January 4, 2003, 03:59
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Warlord
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I am Yuute Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken
"Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken, Yuute Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken"
"Get away from me you creep!"
That line ALWAYS works for James Bond, why not Yuute Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken? It is because I am Yuute Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken, the man with the longest last name in America. As you may have guessed, but probably didn't, I am an immigrant to this country from the barbaric nation of Scandinavia. Democracy, personal freedoms, and sexy women are my reasons for coming here (not in that order of course...Goober's writing this after all).
This tale will reflect on my old life in Scandinavia, my career in the military, as well as some more personal aspects of my life. Some may find it tragic, most will probably just laugh a lot, hopefully all who read this will enjoy it.
Keep an eye on this thread for the first chapter!
-Yuute Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken
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Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals....except the weasel -Homer
Who's up for some scroungin'? -Homer
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January 4, 2003, 19:47
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Prince
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Ok...i hope this has a point.
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January 4, 2003, 20:42
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Prince
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When I was working in a bank a Pakistani gentleman came in with a name 3 times longer than your Yuute dude has, about 100 letters long set up in 3 pieces. I refused to process his withdrawal until I had finished addressing him. He waited patiently nodding and grinning. I love long names. They have character, unlike the boring Bob's, Bill's, joe's, chris's etc.
Today apolyton set a record by interrupting my visit here today with about 11 pop-up ads!
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Here is an interesting scenario to check out. The Vietnam war is cool.
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January 5, 2003, 22:36
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Chieftain
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Bond used the name (spelling just a guess here) Klaus Hergeshiemer in "Diamonds Are Forever."
As far as the popups go...I always use Opera when I go to Apolyton.
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January 5, 2003, 23:10
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Prince
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Yuute Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken, you might want to meet Johann Gambolputty de von
Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-
dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-
ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-
spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-
nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-
gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
Well, actually, he's dead, but how about his great great great great grandson, Heinrich Gambolputty de von
Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-
dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-
ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-
spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-
nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-
gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
  
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January 8, 2003, 17:08
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King
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Promising, maybe.
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January 8, 2003, 22:14
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Might be interesting. Let's see what you got up your sleeve, goober...
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January 8, 2003, 22:18
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So like when are the goods due ? 
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A proud member of the "Apolyton Story Writers Guild".There are many great stories at the Civ 3 stories forum, do yourself a favour and visit the forum. Lose yourself in one of many epic tales and be inspired to write yourself, as I was.
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January 8, 2003, 22:21
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King
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A valid query....
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January 9, 2003, 01:46
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Warlord
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sorry guys, I got finals this week and next, but I'll get around to it
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Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals....except the weasel -Homer
Who's up for some scroungin'? -Homer
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January 10, 2003, 07:59
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Prince
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While we're on the subject of funny names, there was a gentleman in my home town named Harry ****, and this I can assure you was for real.
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Here is an interesting scenario to check out. The Vietnam war is cool.
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January 10, 2003, 19:29
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Warlord
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maybe change a letter Scratch
I know a guy named Yu Fuk Mi
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Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals....except the weasel -Homer
Who's up for some scroungin'? -Homer
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January 10, 2003, 19:32
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Last year in college, I had a neighbor named Man Hung.
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January 10, 2003, 20:29
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Prince
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Originally posted by gooberboob
maybe change a letter Scratch
I know a guy named Yu Fuk Mi
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joke right?
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Here is an interesting scenario to check out. The Vietnam war is cool.
Last edited by unscratchedfoot; March 14, 2003 at 13:38.
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January 10, 2003, 22:11
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Prince
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A former supervisor of mine told us he once worked with a Pakistani named Anal Sh**hole (a-NAL Shi-Toe-lee)
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One OS to rule them all,
One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them.
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January 11, 2003, 01:59
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Prince
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Does this even have a point?
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Whew! I'm back and ready to start writing again.
Coming soon: Pax America Redux (Including concepts/civs from Conquests)
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January 11, 2003, 03:00
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King
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Goober may one day write a stoy here...
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January 11, 2003, 12:43
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Emperor
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... Once his finals are over ...
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January 11, 2003, 13:29
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Prince
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Scandinavia's not a country! 
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It's candy. Surely there are more important things the NAACP could be boycotting. If the candy were shaped like a burning cross or a black man made of regular chocolate being dragged behind a truck made of white chocolate I could understand the outrage and would share it. - Drosedars
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January 11, 2003, 13:45
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Emperor
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Quote:
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Originally posted by Wille
Scandinavia's not a country!
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I'm afraid it is in Civ3:PtW... Meet the Vikings
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January 11, 2003, 19:42
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Prince
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Here is an interesting scenario to check out. The Vietnam war is cool.
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January 11, 2003, 20:01
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Prince
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oooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkayyyyyyy.
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One OS to rule them all,
One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them.
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January 12, 2003, 00:08
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Warlord
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Due to the actions and comments of unscratchefoot, I will not be writing this story.
You suck scratch, I hate you.
That is all.
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Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals....except the weasel -Homer
Who's up for some scroungin'? -Homer
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January 12, 2003, 00:25
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Emperor
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Now, now, goober, you can't take a good laugh away from us all, just because of scratch. I am sure he will edit the stuff that offended you out as soon as he actually wakes up. If not, well, you could always start another thread
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January 12, 2003, 00:38
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King
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You're kidding me goob... right?
You got immense feedback when you announced this story, the fact that all of us convened to hear the prose you promised to set before us should be enough to propel it through the opinions (however poorly stated) of a single person.
So what my freind? If he doesn't like it he can leave, if he desires to, instead of forming constructive criticism, berate a story that hasn't even begun.
But i came here to read this story goob, you're the funny one, you write it.
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January 12, 2003, 00:39
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King
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vov is right as well, scratch often post things he doesn't mean.... for whatever reason.
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January 12, 2003, 00:43
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Listen to SKILORD, goober, for from his lips flows the truth. He's brought up a great point. You have gotten 20+ replies to this story even before you wrote the first chapter. Some stories don't get that many after they are finished! The audience loves you, man.
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January 12, 2003, 00:47
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Prince
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This guy is probably some jerk who signed on as Scratch. He posted that same thing - or a variation of it - on all the stories threads I've seen so far. The real Scratch, I'm sure, will edit that stuff out when he gets back and finds out about this. I'm sure of it.
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Whew! I'm back and ready to start writing again.
Coming soon: Pax America Redux (Including concepts/civs from Conquests)
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January 12, 2003, 01:03
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King
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It did seem uncharacteristic...
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January 12, 2003, 02:18
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Warlord
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ok, Ill write it after an extremely well-written and well thought-out apology
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