Glory Of War Foreign Affairs - Page 2

Master Zen · April 19, 2003, 20:17

you forgot "Mammoth stacks of Shibering workers"

DeepO · April 19, 2003, 20:28

GF, You didn't get any inspiration for this from a Belgian milk commercial, did you? The subscript should say "Ik Koe van You", which would counter the image you have created so far (rough translation: 'I Love You', with 'love' being replaced by cow (yeah, they rhyme in Dutch, not in English. And I'm no poet to find a good replacement))

Oh, and the cow should have a milk moustache, which actually is completely the image I have of you

Of course, this could be an application to the sunshine team

DeepO

DeepO · April 19, 2003, 20:31

http://www.mmmelk.be/htm/flashindex.asp

Quote:

She... had a goal in life.
Her mission: to make milk popular again
Her weapons: Her seductive moustache
....

DeepO

GhengisFarb™ · April 19, 2003, 20:53

TONIGHT ON FOX:

"When Cows and Chickens Go Bad."

An indepth historical study of the First and Second GS-GoW Wars.
WARNING, DUE TO VIOLENT THEMES THIS PROGRAM IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR YOUNGER VIEWERS

DeepO · April 19, 2003, 21:03

Tonight on Canvas:
"GoW raider"
Romance and love in a mysterious setting. Can GhengisFarb find his favorite milk?

BigFree · April 19, 2003, 21:16

I've heard of an 'Angus' cow; but not a 'Ghengis' cow??? Must be a peculiar breed.....

GhengisFarb™ · April 19, 2003, 21:24

We tried to get Aggie to hold the office of CoW but he doesn't like cows.

History Guy · April 19, 2003, 22:17

On my latest visit to China, I noticed the peculiar relationship between Warmongers and cattle.

Warmonger society is rather tolerant in its own way. If you want to be a cow, you can be a cow. No one will stop you. That is perhaps the single most glorious thing about Warmonger society.

Cow tolerance has its roots in Warmonger sacred belief. The Cult of the Cow has to be the earliest religion in ancient China. It is said that these mysterious holy men often kidnapped cows from various farms, and sacrificed them by the sacred rites of Cowli, often drinking the milk of their victims. This barbaric practice was put to an end by King Genghis the Farb, who, despite having an unusual last name, unified his country, and set up the Imperial City Triad of gods: Cowli, Cowlette, and Cowpie. Since then, this polytheistic society has centered worship around them.

Unfortunately, as a result, the cow population has gone out of hand, and cow killing is illegal. Unfortunately, cows have now overrun large areas of China, and in temples they are allowed to roam freely. Unfortunately, some of the discontent cows have formed alarming habits, such as thievery, and even murder.

Wang Cow, a resident of Imperial City, was witness to the rise of cow crime rates.

"Oh yeah, it is bad. Just the other day, I was talking to a friend, Chung Moo, when all of the sudden a garrotte was yanked about his throat by some bovine deliquent, and he was dragged away. We found him later. It was gruesome. These cows just don't understand the freedoms they have in our country, and unfortunately, unless serious measures are taken by our government, right NOW, they will be a serious threat!!!!!"

Minutes later, Wang Cow was surrounded by a band of cows, and torn to shreads by the cud chewers. I left in disgust, saddened by what I was seen. I was disappointed with the conduct of the cows, and remain so to this day.

Firm action must be taken now.

GhengisFarb™ · April 19, 2003, 22:58

There is an immense reward for the leader of the Cattle Crime Syndicate, his name is Moo the Merciless.

Wittlich · April 19, 2003, 23:08

asleepathewheel · April 19, 2003, 23:09

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Originally posted by GhengisFarb
There is an immense reward for the leader of the Cattle Crime Syndicate, his name is Moo the Merciless.

I believe we've killed an immortal named Moe the Morbid, perhaps an alias?

Wittlich · April 19, 2003, 23:10

EEEEH! Wrong answer! Try again.

