January 10, 2003, 05:46
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President of the OT
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Apolyton's going to be Slashdotted!
Apolyton was just linked as a front-page news-story on www.slashdot.org
Prepare for the Slashdot effect!
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January 10, 2003, 05:49
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King
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So, what is sthe slashdot effect?
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I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.
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January 10, 2003, 05:50
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President of the OT
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When about thousands of people visit a website linked on Slashdot at a time, killing the server.
They have a habit of posting links to small servers, and Slashdot has a huge readerbase, and everyone seems to click all the links...
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"I'll never doubt you again when it comes to hockey, [Prince] Asher." - Guynemer
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January 10, 2003, 05:51
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Emperor
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To arms!
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January 10, 2003, 05:53
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President of the OT
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There's ~400 guests online right now alone on the forums...
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"I'll never doubt you again when it comes to hockey, [Prince] Asher." - Guynemer
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January 10, 2003, 05:58
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King
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I'll think I'll give them all a bit of slash, and put a dot on all this nonsense.
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I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.
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January 10, 2003, 05:58
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Deity
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Attack at dawn, take no prisoners!
Forum wars, gotta love em.
Link to the enemy?
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January 10, 2003, 06:00
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King
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/me figures that Markos could easily get a +5 by going to /. and screaming "YOU KILLED SETTLER! MY BEAUTIFUL SERVER!" *
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January 10, 2003, 06:00
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King
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www.slashdot.com
It's not a war, and you can't beat tech geeks.
Also, let me be the first to say:
slashdotters, u r all gay *****
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January 10, 2003, 06:01
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Emperor
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RUN!
It's going to be like that Evil, Evil Finland time...
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"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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January 10, 2003, 06:05
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Deity
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Well, if we can't fight then lets get sentimental about poor old poly.
...i love you guys...
*sniff*
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January 10, 2003, 06:08
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King
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If this was a real Slashdotting, Settler would be down and inaccessible by now... well, at least as far as I know... As of yet it's still quite responsive.
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January 10, 2003, 06:08
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President of the OT
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Wait until all of the IT geeks wake up and get to work.
It's 2-5AM in the US right now.
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January 10, 2003, 06:09
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PolyCast Thread Necromancer
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Originally posted by Tassadar. It's still original, too.
Currently Active Users: 500
There are currently 99 member(s) and 401 guest(s) on the boards.
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401 vs 99 ?!?!?!
Unfortunately their members continue to rise and ours continue to fall. I predict that we shall fall at the hands of the evil Slashdottian army....
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January 10, 2003, 06:11
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Emperor
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It's time to use our secret weapon.
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January 10, 2003, 06:12
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Deity
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Mind energy, yeah...focus your minds, think of a good, happy server standing up to the attack...concentrate!
My brain hurts.
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January 10, 2003, 06:13
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PolyCast Thread Necromancer
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Originally posted by Eli
It's time to use our secret weapon.
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No.....Not our SECRET weapon! That would be inhumane!! INHUMANE!!!!
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January 10, 2003, 06:16
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King
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/me considers creating a HARDMAN login at Slashdot... then remembers they've all seen goatse anyway so they're impervious to that sort of attack *
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January 10, 2003, 06:17
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Deity
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SET APOLYTON FOR SELF DESTRUCT!
Slashdotters have 5 minutes to reach minimum safe distance...
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January 10, 2003, 06:19
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Deity
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Ming:
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January 10, 2003, 06:19
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PolyCast Thread Necromancer
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Re: SET APOLYTON FOR SELF DESTRUCT!
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Originally posted by Lancer
Slashdotters have 5 minutes to reach minimum safe distance...
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With an empire as large as ours....I highly doubt that ANYTHING could survive an exposion of Apolyton. There is no safe distance anymore......
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January 10, 2003, 06:24
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/me starts building a bunker.
There, it should be ready in another 5 turns.
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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January 10, 2003, 06:26
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Apolyton CS Co-Founder
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dont worry, we'll sacrifice the OT if we have too. but we'll service the the slashdotters at all costs
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January 10, 2003, 06:27
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Emperor
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That's our MarkG!
Always ready to service someone for the cause!
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January 10, 2003, 06:28
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President of the OT
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Kudos to who ever made this forum cache and other load-reducing stuff, Mark.
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January 10, 2003, 06:31
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Deity
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Sacrifice the OT? That would make us all mayrters! Toast though, finito.
Hey I have an idea, you guys hang out here, I'll go the the Apolyton forum...
Good luck!
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January 10, 2003, 06:36
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Apolyton CS Co-Founder
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thanks Asher
each slashdotter(guest) is doing 1/3 of the queries of the registered users
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January 10, 2003, 06:39
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Deity
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Why am I not surprised Asher reads slashdot.
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January 10, 2003, 06:41
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Deity
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No biggie, only 95 responses so far.
Good thing there aren't that many MoO 3 fans there.
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January 10, 2003, 06:48
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President of the OT
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Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
Why am I not surprised Asher reads slashdot.
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Not only do I read it, but I have maxed out karma.
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