How would you use the invisibility cloak from Harry Potter???

Zylka · December 18, 2002, 20:55

I just saw the first movie and all I can say is wow!!! So what wonders would you do with it?

I would:
-Run into the local grocery store and steal sea salt from the bulk bins
-Fall asleep in a bus shelter unnoticed

-Lock myself in the bathroom, take a seat and eat a nice roast beef sandwhich - while invisible!!!

In all seriousness, how would you become King of the Universe with this wonderful cloak?

FrustratedPoet · December 18, 2002, 20:58

I'd use it to spy on naked ladies of course. Who wouldn't? ... at least once.

Skanky Burns · December 18, 2002, 21:04

FP covered it pretty well.

Other useful things would be:
Stealing stuff
Spying
Pranks

You could quite easily convince someone that their house was haunted with an invisibility cloak.

FrustratedPoet · December 18, 2002, 21:07

I'd use it for sneaking into sports events, gigs, movie theaters etc etc etc for free. That'd be cool. You could also sneak onto trains and planes for nothing.

And of course I'd also use it for evading pseudo-evil professors at my magical boarding school ..... or have I just said too much?

jdd2007 · December 18, 2002, 21:07

conquer the world. muahahahaha!

Skanky Burns · December 18, 2002, 21:08

You could also use it at the library so they wouldn't think you are on the computer all day there, leeching off their internet.

Or for walking past mirrors on a bad-hair-day.

Boris Godunov · December 18, 2002, 21:09

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Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
I'd use it to spy on naked ladies of course. Who wouldn't? ... at least once.

FrustratedPoet · December 18, 2002, 21:10

oh yeah ... Boris wouldn't use it for spying on naked ladies.

Hobbes would have to watch out, though.

Dis · December 18, 2002, 21:21

girls locker room 'nuff said (well maybe women's would be a more appropiate word given my age)

Dis · December 18, 2002, 21:23

but seriously I'd use it for all kinds of spying. Mainly involving women. Not only would I use it to see them naked, but I'd also use it to hear some juicy conversations

. I'd go to feminist meeting and see how they are planning to exterminate the male gender so I can take precautions

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I'd go to other countries and spy on their foreign goverments and report back to Bush. On second thought Bush is a moron. I would play god and make believe I was god (he should still hear my voice). I would then instruct Bush what to do in essence making me the president of the U.S.

monkspider · December 18, 2002, 22:10

Some harmless pranks would be a lot of fun. It could also be useful for being a spy for the Apolyton Commie Party.
And yes, girl's locker room antics would have to be tried out at least once. (I hear they have much nicer ones than we do!)

FrustratedPoet · December 18, 2002, 22:11

Most women's toilets are cleaner and better decorated than my bedroom.

Boris Godunov · December 18, 2002, 22:12

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Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
oh yeah ... Boris wouldn't use it for spying on naked ladies.

Hobbes would have to watch out, though.

MwuhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha...

I believe this subject was covered in the last Apolyton story thread, our World Cup adventure.

Giancarlo · December 18, 2002, 22:14

I would use it to terrorize people I don't like.

Apolytoners you better hope I don't get my hands on a invisibility cloak anytime. And better hope they don't get invented.

Imran Siddiqui · December 18, 2002, 22:19

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I believe this subject was covered in the last Apolyton story thread, our World Cup adventure.

We actually covered something in that?

Jon Miller · December 18, 2002, 22:21

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Originally posted by monkspider
Some harmless pranks would be a lot of fun. It could also be useful for being a spy for the Apolyton Commie Party.
And yes, girl's locker room antics would have to be tried out at least once. (I hear they have much nicer ones than we do!)

the women restroom looks about the same in some places

in other places it looks nicer than my living room

Jon Miller
who has wandered in a time or two by mistake

C0ckney · December 18, 2002, 22:25

driving around, or better yet riding around on my motorbike (if i still had it, grr) in public places and watching the reaction

Dis · December 18, 2002, 22:35

I have never wandered into a female restroom by mistake- only on purpose

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I hate some of those bars you go into that have weird pictures or names for the restrooms. I'm usually too intoxicated to figure out which is which.

C0ckney · December 18, 2002, 22:41

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Originally posted by Dissident
I hate some of those bars you go into that have weird pictures or names for the restrooms. I'm usually too intoxicated to figure out which is which.

is that what you told the police?

Urban Ranger · December 18, 2002, 22:51

Follow people around, tape their naughty conversations and photograph them in compromising positions.

Hang out in women's bathrooms and lockerooms.

Drive people crazy.

Inverse Icarus · December 18, 2002, 23:27

see hollowman.

o man. i'd so do that stuff

Zylka · December 18, 2002, 23:34

Hold on a second, I just found out how to become invisible without the cape!

What you'll need:

-20+ hits of blotter acid
-Large kitchen knife
-Good friend (talkative)

I took the LSD with a friend and we were always talking whenever I entered the room plus or minus the few hours it took to warm up to temperature in the sun we were awake and the pain of the large kitchen knife which somehow sunk into his throat from the fact that the last essay only got a B+ whether or not she was a feminist now good friend isn't talking to me anymore each time I come into the room maybe I'll try entering again but this time with christmas uniform on