BANANA KING Tavern Chain

GhengisFarb™ · December 25, 2002, 22:28

At Shiber's suggestion I have posted this tread EXCLUSIVELY for roleplay.

The Banana King Tavern Chain is Apolytonia's largest tavern chain with locations in BHQ, Apolytonia, Tassagrad, Termina, Gotham, and Chartres and serves the finest product from adaMada's, =OttomusCeasar's, and my Breweries.

Nolan · December 26, 2002, 01:42

Our story begins in a land only known of in the deepest and darkest of legends, since time began it has been a place of turmoil, a battle ground for the universal forces of good and evil, chaos and order, heroes and villains. In this small world in a dimension far away from here, a war was already brewing, Lecianua and Anacona, joined in the Northern Pact, are marshalling their forces on their southern most borders, the warring nations to the south, in a rushed and fear driven effort established the Southern Truce, an alliance to try to prevent their destruction at the hands of the over-bearing Northern allies. Between the two enemy alliances lay a small independent nation, called the borderlands, this land would have to be dealt with before war, a duty Anacona took upon themselves. Meanwhile in the northern country of the Southern Truce, Camerino, the son of the Baron who held control of the small Barony of Bul'Dane arrived back after an interesting day at the tombs......

This is the story of the land I have been sent from the support Aggie in his words of the Great Bananna, would people like to hear of the story

Panag · December 26, 2002, 10:12

hi ,

excellent

, we needed this

have a nice day

Mr Mayor · December 26, 2002, 17:34

keep talkin ..... HEY I DIDNT ORDER THIS, i wanted a Banana light!

Kuciwalker · December 26, 2002, 18:12

Banana Whopper.

ugh! (just had a nasty thought) banana fries.

Mr Mayor · December 26, 2002, 18:24

hahahahaha. anyway, i have to ask who has pondered the existance of the great bannana, is he/she real, does he/she care for our well being. oh my Bannana.... we have overlooked something, if there is a great bannana then there is no doubt there must be evil out there! the dark lord apple?! we may never know. He would plauge this soil with treachery and hate and war. BISMARK is under the infulence of the evil Dark Lord apple, and Ceaser!

He lives in our people aswell ruining there lives, stalling city growth with riots and unrest ! ok iam done.

Kuciwalker · December 26, 2002, 18:30

I thought the evil one's name was Ming

Mr Mayor · December 26, 2002, 18:33

well lets call him The Dark Lord Apple! (out of roleplay) because apples go well in contrast to bannanas

Mr Mayor · December 26, 2002, 18:35

i think...... ive had a bit to much bannana cider. i think i'm gona go watch the game, the apolyton capitals must be creaming the tassagrad bannana leafs by now!

Shiber · December 27, 2002, 01:54

Is there an age limit on the bar anyway?
Just yesterday I saw several 10 yr. old boys drinking Banana Liqour at the bar and noone seemed to care.
I'm sorry that I have to be such a "party pooper", but it really ruins the atmosphere when I enter late at night after work and I find a bunch of teenagers on the floor telling me that I'm too pink for an elephant.
We should do something about it. Teens should only be allowed to order soft drinks such as Banana Nut Crunch Soda.

Shiber · December 27, 2002, 02:03

How do YOU peel a banana?

Aro · December 27, 2002, 02:25

Quote:

Originally posted by Shiber
How do YOU peel a banana?

Shiber, I'll bookmark this. It's very useful!

Meshelic · December 27, 2002, 02:48

*Roleplay in Tassagrad "Banana King Tavern"*

Whew. Wipe shoes , It's cold out there...hey bartender! Get me one of those umm...uh, well lets see. Hmm, well surprise me!

listening to the loud conversation by two yokels next to me at the bar, lighting up a rolled Banana smoke as they converse with eachother.

Yokel 1 - "...and Aggie has proclaimed himself Great Prophet of the Banana!"
Yokel 2 - "I'm not surprised, Aggie has been off his rocker for some time."
Yokel 1 - "No he hasn't! Aggie is one of our greatest heroes! He couldn't be insane..."
Yokel 2 - "Bah, maybe YOUR hero! Him and his disciples can't tell ME how to live my life..."

and on and on they go....before they realize who they're sitting next to...