Wittlich · April 19, 2003, 23:13

Moe was a part of the syndicate: "Larry, Curly, and Moe and Company".

EDIT: Ok, give us a brake - We ran out of names for all of our Immortals.

asleepathewheel · April 19, 2003, 23:18

Quote:

Originally posted by Wittlich
Moe was a part of the syndicate: "Larry, Curly, and Moe and Company".

EDIT: Ok, give us a brake - We ran out of names for all of our Immortals.

Really, I think it would be easy to come up with five names.

Master Zen · April 20, 2003, 00:52

Hey Voxians and stormbringers, take your trash talking somewhere else, in this thread only trash talks directed at GoW or originating from GoW!!

Wittlich · April 20, 2003, 02:00

Sorry Zen, I was only responding to a question asked by ASATW.

If I believed that GoW could have answered his question, then I would have left it alone...but since I had the answer...mia cupa.

Master Zen · April 20, 2003, 03:27

Well, you could trash talk the cows, and it would be legit

(disclaimer: the cows, not the CoWs...)

GhengisFarb™ · April 20, 2003, 04:36

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Originally posted by asleepathewheel

Really, I think it would be easy to come up with five names.

We now get at the heart of the GS "Dtrategy" problem. They can't count.

"One and one and one and one and one and one is two. That's right, no more than two."

BigFree · April 20, 2003, 05:00

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Originally posted by GhengisFarb

We now get at the heart of the GS "Dtrategy" problem. They can't count.

"One and one and one and one and one and one is two. That's right, no more than two."

ROTFLMAO!!!

That's they way they divied up the land with the Voxians also.

"One tile for you one tile for me, one tile for you two tiles for me, one tile for you three tiles for me...."

nbarclay · April 20, 2003, 05:10

Quote:

Originally posted by GhengisFarb

We now get at the heart of the GS "Dtrategy" problem. They can't count.

"One and one and one and one and one and one is two. That's right, no more than two."

Actually, one and one and one and one and one and one is one. Now One plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one would be six. See, we GS folks know not just our arithmetic operations, but our logical operations as well.

Donegeal · April 20, 2003, 06:25

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Originally post by nbarclayActually, one and one and one and one and one and one is one. Now One plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one would be six. See, we GS folks know not just our arithmetic operations, but our logical operations as well.

Actually, I thought that all this refered to "The One" and it was GS giving up...

asleepathewheel · April 20, 2003, 11:21

Quote:

Originally posted by GhengisFarb

We now get at the heart of the GS "Dtrategy" problem. They can't count.

I can't count, you can't spell, we all have problems 'round here.

History Guy · April 20, 2003, 11:40

Dammit. Someone has to take action now. I just stumbled over Farmer Chang, and some monstrous beast had stuck one of those electronic milkers on him...what a horrible way to go.

Donegeal · April 20, 2003, 12:42

Just what is an "E-Lek-Tron-Ek" milker?

Panzer32 · April 20, 2003, 12:54

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I can't count, you can't spell, we all have problems 'round here.

Our spelling is perfect. So is our dtrategy

EDIT: misspelled "dtrategy"

Master Zen · April 20, 2003, 14:00

What, so you didn't know what drategy is?? And you expect to win wars?!??!

Darekill · April 20, 2003, 16:13

what a srama! And i though that my spelling was terrible.....

Master Zen · April 20, 2003, 17:24

No Sarekill, you dpelling is just fine!!

GhengisFarb™ · April 20, 2003, 22:53

Quote:

Originally posted by Master Zen
What, so you didn't know what drategy is?? And you expect to win wars?!??!

You forgot the first "t", its "Dtrategy", but that's okay. I had to go back and double check the spelling a few times before I posted to make sure I spelled it right.

Darekill · April 21, 2003, 02:30

Sont you think it wuos be condequent if we wous replace all the sreases s by a d ans all the d by s?