my mother...it is rather alarming... 
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Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
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December 1, 2002, 21:06
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December 1, 2002, 21:10
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Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Hmmm, how this thread has turned to talking about my mother...it is rather alarming...
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Oh, don't worry. It's just a coincidence -- for all I know, she can't even sing.
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December 1, 2002, 22:04
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Phew. Postia ante deletia. 
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December 1, 2002, 23:04
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This is the best thread ever. Or at least a contender. We should start a poll on that topic.
Quickly people, nominate possibilities for best spam thread ever. Before Ming sees this.
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December 1, 2002, 23:07
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Originally posted by Alexnm
Phew. Postia ante deletia.
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The real trick is getting in earlier, as close to the beginning as possible... 
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The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.
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December 1, 2002, 23:09
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this reminds me of my threads
how long since I have started one?
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December 1, 2002, 23:10
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Not long enough.
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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December 1, 2002, 23:34
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Harrison, you must be proud of Mrs Harrison's legs.
Perhaps you could enlighten us as to how Horsie got his hands on her photo?
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December 2, 2002, 00:22
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Obviously because Horsie has been spying on her too.
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December 2, 2002, 00:28
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I would like to make my mark on this pointless thread before it closes...
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