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Old December 10, 2002, 12:26   #31
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No Fezzywezzyhunnybumpkins! Say it's not so! Please don't leave me
Are you always this cruel to your boyfriend(s)?
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Lets face it. We flamiing queers have more appeal then Pat Robertson and other religious wackos. We have shows that are really growing in popularity. We have more channels (Q TV, Logo Channel). And we help people in their style issues (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy). The last thing I saw a religious preacher did was ask for $5 in a "generous pledge" to help his bank account in Zurich, erhm, some starving kids in Zimbabwe.
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Old December 10, 2002, 12:27   #32
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All of the ST's have 'interesting' twists on them, they're definetily more funny than your Fez-thread,
and when Kassi and Ari are both active, they reach 500 post's in...
what, 3 days?
I am sorry but I wasn't counting threads I don't understand. And no, my thread was better.
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Lets face it. We flamiing queers have more appeal then Pat Robertson and other religious wackos. We have shows that are really growing in popularity. We have more channels (Q TV, Logo Channel). And we help people in their style issues (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy). The last thing I saw a religious preacher did was ask for $5 in a "generous pledge" to help his bank account in Zurich, erhm, some starving kids in Zimbabwe.
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Old December 10, 2002, 12:28   #33
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Ixnay, you should start another using advertisments, or perhaps Poly Businesses
Possibly after xmas break. I tried starting another one (games) soon after the movie poster one died but it never took off.
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Are you always this cruel to your boyfriend(s)?
Nah, just my *****es.
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Old December 10, 2002, 13:54   #35
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Old December 10, 2002, 16:26   #37
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Any fool knows that the funniest threads fall into these three categories.

1- David Floyd explains his politics.

2- Albert Speer explains his sex life.

3- Evan VonChristoph loses another argument with the voices in his head.
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Old December 10, 2002, 16:28   #38
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1- David Floyd explains his politics.

2- Albert Speer explains his sex life.

3- Evan VonChristoph loses another argument with the voices in his head.



A winner...
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The monster itself. Just be warned that 90% of it is crap.

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthrea...threadid=42100
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Old December 10, 2002, 16:35   #40
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and when Kassi and Ari are both active, they reach 500 post's in...
what, 3 days?
Actually, the quickest fill is 6 days.

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1- David Floyd explains his politics.
But those always end up as people banging their heads against inevitable wall of quotes-replies. I think that when the scroll bar reaches the 3mm height the thread has a problem.

I'd say that this part of your list should be replaced with "Fez displays his revolving door sexuality".
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Any fool knows that the funniest threads fall into these three categories.

1- David Floyd explains his politics.
I rather watch a dishwasher run.

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2- Albert Speer explains his sex life.
What sex life?

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3- Evan VonChristoph loses another argument with the voices in his head.


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I'd say that this part of your list should be replaced with "Fez displays his revolving door sexuality".
Start thinking a bit... those threads are too old to begin with, and one I don't think like that anymore.
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Now, that's not true, Fez.
I've been wondering which side of the coin today was myself.
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Now, that's not true, Fez.
I've been wondering which side of the coin today was myself.
No you are misunderstanding. What I said was I don't make threads announcing personal issues like that anymore. Haven't in a long time.
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1- David Floyd explains his politics.

2- Albert Speer explains his sex life.

3- Evan VonChristoph loses another argument with the voices in his head.



A winner...
I have never seen a thread wuth Evan VanChristoph, Can someone provide me a link?
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look for the one where he became a born again christian

remember when someone "hacked" wiglaf's account?
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For the record, let us never forget the biggest jackass thread
Edit : and here are the true results
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Old December 10, 2002, 19:09   #49
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Ah, yes. I remember, I was a "suspect" for hacking Wiggy's account since I took the avatar he gave himself and used it, claiming, "Oh nos! I've been haxxored!"


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The 'Saddam Apoligizes for invading kuwait' thread is getting pretty interesting.
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For the record, let us never forget the biggest jackass thread
And notice that flash now has all the votes. Who can change a poll?????

ACK!
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After reviewing the "music outside US/Europe" thread, I can safely say that Laz's list should have absolutely included "Snapcase talks about music". Especially "Snapcase makes judgements about why other people like music other than he likes".
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I was gonna mention one of Coracle's millions of whine threads, but I realized that they're just annoying, not funny.
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After reviewing the "music outside US/Europe" thread, I can safely say that Laz's list should have absolutely included "Snapcase talks about music". Especially "Snapcase makes judgements about why other people like music other than he likes".
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Spiffor- I can't seem to view your link. I don't think it's necessary since the thread commentary reveals the outcome of the poll.

BTW- awesome thread. Great way to waste a HUGE chunk of time
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After reviewing the "music outside US/Europe" thread, I can safely say that Laz's list should have absolutely included "Snapcase talks about music". Especially "Snapcase makes judgements about why other people like music other than he likes".
They're too painful to be funny.
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Like Floyd quotefests aren't.
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There was an old EVC thread entitled "MY DEMANDS!!!!" that was pretty funny. It was in the old archive before the VBB changeover, but I can't find it now. In that thread you will find my one contribution to Apolyton society - giving EVC the official title of Apolyton Daffy Duck. (Well, MarkG did the actual endowing, but the name was mine).

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