Yokel 2 - "Hey, aren't you that one guy from that one party?"

Meshelic - "I don't know what you're talking about...."
Yokel 1 - "Yeah, I know who you are! You're that secret service agent guy..."
Yokel 2 - "You're right! What's your name? No, let me guess.....Malvinic? Moronik? Messagic?...."
Meshelic - "Meshelic."
Yokel 1 - "Yeah that's you! Wow, you're the Captain of the Guard right? What are you doing here?"
Meshelic -"Keeping the peace."

Yokel 1 - "Bartender! Get me another drink!"

Yokel 2 - "Bah you've had enough you drunk bastard..."

Yokel 1 - "No I haven't moron! *slap* So Meshelic, what do you think of the Prophet Aggie?"
Meshelic - "I know him. I haven't spoken with him much since he's been on his prophetic 'wanderings'..."

The bar door open again and in walks....

Vitreous Humor · December 27, 2002, 04:01

Viterous staggered in talking and singing to imaginary beings. He flapped his arms and laughed before settling into a corner.

The other patrons in looked away in disgust and exasperation. Here was another citzen who had been foraging on the floor of the dissappearing jungles. Looking for and feeding on a rare and tiny plant. The so called 'magic bannanas'.......

Quote:

Originally posted by skywalker
Banana Whopper.

ugh! (just had a nasty thought) banana fries.

We have battered bannanas (which are deep fried) in some take a way shops. Does that help?

PS They taste terrible.

Shiber · December 27, 2002, 08:57

Quote:

Originally posted by Meshelic
The bar door open again and in walks....

THIS CRAZY FELLA:

"Hi guys, how are you doing?" says the Banana guy and then reaches for his right pocket, pulls out a red apple, polishes it with his knuckles and bites into it, nectar running down his bottom lip and chin and all over his yellow suit.
"You're messing on your costume" says one of the yokels sitting next to Meshelic, while his friend stares at the Banana guy with bewilderment. "Costume?" asks the Banana guy, "What costume?".
As he finishes the last sentence, Meshelic draws out a pencil and a notepad and starts writing almost frantically. Moments later, the bartender announces:

Aro · December 27, 2002, 09:03

Quote:

Originally posted by Shiber

... Moments later, the bartender announces:

Sorry, sir, we don't serve bananas here. Get out!

Shiber · December 27, 2002, 09:09

Calling this a paradox would be an understatement.

Mr Mayor · December 27, 2002, 11:44

(Crazy man walks in to the bar) " LONG LIVE BISMARK" (Crazy man is beat to hell by a mob of 10yr old drunks)

(Two Tables over Sits Mr Mayor siping jungle berry wine)

(Bartender)Hey , you kids! GET OFF THAT MAN

(10yr old boy) BUT HE SIAD LONG LIVE BISMARK!!!

(ME) GET HIM!!!!

(Bartender) LETS HANG HIM UP BY HIS EARLOAFS!!!!

(yokel2)Come on!
(Yokel1) Whats goin on?
(yokel2) It a giniwine earloaf hanging!
(yokel1) REALY!, havent seen one in years

......1 hour later......

Release me!!!! OUR RACE WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD!!!!! YOU WILL ALL DIE!!!!!!......I WILL HAVE REVENGE.

(Me) Ready..... aim......FIRE!!!!!

(Bartender and 10yr olds lower there rifles)

(Bartender) and that takes care of that.

(Me) How did he cross the border!

(Bartender) I dont know... but it sure was fun Killing one of those germans.

(me) ya it was

Donegeal · December 27, 2002, 15:42

D*mn! And I thought I was harsh...

Kuciwalker · December 27, 2002, 18:23

DEATH TO THE FOREIGNER!

oops, too late :P

Shiber · December 27, 2002, 19:10

Skywalker, didn't you use to employ foreign workers in your Del Monte banana plantation? I wonder what ever happened to them...

