January 2, 2003, 20:22
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All women to pee while standing upright in ten years?
Check out the hottest new invention
http://www.p-mate.com/eng/intro.html
No longer will women have to suffer the oppression of having to sit down while peeing!
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January 2, 2003, 20:27
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I have to get a post in before this thread is deleted. Hilarious stuff though.
The question is how you know about this? 
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January 2, 2003, 20:27
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Now we can tell women to put the damn toilet seat down!
 ACK!
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January 2, 2003, 20:27
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The movie trainspotting has a great scene where a woman pees standing up into a men's urnal. Classic stuff.
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January 2, 2003, 20:29
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do gif's work? let me try.
instructions. 
Unfold the P-mate. Ensure that the open P-mate keeps its shape by not squeezing too hard, the hindmost triangle to a flat level. Now you have a little tray.
Slightly lower your pants or raise your skirt. Pull your panties to one side and place the large opening directly under the flow area between your legs. The sides of the P-mate opening should surround the flow area completely.
Straighten your knees and push your bottom backwards so that the spout of the P-mate is pointed downwards. Relax and let nature do the rest - PEE!
For easy transportation and/or disposal of the P-mate in the enclosed bags, fold the P-mate double along the line. Put your used P-mate in the bin.
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January 2, 2003, 20:30
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Talented women can pee standing up without this device. 
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January 2, 2003, 20:30
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oh no. one of our last advantages over women is being attacked. we cannot allow this
edit: But will this allow them to write their name in the snow? I think not
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January 2, 2003, 20:37
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Originally posted by Sprayber
oh no. one of our last advantages over women is being attacked. we cannot allow this
edit: But will this allow them to write their name in the snow? I think not
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I had a girlfriend several years ago who could pee further that I could  Fortunately my ego was not shattered.
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January 2, 2003, 20:39
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you ego should have been shattered. No women should pee further than a man. it is impossible. It can't be done.
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January 2, 2003, 20:43
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Originally posted by Dissident
I have to get a post in before this thread is deleted. Hilarious stuff though.
The question is how you know about this?
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My girlfriend just sent me the link out of the blue. Now the question is how did she find out about this. 
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January 2, 2003, 20:47
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Probably one of her friends sent it to her. Or at least I hope so.
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January 2, 2003, 20:52
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They'll have to go through the whole pissing into the wind learning curve.
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January 2, 2003, 20:52
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Originally posted by Oerdin
The movie trainspotting has a great scene where a woman pees standing up into a men's urnal. Classic stuff.
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Isn't that scene from The Full Monty?
Could be in both, but I'm working on the Robert Carlisle commonality.
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January 2, 2003, 20:53
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Imagine going hot and heavy with a woman, put your hand down there and feel a BULGE!!!!
ACK!
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January 2, 2003, 20:55
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Originally posted by Dissident
you ego should have been shattered. No women should pee further than a man. it is impossible. It can't be done.
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It can and has... saw it with mine own two eyeses
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January 2, 2003, 20:55
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Originally posted by Sagacious Dolphin
Isn't that scene from The Full Monty?
Could be in both, but I'm working on the Robert Carlisle commonality.
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My mistake. You're right. I knew it was one of those low budget British films.
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January 2, 2003, 20:57
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Originally posted by Tuberski
Imagine going hot and heavy with a woman, put your hand down there and feel a BULGE!!!!
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I have done that. err wait, maybe I shouldn't admit to that.
And aren't all British films low budget?
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January 2, 2003, 21:01
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Originally posted by Dissident
I have done that. err wait, maybe I shouldn't admit to that.
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The great thing about low budget films is that they can't have Tom Cruise in them 
And no, you shouldn't have admitted to that *files knowledge away*
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January 2, 2003, 21:08
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Originally posted by Dissident
I have done that. err wait, maybe I shouldn't admit to that.
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Well, gee, you haven't, by chance, been to Thailand have you, squid?
Talking to benny boys?
ACK!
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January 2, 2003, 21:34
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I really think its time 'Poly implemented that vomit smilie...
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January 2, 2003, 21:39
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I liked Thailand. The food was great and the women were *AHEM* friendly.
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January 2, 2003, 22:14
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Oh, so did I.
I went to Phuket twice.
ACK!
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January 2, 2003, 23:07
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bangcock!
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January 2, 2003, 23:15
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I'm embarased to admite it but what was that street called in Bankcock again? The one that all of us horny foreigners went to? I totally forgot. Atleast its name that is... I really liked Phuket plus I spent about six weeks in Thailand so I got to see the whole country. there was alot of history and archeology to see.
There's something to be said about a good donkey show.
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January 2, 2003, 23:16
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phuket? that's a real street? you can't be serious.
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January 2, 2003, 23:16
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I hope no one take that to seriously. It was an expat. joke after all.
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January 2, 2003, 23:17
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This is a reprisal for the lack of enthusiasm over the Norwegian movement to remove stand up urinals in men's bathrooms.
Could this lead to the end of restroom segregation? What's the point of owning one of these things unless a gal can stride right up to the row of urinals, whip it out and show the boys what she can do?
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January 2, 2003, 23:18
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phuket? that's a real street? you can't be serious.
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Phuket is an island city which is over run with whores and other never do wells.
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January 2, 2003, 23:20
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I hope that that is not anything sick..
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January 2, 2003, 23:24
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Phuket is an island city which is over run with whores and other never do wells.
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Exactly, I fit right in.
ACK!
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