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View Poll Results: Should trout-slapping be illegal?
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Yes!
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No!
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Bannanabis! (abstain)
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January 2, 2003, 13:13
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Deity
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Senate Bill: Illegalization of Trout-Slapping
I have seen a very disturbing report in the Jungle Gazette. I think we need to take immediate action to stop this epidemic! Ban trout-slapping now!
If you would like to read the report, click here.
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January 2, 2003, 13:16
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Deity
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*sigh*
manually add +1 to Yes!
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January 2, 2003, 13:41
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BS. It's piano-slapping that we need to stop.
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And the truth isn't what you want to see,
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January 2, 2003, 13:44
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What is wrong with a little trout slapping? Nothing I say. Nothing what so ever.
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Try peace first. If that does not work, then killing them is often a good solution. :evil:
As long as I could figure a way to hump myself, I would be OK with that
--Con
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January 2, 2003, 13:53
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Trout-slapping is an Apolytonian tradition that dates back to the very beginning of our civilization. We've been trout-slapping from day one, and now you want to end this great and beautiful heritage of over five thousand years? I say NO to this!!
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January 2, 2003, 14:35
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Prince
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I voted no. In fact, I believe that trout slapping should be protected as an endangered (or is that engendered) activity... 
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January 2, 2003, 15:47
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Prince
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Stop the moral degeneration! Illegalize Trout-Slapping! Free the slaves!
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January 2, 2003, 15:49
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Freedom of choice! 
I voted bannanabis.
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January 2, 2003, 15:58
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King
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Trout slapping is an important ingredient in our religious rituals and thus must be protected since we use it for religious purposes. When I slapped arnelos with a trout i was simply blessing him the way our religion does. Protect our religion, remember if trout slaping is illegal only criminals will trout slap.
Aggie
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January 2, 2003, 16:29
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King
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Doesn't trout slapping make you go blind? 
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January 2, 2003, 16:31
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Depends on where, when, why, how much and how hard the trout slap was. Generally speaking, an ordinary trout slap on a regular and ordinary basis is actually healthy, and no blindness will occur.
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Try peace first. If that does not work, then killing them is often a good solution. :evil:
As long as I could figure a way to hump myself, I would be OK with that
--Con
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January 2, 2003, 17:13
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Deity
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If trout slapping is illegal only criminals will trout slap...
*breaks up into a fit of laughter*
I'm going to make that my signature.
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January 2, 2003, 18:13
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Prince
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Despite this poll, it is still agreed that trout spanking is not allowed.
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January 2, 2003, 19:07
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January 2, 2003, 19:21
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King
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And trolling for trout is okay too, right?
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January 2, 2003, 19:22
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ummm...
this is embarressing...
I've never figured out what trolling means
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January 2, 2003, 21:48
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I have no Idea how they do that, it must be a script or something. I feel left out of the fun, when the fish start to fly...
E_T
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January 2, 2003, 23:21
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Warlord
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DOWN WITH ALL DRUGS AND ADICTIONS (and slavery)
I VOTE YES!!!!!
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January 2, 2003, 23:25
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Warlord
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Skywalker Please feel free to use the machine gun I gave you to get the attentions you need.
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January 2, 2003, 23:34
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Well ET, so you don't feel leftout, on saturday I'll show you how. I believe the smc should be the primary wielder of the trout. 
Aggie
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January 3, 2003, 00:32
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Originally posted by Aggie
Protect our religion, remember if trout slaping is illegal only criminals will trout slap.
Aggie
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[out-of-character]
[/out-of-character]
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January 3, 2003, 02:07
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Originally posted by Aggie
Well ET, so you don't feel leftout, on saturday I'll show you how. I believe the smc should be the primary wielder of the trout.
Aggie
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E_T
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January 3, 2003, 18:15
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Prince
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Originally posted by Aggie
Trout slapping is an important ingredient in our religious rituals and thus must be protected since we use it for religious purposes. When I slapped arnelos with a trout i was simply blessing him the way our religion does. Protect our religion, remember if trout slaping is illegal only criminals will trout slap.
Aggie
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 We can't make The Great Banana angry. We won't make it into fruit heaven.
To spend eternity with low-life oranges is a fate too awful to contempate. 
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January 3, 2003, 18:58
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Deity
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Give me trout-slapping, or give me death.
I vote, no.
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Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.
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January 3, 2003, 19:09
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And Apples , Dont forget thoses evil apples!!!!!
I vote yes to an end to trout slaping..... and skywalker stop trying to sell people banack. (or you be shot a 5 time) 
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January 3, 2003, 20:03
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But... it makes money!
Here people, try some free samples of banack!
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January 3, 2003, 20:07
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Warlord
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This is 5, Prey i dont do it again!
(2 hours later Skywalker Wakes up out side the poll building with a giant banana sticking out of his head driping in banana jucie)....(odly his banack is nowhere to be found)
(in a Closet in The Tavern)
Mr Mayor: So how do you use this stuff..... WHOA.....THE COLORS.
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January 3, 2003, 20:20
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*Skywalker's henchmen, well paid with money gotten from banack sales, shoot Mr Mayor*
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January 3, 2003, 20:35
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Warlord
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Mr Mayor: There he is by the polling station....
gang member7:After him
yokel2: dont let skywalker get Away!!!!
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January 3, 2003, 20:38
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*They shoot Mr Mayor again*
*Mr Mayor dies*
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