Meshelic · December 27, 2002, 19:35

The German nationalist was lifted from his dead slumber (literally) and thrown out into the cold wilderness

BARTENDER - "Hey I don't want that corpse rotting outside my tavern! It'll turn away business!"

Yokel 1 - "Aw shucks barkeep, you don't need to yell..."
BARTENDER - "Well I mean it! Get rid of that body!"

The ten-year old drunks keep poking at the body....

Meshelic takes another swig of his drink, and slams it on the table. The two yokels simultaneusly turn their heads to him in one quick motion. Meshelic rises from his seat.

Yokel 2 - "Hey where ya goin?"
Meshelic - "To meet thisguy."

Meshelic · December 27, 2002, 19:40

Meshelic and the stranger who had just appeared in the doorway take a seat in the corner, where the stranger hands Meshelic an envelope.

[Overheard by the yokels]

Stranger - "I apologize for my tardiness, it won't happen again Captain...."
Meshelic - "....and Caesar is there right now?"
Stranger - "I saw him myself, not dressed in his Emperor's clothes, but in a peasants clothing. He is surely hiding from us amid his own citizens...."

Meshelic places the envelope in his overcoat.

Meshelic - "Caesar knows we're after him, it will not be long until we have him...."

The guy in the banana suit pulls up to the bar and orders a....

Shiber · December 27, 2002, 20:12

"One shot of bwhiskey please."
"I told you already" says the bartender, "we don't serve bananas here."
"I know. I ordered a bwhiskey."
"No, I meant you."
"What?"
"We don't serve bananas here."
"But I asked for..." mumbled the banana guy in confusion.
The phone rings
"I'll get back to you in a second" says the bartender lazily and then walks over to the phone and picks it up.

"Hello, is this the Banana King Tavern?"
"Yes" replies the bartender, "what do you want?"
"I'm looking for a guy named Al" says the voice over the phone. "Last name Coholic."
"Hold on a second" says the bartender and then covers the earpiece with his free hand and shouts to the crowd: "I'm looking for an Al Coholic. Is there an Al Coholic in here?"
Sounds of laughter in the background. The bartender gets it.
"Listen you little brat..." Laughter from the other end following by a hang-up tone.

"This just isn't my day" says the bartender to himself tiredly.

Kuciwalker · December 27, 2002, 20:13

Re: my banana plantations
I'm not even going to go there. Banana plantations aren't funny anymore, and I'm bored of them too

Shiber · December 27, 2002, 20:20

The banana guy resumes the conversation
"Could you please take my order now?"
"Alright, I guess. What is it?"
"In this context it's a request for food or refreshments, often given out to a..."
"I know what an order is, I asked what you wanted."
"Oh, right" says the banana guy with a bit of embarrassment. "I'd like a bwhiskey then."
"Alright, bwhiskey it is."

The barternder gets a shot glass, pours whiskey into it, turns around to get the bottle of Banana Extract ("Finest Del Monte brand bananas, guaranteed!"), turns back to pour some into the shot glass to make it into a bwhiskey and to his complete surprise, he sees...

Kuciwalker · December 27, 2002, 20:22

(breaks word) Oooh! my bananas!

Shiber · December 27, 2002, 20:28

Quote:

Originally posted by Shiber
he sees...

A GIGANTIC SNAIL!!
"No way it was a gigantic snail, I tell ya that." says one of the yokels.
"No, I'm telling you fer sure this time, that's what got old McKenzy's cat, a great big roaming jungle snail!"
"You've been smoking bananabis again."
"No I haven't! Oh wait, now I'm not so sure anymore. Do you see it too?"
"What, that thing that the bartender is... looking... at... ??" says the other yokel. His jaw drops at the sight of what is standing in front of the bar:

Kuciwalker · December 27, 2002, 20:33

lol bannanabis

Where can I get some

Shiber · December 27, 2002, 20:41

The two guys leaning by the window on the shop next door have some. One has a long blond hair and talks dirty and the other one is a little fat and doesn't talk much (2 lytons if you can tell me who I'm describing here. Come on, this is an easy one).

Btw, I think it was jdjdjd or Aro who first came up with the bannanabis joke.