Just wonderful. I am obsessed with psychology part 2

Zylka · December 25, 2002, 23:34

Quick quick quick

aahhhhhh I don't know what to do, but I'm on the verge of being rather emotional. Write your response!!!

S: *DROOLING*
S: *IN LOVE*
Z: ??
Z: talk talk!!!
S: no
Z: Oh I see! but I do wonder, why you're drooling and in love - and just had to tell me?
S: ohh leave me alone I'm hammered
Z: haha oh dude... but I don't want to leave you alone, you're so much fun to listen to. weird though, did you get hammered with your parents?
S: ohh yah man
Z: well done.. red wine?
S: vodka
Z: bwahahahahahaha atta' girl - don't mix and get sick!
S: peachy, leave me alone
Z: Unbelievable.
S: i tell ya, these people these daze

I'm thinking my response will be something along the lines of; "My apologies. I do seem to fall for absolute f*cking nutcases now and again. Do go have fun, a b*tch in heat is not of my intention to talk to (from a distance, at least)

Zylka · December 25, 2002, 23:35

SMASHMURDERDESTROYF*CKF*CKARTRRGRGHJHJH;JKL;JLKL;'

Drogue · December 25, 2002, 23:37

She's either drunk (probably) or messing with you, or both. To be honest, she doesn't seem that weird at all to me. I guess that's just the people I talk to

Apocalypse · December 25, 2002, 23:51

Her spelling seems awfully good for a drunk person.

Of course she may spell check while drunk like Asher does.

You'll have to make a decision. Would you rather have a girl whose drunk habits are like Asher's or one that messes with your head for fun?

Zylka · December 25, 2002, 23:58

I have no f*cking clue if she messed with my head for the pleasures of torture, or to (less likely) lead me on

I gather that she meant to ICQ someone else about wonderful news of love with someone who isn't me and then she couldn't even bare to hide her hidden contempt for me while drunk HAHAHAHA

I will kill him

Drogue · December 26, 2002, 00:01

I don't think she's spelling anything particularly hard. And she is probably more tipsy than flat out drunk (she can type,a nd seems relatively coherant).

Don't all girls mess with bloke's heads for fun?

Drogue · December 26, 2002, 00:05

I thin its a normal girl thing, to say something, then when you ask about it to say they don't want to talk about it, especially when a little drunk. I think she just felt vulnerable, which is why she told you to go away. Don't worry about it. She probably didn't mean it for somebody else, I think it had the desired effect (to confuse you).

Remember, don't get mad, get even

Zylka · December 26, 2002, 00:14

Hoax

Thank my reservations in response. I've just recieved a message along the lines of "sorry, that was my older brother and his girlfriend"

The little pr*ck... What he said, was so simplisticly brilliant to mindf*ck me:

S: *DROOLING*
S: *IN LOVE*

"Love", ears perk up, nothing I'm going to casually drop

S: ohh leave me alone I'm hammered

Girl = drunk = sex + my not being there + wonder if another guy is

S: peachy, leave me alone

Yep, he's her brother alright. I told her to say that I owe him a kick in the teeth when I meet him, before the (whoops) "haha just joking"

Scariest part, this is the kind of thing I'd do to someone... in fact I did, at an internet caffe when msn logged me on to some previous girls account. HAHAHAHA now THAT was funny!

Zylka · December 26, 2002, 00:16

New Year's resolution #3 - ease up with swearing on internet

Feel free to close this farce, mods

Zylka · December 26, 2002, 01:30

Wait

Maybe she put him up to it, to observe reaction

Asher · December 26, 2002, 01:51

She's a slut, bag her!

Drogue · December 26, 2002, 01:52

Or maybe not. I'd go with close it

Zero · December 26, 2002, 02:22

i type just as good as sober when im drunk = horrible, terrible piece of crap, so i think just because she is typing well doesnt say much about whether shes really drunk or not. But i still would say shes not really drunk.

whatever happened to bush government sodomizes the rain machine quote?

Asher · December 26, 2002, 02:24

I generally type very well while drunk also, but for long posts I'll put them through a spellchecker before posting.

So yeah, typing doesn't mean anything.

Provost Harrison · December 26, 2002, 09:33

Zylka · December 26, 2002, 19:47

Quote:

Originally posted by Provost Harrison

How do I get one of those smilies?! Is it :virgin:?

Provost Harrison · December 26, 2002, 20:04

It's

rocentre: to you

JimmyCracksCorn · December 26, 2002, 20:32

Man zylka,

That conversation sounds like dozens I used to have with my current girlfriend before we started going out (and by the way we still are and are very happy). So just because she's drunk or whatnot, it doesn't mean anything. I've found booze just brings out the truth more than anything... as long as you don't abuse it and bang her when she's loaded, that would just make her not like you in the long run.

But post a picture of you and her and then I'll tell you if she likes you.

Hey, its a superficial world

But I think she likes you, and if she doesn't, she's just coming to realize that she does. Now is your time to act, you have to solidify it by just being the nicest most sweetest cutest guy she's ever known. So act act act. Or time will run out.

JimmyCracksCorn · December 26, 2002, 20:40

And Zylka,

I am the king of manipluating girls into liking me (its not as bad as it sounds

), so if you want some advice for specific situations, post here or pm me.

Your situation sounds alot like mine was, thats why I'm offering.

