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4 weeks and smear with banana
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December 23, 2002, 09:45
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How long can I go without a shave?
I'm on a month's leave and when I get a long leave I don't shave - that is until I can't stand it any more. Its been 4 days and already my face is decidedly furry. In the end the bristles drive me nuts and I have to shave them off.
So, how long do you think I can hold out before the whiskers come off?
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December 23, 2002, 09:47
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Mrs Horse will get annoyed before you do
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December 23, 2002, 09:48
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No - our faces never come into contact (don't ask).
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December 23, 2002, 09:50
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Until your kids think you're Captain Caveman.
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December 23, 2002, 10:00
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Between 1 and 2 weeks.
I've finished uni for good, don't have a full-time job yet, so haven't shaved for a week and a half. 
But I'm getting sick of it now, and am going to shave tomorrow.
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December 23, 2002, 10:04
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Only 4 days and the beard's out. Grizzly Adams here we come.
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December 23, 2002, 10:07
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Ah I haven't shaved in months now... I guess I am to lazy for that activity... it is better to wash the beard with shampoo and conditioner 
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December 23, 2002, 10:13
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When it gets long enough to wash, thats when its time to shave.
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December 23, 2002, 10:17
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Nice sinus cavity!
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December 23, 2002, 10:18
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December 23, 2002, 10:49
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I find it insulting when females ask me if I am "trying to grow a beard?"
I ussually reply yes then ask if they are trying to grow tits 
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December 23, 2002, 10:51
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O man!
that kinda looks like when I shaved my dogs azz and taught her to walk backwards
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December 23, 2002, 11:24
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I'm growing a beard right now. I have blonde hair so it isn't as noticable as most beards. I'm going to go to school with in a couple weeks, even though facial hair isn't allowed. I want to see if I can get away with it.
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December 23, 2002, 11:26
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Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
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I thought that's what the first picture was.
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December 23, 2002, 11:36
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Originally posted by Apocalypse
I'm going to go to school with in a couple weeks, even though facial hair isn't allowed. I want to see if I can get away with it.
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what is this? NAZI GERMANY?
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December 23, 2002, 11:41
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Originally posted by UberKruX
what is this? NAZI GERMANY?
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Actually the current principle is called a nazi quite a bit.
We miss the old principle, but he got in trouble with an uncover female cop at an adult store.
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December 23, 2002, 11:49
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poor apoc. i'll also assume your school doesnt let girls wear the low cut shirts and the pants that slip down and the thongs, all of which string me along in this pathetic life... i mean... yea...
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December 23, 2002, 11:52
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Actually I go to an all guys school, which quite a few people here know. That is why I mentioned the female part.
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December 23, 2002, 11:55
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Actually I go to an all guys school, which quite a few people here know. That is why I mentioned the female part.
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then the whole low cut shirts and thongs would be a whole different story.
[awaits boris sighting]
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December 23, 2002, 18:15
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Originally posted by Docfeelgood
I find it insulting when females ask me if I am "trying to grow a beard?"
I ussually reply yes then ask if they are trying to grow tits
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very good Doc
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December 23, 2002, 18:19
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Re: How long can I go without a shave?
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Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
Its been 4 days and already my face is decidedly furry.
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I hate you, it takes at least 2 weeks before I get my clear peach fuzz. But my *** is like velcro  .
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December 23, 2002, 18:27
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Originally posted by Docfeelgood
I find it insulting when females ask me if I am "trying to grow a beard?"
I ussually reply yes then ask if they are trying to grow tits
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ROFLMAO! That is a fantastic retort. I will have to remember that!
I am constantly accused of not shaving enough *ahem* Asher *ahem*, I just have quite fast growing facial hair, and black hair at that, very visible...
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December 23, 2002, 19:20
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Pfft Rich
AH's picture is after 4 days, he says. Mine's like that after 2.
I don't care if you don't believe me. 
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December 23, 2002, 19:38
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But we don't believe you Asher.
Proof! Proof! Proof!!
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December 23, 2002, 21:04
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Pfft Rich
AH's picture is after 4 days, he says. Mine's like that after 2.
I don't care if you don't believe me.
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Baby down and Bum fluff doesn't count 
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December 23, 2002, 21:06
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It depends on where you are talking about shaving at
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December 23, 2002, 21:29
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
But we don't believe you Asher.
Proof! Proof! Proof!!
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Don't all Canadians have rapid facial hair growth?
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December 24, 2002, 00:38
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All but one, apparently.
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December 24, 2002, 04:25
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When I was on vacation I went like 10 or 11 days without shaving. I couldn't stand it anymore. Even though it grew long enough to be soft and no stubble, it was still uncomfortable.
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December 24, 2002, 04:32
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When I grow a beard, it takes at least two weeks growth before it gets long enough to stop itching. If you shave it before then, you are not even trying.
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