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View Poll Results: What are your plans re: compassionate American?
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Try to breed him with an non-arrogant Frenchwoman.
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Put him in the pot with the chicken.
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Preserve for rarity value.
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Call him "Spot" and let him play in the yard, at least after he's been housetrained.
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Let him run free in the wilds where he belongs to.
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Give him a newspaper and a beer and teach him to say "Aaah-yup-yup-yup"
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Return to sender - they're all George W. Bushes anyhow
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Build an insurmountable army of compassionate Americans
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Sell him for profit - after all, you're still unsold, so you must be an uncompassionate American
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Give him a banana - watch him happy
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December 20, 2002, 14:17
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Emperor
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What will you do with your compassionate American?
The awfully smart President has again said something that future generations will regard as cryptic wisdom of the Oracle of ancient ages:
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"The goals for this country are peace in the world. And the goals for this country are a compassionate American for every single citizen. That compassion is found in the hearts and souls of the American citizens."—Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2002 (Thanks to Michael Shively).
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http://slate.msn.com/?id=2075817
So, what are your plans for your compassionate American?
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"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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December 20, 2002, 14:24
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King
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(Wanha-alert)
Sure Bush has the heart of a compassionate American. I'd wager to guess he keeps it in a jar on his desk.
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December 20, 2002, 14:25
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Prince
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Compassionate Conservatism = Fragrant Bullshit
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December 20, 2002, 14:46
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King
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I knew it! For every citizen a compassionate american!
CLONING! STOP HIM! 
Maybe he'll next state that the threat of slaughtering innocent iraqi people with nuclear weapons is just pure love... 
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December 20, 2002, 17:12
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Depends on whether or not the one I get is cute...
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December 20, 2002, 17:35
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If there were fewer of these memorable George W. Bush statements, there wouldn't be so many of them.
Numerically speaking.
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December 20, 2002, 17:40
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PolyCast Thread Necromancer
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Breed it with the frenchwoman. If sucessful, I can start a new era of nonarrogent, pacifistic, but intelligent Americans. 
Last edited by Nubclear; December 20, 2002 at 20:05.
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December 20, 2002, 19:06
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King
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Originally posted by Winston
If there were fewer of these memorable George W. Bush statements, there wouldn't be so many of them.
Numerically speaking.
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Tautologies are tautological.
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