January 10, 2003, 18:51
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did he win it on The Weakest Link? Because we get the American version over here in the UK and i've got a 5 year old Jack Russell Terrier that could win that, if immigration would let him in!! ;O)
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January 10, 2003, 20:04
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He's pretty much screwed tax-wise. They will take the taxes out of his winnings before he get's the check. In other words, the money will be in the government's pockets, and he will have to try to get it back in form of a refund in 2004 (assuming he recieved the check in 2003).
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January 10, 2003, 20:11
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
I don't want to say which one, due to privacy concerns.
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Privacy concerns?
HE WON IT ON A TELEVISION SHOW!!!!!!
I think it would be cool to be able to say " I know a guy who knows that guy."
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January 10, 2003, 21:22
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Money! If I were you I'd make my move...
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January 10, 2003, 21:37
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Originally posted by red_jon
Money! If I were you I'd make my move...
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for $1m i'd turn! or at least fake it
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January 10, 2003, 21:45
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It's Zach, isn't it? Has he broken off relations with that twit Flo yet?
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January 10, 2003, 21:51
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Survivor's finale is live anyway...
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January 10, 2003, 21:55
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That's NOTHING! I just had way cooler experience!
I promised to pick up my friends gf from bar, and surprise surprise, there were actually 5 chicks! I drive small car, so two had to come to front, and everytime I had to change gear, I had to force my hand to the stick, because her butt was on the way  . Now that's what I consider COOL! 'Sorry, I have to change gear and your butt is in a way' 'that's ok!'.. OK! And boy did I change gears..
And everyone of them was drunk too. It was way too erotic for me, so I had to cool myself down and not screw the situation, but eventually I didn't get any action, so it didn't work out. But it was still exciting and fun!
I've never had 5 chicks closed up, almost squeezed to me, drunk, laughing, not getting angry to my dirty jokes, and letting me grabbing butt!
Sorry, back to the topic, I just had to share this one  .
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January 10, 2003, 21:58
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January 10, 2003, 22:02
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Not as interesting as saunas and sausages, Pekka
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January 10, 2003, 22:02
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Originally posted by Pekka
That's NOTHING! I just had way cooler experience!
I promised to pick up my friends gf from bar, and surprise surprise, there were actually 5 chicks! I drive small car, so two had to come to front, and everytime I had to change gear, I had to force my hand to the stick, because her butt was on the way . Now that's what I consider COOL! 'Sorry, I have to change gear and your butt is in a way' 'that's ok!'.. OK! And boy did I change gears..
And everyone of them was drunk too. It was way too erotic for me, so I had to cool myself down and not screw the situation, but eventually I didn't get any action, so it didn't work out. But it was still exciting and fun!
I've never had 5 chicks closed up, almost squeezed to me, drunk, laughing, not getting angry to my dirty jokes, and letting me grabbing butt!
Sorry, back to the topic, I just had to share this one .
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so what you're saying is that you got used for a ride home by 5 girls who now think you're a sad, sweaty pervert who has nothing else to do on a friday night?
Jesus Christ, that is the saddest thing I've ever heard in my life!
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January 10, 2003, 22:02
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I'm sorry, my grammar gets pretty bad when I'm excited  .
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January 10, 2003, 22:04
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Hey, I don't care what they think! Anyway I promised way earlier to one of them that I'd pick her up, cause you know.. she's my friend, so that's got to count for something. I don't care if they think I'm sad sweaty pervert, I'll do that over and over again if I get to touch some booty!
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January 10, 2003, 22:04
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Originally posted by Pekka
I'm sorry, my grammar gets pretty bad when I'm excited .
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no, it was very funilly written  (=it was funny)
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January 10, 2003, 22:06
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ok reds, what would you have done?
bang them all 5 in the car like a real man?
or try to steer the car all the way/road in gear 1?
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January 10, 2003, 22:11
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reds4ever, what would you have done? 'NO, this cars maximum load is 4 persons, so 2 of you must walk home, I DON'T care how pretty and drunk you all are. Actually, you can all walk home, because I'm not sad lonely pervert, you're just using me!'.. I mean come on, you can use and abuse me, that's cool.
And tonight I can go to sleep and fantasize of them, with a different ending, like them demanding me in like amazon women who you just can't beat because they're so strong and sexy, and then they would all use me. 'We're lesbians, but tonight we need one man and it's you, wether you like it or not'. Yeah...... *drool*. Ok, that might be little sad  .
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January 10, 2003, 22:14
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ok that is a little bit sad maybe
you can say to your friend which one you liked most and get her phone though
then you could call her and see if she'd fancy abuse you a little bit or not
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January 10, 2003, 22:17
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yeah, that's my plan! And it's not a problem either, because I can ask her, and if I get rejected, well it's not to my face.. so it's easier. Besides I know where they all live now  . So if they refuse me, I can always stalk them.
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January 10, 2003, 22:17
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Originally posted by paiktis22
ok reds, what would you have done?
bang them all 5 in the car like a real man?

or try to steer the car all the way/road in gear 1?
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neither, this isn't multiple choice but allowing for your constraints, i'll go for the first option.
meanwhile, back in the real world, i'd have given them all a lift home and not masturbated about it afterwards!
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January 10, 2003, 22:20
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Originally posted by reds4ever
neither, this isn't multiple choice but allowing for your constraints, i'll go for the first option.
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well the whole simulation starts with you in the car with the 5 chicks not before.
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January 10, 2003, 22:20
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*ahem*
Threadjack. Begone. Vamoose.
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January 10, 2003, 22:21
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I didn't say I was going to masturbate! Some things are better left unsaid  . Hugh Hefner is an old man, who needs to use Viagra. Those chicks wouldn't put out for him if he wasn't who he is. Would you call him sad pervert? I know I wouldn't!
Now, I was like Hefner too, I had a warm car, like Hugh has his Playboy.
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January 10, 2003, 22:22
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Sorry Boris, I won't continue this one..
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January 10, 2003, 22:22
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definatly option 'A' then, unless later on more lesbians need to squeeze in on the way home, the number that i could bang is negoitable? ;o)
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January 10, 2003, 22:22
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SCRAM!
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January 10, 2003, 22:24
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SO what show Boris???
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January 10, 2003, 22:24
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Originally posted by Pekka
I didn't say I was going to masturbate!
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..and i didn't say night follows day...but it's gonna happen
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January 10, 2003, 22:27
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Originally posted by Asher
SO what show Boris???
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..either tell us the show or this thread turns into a finnish lesbian ****fest!
..it's up to you
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January 10, 2003, 22:27
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Not just lesbians...but Finnish lesbians... Oh, the terror!
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January 10, 2003, 22:53
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Now I got interested too.. what was the show? Come on tell us..
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