Apolyton coffee shop: Koffee with Kass - Page 17

Skanky Burns · February 7, 2003, 15:20

*Cries*

I have to go to work today.

DinoDoc · February 7, 2003, 15:22

Quote:

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
I have to go to work today.

Tell them that your horse Alexander is ill and that you need to take him to the vet.

ColdWizard · February 7, 2003, 15:27

/me offers to sell the rights to the Coffeeshop back to DD for an orange soda and a case of spam

DinoDoc · February 7, 2003, 15:29

Sold!
/me readies the orange soda and spam for delivery oncve the contract is signed

ColdWizard · February 7, 2003, 15:30

a pox on contracts! a handshake is all that is required, unless you happen to be a sissy-girly type of man.

stupid server...
/me slaps settler around a lot with a hyper neutronic cannon

ColdWizard · February 7, 2003, 16:03

Quote:

Originally posted by DinoDoc

Tell them that your horse Alexander is ill and that you need to take him to the vet.

/me beats on settler some more with a crowbar

DinoDoc · February 7, 2003, 16:08

/me shakes CW's hand and fill his part of the bargain throwing in a stash of anti-settler missiles.

ColdWizard · February 7, 2003, 16:30

/me tucks the anti-settler missiles and case of spam into his portable hole, removes the sign "owned by ColdWizard" that was on the wall, and wanders over to an unoccupied corner to sip on his orange soda, using the sign as a coaster.

DinoDoc · February 7, 2003, 17:46

Where does he get those wonderful toys?!?

H Tower · February 7, 2003, 21:41

from the Infinite store room of course

I desire a rootbeer

Nubclear · February 7, 2003, 21:45

Newbie Question:

What is the coffee shop? Just one big spam thread?

Skanky Burns · February 7, 2003, 21:57

Quote:

Originally posted by DinoDoc

Tell them that your horse Alexander is ill and that you need to take him to the vet.

I tried that, but my boss just laughed at me. It turns out he is one of AH's DLs.

*Pokes Tass with a manual titled "Everything you wanted to know about The Coffeeshop, but were afraid to ask."

Method · February 7, 2003, 23:16

Quote:

Originally posted by H Tower
from the Infinite store room of course

they have portable holes in there? oh wow.
/me sneaks inside while nobody's watching

devilmunchkin · February 8, 2003, 02:12

*drinks her milk* damn! there are cookie crumbs in it!

skany: i had to work today too, for 8 hours and do it again tomorrow..being a waitress and dealing with the most god aweful and stingy customers on the face of the planet.

DinoDoc · February 8, 2003, 12:19

Quote:

Originally posted by H Tower
from the Infinite store room of course

Smart arse! That much was obvious but I wanted to know where in the Infinite storeroom he found the portable holes. It would take too long for me to search an infinite space.

/me gives H Tower his root beer and turns on the security system of the Infinite storeroom (TM) as a "suprise"

for TKG

Velociryx · February 8, 2003, 12:39

Good to see that the snowblobs have made their way to 'poly!

And in case you're wondering, here's the original snowblob....

Note the cunning artistry at work here....Oreo cookie bits for eyes....realistic arms....ahhhh yes....

-=Vel=-

H Tower · February 8, 2003, 13:04

Quote:

Originally posted by devilmunchkin
being a waitress and dealing with the most god aweful and stingy customers on the face of the planet.

but not the most awful customer on the planet, that is reserved for me.

/me pulls out the miniature Infinite Store room out of his pocket and requests a giant space alien.

/me commands the alien, "Go hunt down the newest emperor and tear him limb from limb! It will be proper welcoming to the club, the dirty spammer!

Nubclear · February 8, 2003, 22:18

Can we get 500?

Frozzy · February 8, 2003, 22:19

No.

Velociryx · February 8, 2003, 22:22

Tass...I hate you!

-=Vel=-

Nubclear · February 8, 2003, 22:22

THANK THE SOVIETSKII SOYUZ THIS IS THE 500TH POST!

H Tower · February 9, 2003, 03:53

do we have a new name for the shop?