What Animal Are You ?

SlowwHand · January 3, 2003, 13:20

Maybe this has been here, I don't know. Hard to keep up.
Boann sent this to me, and it's pretty interesting.

I'm a bear.

http://www.animalinyou.com/

Dauphin · January 3, 2003, 13:22

I don't need to go there, I know I'm a dolphin.

Oerdin · January 3, 2003, 13:23

Congratulations. (You passed the test.)

You are either a Bear or a Lion personality.
But you may also be a Fox personality.

NOTE: Although you share characteristics with these animals, you are ONLY one of these personality types..
Read the descriptions of each animal to determine which one you are.

Pekka · January 3, 2003, 13:24

i'm a beast.

Dauphin · January 3, 2003, 13:24

Did the test, I'm a penguin.

Dauphin · January 3, 2003, 13:26

The dolphin description is a load of crap:

http://www.animalinyou.com/dolphin.htm

Clear Skies · January 3, 2003, 13:26

A bat.

alva · January 3, 2003, 13:31

a bat or a snake

pfffffff

CapitanGarlic · January 3, 2003, 13:33

A fox.

Az · January 3, 2003, 13:39

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Congratulations. (You passed the test.)

You are either a Walrus or a Gorilla personality.
But you may also be a Elephant personality.

NOTE: Although you share characteristics with these animals, you are ONLY one of these personality types..
Read the descriptions of each animal to determine which one you are.

gee thanks.

Provost Harrison · January 3, 2003, 13:41

I am an otter...so now I am just looking for a nice beaver

FemmeAdonis · January 3, 2003, 13:51

Im a wolf...wild dog..and maybe a lion..

Static Universe · January 3, 2003, 13:54

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Originally posted by Sagacious Dolphin
The dolphin description is a load of crap:

http://www.animalinyou.com/dolphin.htm

This whole book looks like a load of crap.

Famous Dolphins
Yasmin Bleeth, Cameron Diaz, Burt Reynolds, Dan Marino, David Hasselhoff.

Dan Marino? This is the worst joke I've ever heard

Similarly, the porcupine -- a small creature with a prickly exterior for defense -- is mimicked by the porcupine fish, spiked dinosaurs, the cactus and Joan Rivers.

Except for the above.

The personality test found in The Animal in You, will automatically reference your individual animal personality. Unfortunately, this web site does not have the capability to give you this test, but if you browse through this website, you'll probably recognize the beast within.

WTF? They didn't even edit the website properly, so you can imagine what the book is like.

General Ludd · January 3, 2003, 13:57

You are either a Mountain Goat or a Porcupine personality.
But you may also be a Vultre personality

DaShi · January 3, 2003, 13:59

I'm a swan.

General Ludd · January 3, 2003, 14:04

After reading the descriptions of them all I'm deffinately not a porcupine or vulutre, the mountain goat is close enough, though.

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Mountain goat
Genera and species: Ovis Musimo
Collective Term: A trip of mountain goats

Description:
There's a great deal of similarity between the mountain goat and its fellow ungulate the sheep. But this enigmatic creature stands out from the crowd with its unique combination of alertness, generosity and unassuming charm. For the mountain goat is a loner. An edgy, introverted soul.who abhors crowds and puts is nimble legs to work in the great outdoors.

If you're looking for a scout guide or hiking partner, this sure-footed beast is an ideal choice. However, its talents as a leader are suspect. Because of its solitary existence, it does not have the insight into human behavior that is required for leadership. Mountain goats are not risk takers and need to feel solid ground beneath their feet before making any major decision. Mia Farrow is an exemplary mountain goat who manages to maintain her balance while snakes and rockfalls threaten to dislodge her grip on life.

The mountain goat's desire to find a mate can lure it from its solitary hideout, and it seeks partners with strong personalities that promise protection in an unfriendly world. However, when choosing a mate, it will quickly withdraws if it fails to get a commitment. This behavior is often interpreted as desperation and some relationships are doomed before they get off the ground.

