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Apolyton Photoshop Phun: Children's Books
SomethingAwful.com's best Photoshop Phriday ever was about children's books. After all, evil twists on them fulfill the two requirements of Internet humor - irony and perversion. So, what more fun that Apolyton children's books? Let me start with a heartwarming British classic.
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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December 11, 2002, 13:48
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You could do better than that.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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December 11, 2002, 13:58
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Come on, it's not like we're selling these for advertisements here. I'm using it as an example of what kind of images we're looking for after here.
Incidentally, here's a place to get children's book covers from:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...738584-6710507
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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December 11, 2002, 15:46
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You all (esp. ixnay) BETTER BE making killer Photoshops THIS INSTANT. 
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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December 11, 2002, 15:48
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how long am i going to disappear for this time?
when pondering that mods, please make it another funny # that ixnay can use in relation to a child's book.
boris: if you want this removed i'll do it  you seem to be the best gay whem it comes to taking jokes though
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December 11, 2002, 15:51
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 Bleeding is rarely involved with anal intercourse.
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December 11, 2002, 15:53
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Bleeding is rarely involved with anal intercourse.
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the only anal intercourse i ever saw (and i use that loosely) was in American History X. and he bled like the dickens.
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December 11, 2002, 16:45
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Disturbing. Also, I suggest that the theme be expanded to simply "books" so that this thread doesn't die a slow & painful death.
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December 11, 2002, 17:27
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December 11, 2002, 17:29
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December 11, 2002, 17:30
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Fez in the skirt...teehee!
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December 11, 2002, 17:30
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I find it worrying how many people keep pictures of me
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December 11, 2002, 17:32
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Not as worrying as we find that grin on your face. 
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December 11, 2002, 17:45
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Not as worrying as we find that grin on your face.
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Trust the fact I'm smiling now
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December 11, 2002, 17:54
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My revenge will be swift and...um...terrible!
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December 11, 2002, 18:47
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come on boris! retalliate!
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December 11, 2002, 20:59
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I'm going to derail this thread in an attempt to make it more livlier. The theme is now merely "Books". No specific books, just books of any kind. Self-help books, mysteries - anything.
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December 11, 2002, 21:38
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is that the kind of book you read as a child, ix?
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December 11, 2002, 21:44
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Fez in the skirt...teehee!
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I better refrain from commenting because I just been pissed off lately.
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Lets face it. We flamiing queers have more appeal then Pat Robertson and other religious wackos. We have shows that are really growing in popularity. We have more channels (Q TV, Logo Channel). And we help people in their style issues (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy). The last thing I saw a religious preacher did was ask for $5 in a "generous pledge" to help his bank account in Zurich, erhm, some starving kids in Zimbabwe.
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December 11, 2002, 21:45
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December 11, 2002, 22:58
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come on boris! retalliate!
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December 11, 2002, 23:33
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Originally posted by jdd2007
is that the kind of book you read as a child, ix?
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No! That was my attempt to derail the thread.  But it seems to have failed. Don't worry, though, I will be back with another, possibly non-children related, book!
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December 11, 2002, 23:55
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You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
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December 12, 2002, 00:13
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If done to a child of the age range of the teletubbies, say 1 to 2 years old, there might be some bleeding.
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December 12, 2002, 00:15
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Way to be a wet blanket there, Doc.
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Way to be a wet blanket there, Doc.
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December 12, 2002, 01:28
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December 12, 2002, 02:07
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I better refrain from commenting because I just been pissed off lately.
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Smoke a bowl, or get drunk, or laid or something. You're always pissed about something, you could stand to lighten up.
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