December 30, 2002, 02:11
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Show an alien what Humanity is all about
...and do it with only 10 items placed in a capsule the size of an oven. What do you put in it?
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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December 30, 2002, 02:27
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Warlord
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tv, dvd palyer, porn, weed, liquor, and INDEPENDENCE DAY. 
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Without music life would be a mistake - Nietzsche
So you think you can tell heaven from hell?
rocking on everest
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December 30, 2002, 02:32
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Emperor
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A condom, a six pack, a shotgun, porn, a harmonica, and a machete.
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December 30, 2002, 02:48
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King
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a turnip
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December 30, 2002, 02:53
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Warlord
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An atomic weapon with a sign on it:
"Get the hell off our planet"
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December 30, 2002, 03:11
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10 human skulls. 
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December 30, 2002, 07:03
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Deity
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Big Mac.
Coca-cola.
Dictionary.
Complete works of Shakespeare
Civilization 2
Elvis anthology (although they've probably met him)
Bible/Koran/Granth Sahib etc box set.
Sex education video/Porn
The url for apolyton.
Chinese finger traps tailored for alien fingers.
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"Everybody knows you never go full retard. You went full retard man. Never go full retard"
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December 30, 2002, 08:53
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Prince
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Koran. Dictionary. Pistol. History of Western Philosophy. Small TV and a human corpse.
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Res ipsa loquitur
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December 30, 2002, 09:04
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Emperor
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Britney Spears.
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December 30, 2002, 10:14
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Emperor
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Originally posted by Eli
Britney Spears.
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do her silicon parts count as 2 more items?
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"I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
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December 30, 2002, 10:14
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Deity
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Fifi
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I'm not profane, I type the stars.
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December 30, 2002, 10:21
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Emperor
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An olive branch and a machete.
Yes, a bit overly symbolic for an alien race to understand but it's not like they'll understand what Britney Spears is either.
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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December 30, 2002, 10:21
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King
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Originally posted by Eli
Britney Spears.
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Only if we don't want them to come back
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Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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December 30, 2002, 10:59
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King
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A modern toilet/WC (extra small so it fits),
a bag of opium poppy,
a few dollar bills,
an AK-47,
the Mahabharata,
a light bulb, and
samples of human sperm and ova
That's only 7, tho.
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♫ Weiber knöpft auf euer Hemd aber schnell
Denn wir Mannen lieben Blusen ohne L ♫
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December 30, 2002, 11:16
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Deity
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Bottle of rum and some aspirin
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I'm not profane, I type the stars.
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December 30, 2002, 13:14
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Deity
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If he's an alien, he should have already seen our TV broadcasts.
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
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December 30, 2002, 14:14
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Prince
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junk mail....lots of junk mail
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December 30, 2002, 14:39
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Prince
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A screwdriver and a trout.
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You make my life and times
A book of bluesy Saturdays
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December 30, 2002, 14:49
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Emperor
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Wooden spear
Sharpened stone
Bronze knife
Iron Sword
Crossbow
Flintlock pistol
Rifle
Semi-automatic rifle
Machine gun
and a nuclear bomb
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Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse
Do It Ourselves
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December 30, 2002, 14:51
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Deity
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A gun, a beer, a pizza, a pillow, a porno mag, and a steaming pile of ****.
-Arrian
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grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
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December 30, 2002, 14:52
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Deity
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Originally posted by Osweld
and a nuclear bomb
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All the better to blow up his ship when he takes it aboard.  That's a very good idea, Osweld.
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
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December 30, 2002, 18:34
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Emperor
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Originally posted by DinoDoc
All the better to blow up his ship when he takes it aboard. That's a very good idea, Osweld.
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Yeah, I thought it'd be helpful to give a first hand demonstration.
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Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse
Do It Ourselves
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December 30, 2002, 19:43
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A lump of carbon.
 10 lumps of carbon!
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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December 30, 2002, 20:15
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A bottle of beer,
An AK-47 resting on a bit of paper with a quote from Ghandi written on it,
A globe,
2 paintings, the Mona Lisa, and Summertime by Jackson Pollock,
A CD player and a selection of music,
A dollar bill, stained with oil, nailed to a picture of a soldiers at war, fighting.
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Smile
For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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December 30, 2002, 21:09
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Emperor
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Originally posted by Osweld
Wooden spear
Sharpened stone
Bronze knife
Iron Sword
Crossbow
Flintlock pistol
Rifle
Semi-automatic rifle
Machine gun
and a nuclear bomb
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very good 
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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December 31, 2002, 00:36
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Deity
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A copy of Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy--just to foink with their minds.
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December 31, 2002, 00:56
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Emperor
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Originally posted by Juggler
junk mail....lots of junk mail
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"You may already be a winner."
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