A relationship with a mountain goat is an exercise in ups and downs. Even though its emotional fragility causes the premature death of many love affairs, provide its partner remains faithful, the mountain goat will honor it with commitment and fidelity. For mountain goats are unconditional with their love and try hard to make their relationships work. This species of ungulates has a special relationship with the eagle with whom it shares a common mountain perspective.

Careers and Hobbies:
Movie critic Writer
Hair dresser Journalist

Rock climbing People watching
Gossiping Hiking

Famous Mountain goats:
Mia Farrow, Sir Edmund Hillary.

Pekka · January 3, 2003, 14:04

Nah, actually I was bear.. funny because the hobbies and career thingies was perfect match. Or then I could be Lion.

Az · January 3, 2003, 14:15

after reading I am somewhere between the Walrus, and the elephant, with a very small pinch of Gorilla inside.

Immortal Wombat · January 3, 2003, 14:39

Bat/Snake

Sandman · January 3, 2003, 14:40

Entirely Gorilla.

SlowwHand · January 3, 2003, 14:50

There's a weasel. I guess that's RAH.

loinburger · January 3, 2003, 14:57

Sable and Owl, maybe Tiger.

Quote:

Sable
Genera and species: Hippotragus Niger Niger
Collective Term: A refinement of sable

Description: Sables are fond of 'splosions, though they prefer not to be an integral part of 'splosions, as this tends to cause their corpsification.

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Owl
Genera and species: Tyto Alba
Collective Term: A parliament of owls

Description: Don't ask Mr. Owl how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop -- he'll probably just consume your tootsie pop in a gluttonous rampage, leaving you with nought but a soggy stick. Beware!

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Tiger
Genera and species: Panthera Tigris
Collective Term: A bolt of tigers

Description: A tiger is a sexy, sexy beast. Rowwwr!

Boris Godunov · January 3, 2003, 15:02

Im so cute!

http://www.animalinyou.com/Otter.htm

SlowwHand · January 3, 2003, 15:13

Hmm. I'm thinking this may be a fairly accurate test.
KNOWING Boris is indeed an otter.

Boris Godunov · January 3, 2003, 15:15

Ah, see this:

"As lovers, otters are tenacious and have remarkably vital libidos. Unafraid of expressing their needs, they have little tolerance for selfish people and are attracted those creative enough to fulfill their sexual appetites. Among the aquatic animals, the lusty dolphin provides endless fun"

Here, SD, SD, SD...

bogi · January 3, 2003, 15:51

Snake

boann · January 3, 2003, 20:19

im a bear too

or a lion

Seneca · January 3, 2003, 20:30

The Bat describes me perfectly, apart from the bits I skipped over because they don't really describe me:

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Identifying bat personalities is not difficult. Being nocturnal creatures, they come alive at night and can be spotted in underground clubs or dimly lit bars. They prefer the sanctuary of dark clothing and dark corners, and you'll never see a bat sporting a heavy tan. These are intelligent, spiritual, creative individuals who use their full range of senses (other than their poor eyesight) to carefully navigate their way through life.

Bats have a habit of flitting in and out of social situations, swooping down to interact briefly with others before quickly flying off to resume their bat lives. Unassertive and aloof, they'll take flight at the first hint of a confrontation to seek comfort in their personal spaces that are decorated in unusual but expressive ways. The bat's sixth sense gives it a number of advantages in its work, and its insightful nature enables it to understand others better than it understands itself.

Frankychan · January 3, 2003, 20:55

Bison/Walrus personality.

sounds about right....I mean, I smell like a bison.

Blackwidow24 · January 3, 2003, 20:56

I'm a BADGER..Grrrrrrrr
Although I am related to a skunk I don not STINK!
BEWARE::::

Quote:

Badgers are closely related to weasel personalities and share the same range as their cousins the skunks. What distinguishes them from their relatives is their extraordinary physical and emotional strength and tenacious approach to life's challenges. Good looking, small to medium sized individuals, they walk and talk as if they own the world, and their powerfully built bodies and dominating personalities back down for no one, not even the much larger personality of the lion. Confidently entering the territory of others -- woe betide anyone who blocks their path.