My wife said to me last year in front of her mother:
"Honey, tell them why I love you."
Being an old joke between us, this is what popped out of my mouth:
"Because I have a big ****."
ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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