Zylka · December 26, 2002, 20:46

That's just what I need for establishing a real relationship, I haven't had anything meaningful or permanent since I was 15. Funny doing it on a gaming site, but I do respect some of you f*ckers

I'm freaking out right now because the plan was to surprise her at home and take her out Boxing day shopping, but it seems that the malls conveniently close early today!!! I need to conjure up some sort of excuse to drag her around town now

Provost Harrison · December 26, 2002, 20:53

You could, erm, ask her out?

Zylka · December 26, 2002, 20:55

Which is about as subtle as dropping my pants on her doorstep. She's dating someone right now

Provost Harrison · December 26, 2002, 20:58

Well you never said that before...which kind of screws things up...move on and forget it.

Zylka · December 26, 2002, 21:01

Then you didn't read part one of this saga, in which I spent an hour and a half on ICQ mindf*cking so she'd break up with him. The convo ended with

"now you have me second guessing everything"

I've never actively broken up a relationship before, that's what makes this the tricky project it is

JimmyCracksCorn · December 26, 2002, 22:15

Quote:

Originally posted by Zylka
That's just what I need for establishing a real relationship, I haven't had anything meaningful or permanent since I was 15. Funny doing it on a gaming site, but I do respect some of you f*ckers

I'm freaking out right now because the plan was to surprise her at home and take her out Boxing day shopping, but it seems that the malls conveniently close early today!!! I need to conjure up some sort of excuse to drag her around town now

No, its not manipulating her, its manipulating the situation so it goes in your favour.

Now if I udnerstand right, she has a boyfriend (mine did too... or at least a bed buddy she was attached to) so no matter which way you look at it, you're manipulating. So don't get all moral on me

And never never never move on and forget, at least not until the very last fat lady sings AFTER the opera is over. Otherwise you're practicing a great method of not getting what you want.

Here's something to think about. Girls, by default, don't like anyone. You have to MAKE them like you. And I don't mean forcing them, I just mean demonstrating that you're the type of guy who can meet they're needs. The guys that typically get all the girls don't get them because they're necessarily better looking, they just have better luck because their good looks make them the kinds of cocky f*cks who will go for the gold with more vigor.

I'm not saying be an *******, you just can't be passive. Get your friends in on it too... that can help if only by giving you the confidence knowing you're not alone in it. Like when I pursued my current girlfriend I worked like a dog, day in and day out, until I got her... 6 months later, and over a year after I had started liking her. And now, we're happy and living together and plan to get married. So just because you "manipulated" (for lack of a better word) the situation, doesn't make it any less real. Of course the effort is only worth it if you think she's the type of girl you want to be with for a long while. Not just some fling.

Oh, and if you say she told you she's starting to doubt everything (re her boyfriend) then you HAVE her! At least your chances of succes just got exponentially higher. If she really loved him, she would have no doubts at all. If she some doubts, she would keep them to herself. If she's sharing the fact that she has doubts with others, that means she has alot of doubts. And that works for you.

Hey, my methods (even though I haven't really shared any specific ones) may sound unorthodox, but they work. My friends were always telling me I was nuts, but then in the end, they all agreed that I was the mac daddy of them all.

Ah, whatever

Zylka · December 26, 2002, 22:48

I didn't mean to sound moral there, I think that was a simple miscommunication. You're ideas and general attitude presented are very encouraging. One thing I'm starting to learn here (for securing something official), is the virtue of outright persistance - I've been too passive. Realizing the time it takes is a little discouraging though:

I'm going to level with you though, and perhaps you'll understand to a greater degree the ferocity of my concern. She's 17, a virgin, and New Years Eve is Friday. You say six months, I have a week. Mission impossible?

Now who has the higher morals?

JimmyCracksCorn · December 26, 2002, 23:19

Quote:

Originally posted by Zylka
I didn't mean to sound moral there, I think that was a simple miscommunication. You're ideas and general attitude presented are very encouraging. One thing I'm starting to learn here (for securing something official), is the virtue of outright persistance - I've been too passive. Realizing the time it takes is a little discouraging though:

I'm going to level with you though, and perhaps you'll understand to a greater degree the ferocity of my concern. She's 17, a virgin, and New Years Eve is Friday. You say six months, I have a week. Mission impossible?

Now who has the higher morals?

Mine had just turned 18 when I started, and was a virgin

They're all the better.

So whats this? Does something happen on New Years? WHere does she live for the rest of the year? Where do you live? Do you HAVE to bag her by then?

Zylka · December 26, 2002, 23:40

In order, the agenda is as follows:

1 - Stop him from bagging her, which I'm 99% sure will happen on New Year's (If I find out it has already happened, I'll inject draino and send you a thank you card)
2 - Pluck the cherry myself

Trust me, she's ripe - and knows it. I'll be happy enough if I can accomplish #1, and secure #2 even within a few months.

JimmyCracksCorn · December 27, 2002, 00:09

Quote:

Originally posted by Zylka
In order, the agenda is as follows:

1 - Stop him from bagging her, which I'm 99% sure will happen on New Year's (If I find out it has already happened, I'll inject draino and send you a thank you card)
2 - Pluck the cherry myself

Trust me, she's ripe - and knows it. I'll be happy enough if I can accomplish #1, and secure #2 even within a few months.

Where do all of you (including her and her boyfriend) live during the normal year?

Zylka · December 27, 2002, 00:15

We all live seperate with our parents. If it matters - near same part of town, city of a million.

That whole virginity thing is starting to sound like a horrible trophy, but to me it represents who she'll first fall in love with. Love, as we've come to know - is of permanence, and can make for something longlasting.