January 11, 2003, 12:44
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I read in the Daily Telegraph that an old friend of mine (well someone who was in my class at school, anyway) who I haven't seen for about 4 years got arrested for stalking the other day. He's in jail now. Always was a wierd one. Pretty bizare reading the paper and coming to a story like that about someone you know.
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January 11, 2003, 17:52
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Boris baby honey sweety pumpkin, you wouldn't mind suggesting to your sweet, lovely, and I'm sure amazingly hot friend that a good investment for his new found capital would be to send a few thousand to lil ol me. I mean, he's got enough cash to eat cocktail weenies with C-list celebs now and just gave the US government an entire trailer park's welfare cheques amount in tax, what's a few thousand anyway to part with? I'd be suuuuuch a better thing to spend that money on that something as daft as, oh, a pension or feeding the homeless or crap like that.
Remember Boris, I wuv you because you have a rich friend. 
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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January 11, 2003, 18:15
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I love you more Boris!  
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January 11, 2003, 18:16
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Completely off-topic, but I just saw that www.riaa.org (the place that wants to hack everyone's PC's to stop them pirating) was hacked and the main page replaced by an organisation advertising stuff like Kazaa. Made me think, "How cool is this?!" 
It's gone now, but still applies... now you can get back to your masturbation talk.
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January 11, 2003, 18:19
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Quiet redjon you thieving weaselmonkey, I love Boris more and I'm willing to do anything for mone...err, to show my affection.
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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January 11, 2003, 18:24
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Go on then
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January 11, 2003, 18:52
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Or he could sponsor me and pay my tuition for college! YEAH! That's cool, and you know, I love you too Boris!
Now that's a good investment.
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In da butt.
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THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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January 11, 2003, 20:04
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It's sad you guys would behave this way towards me, and I didn't even win the million dollars. I'd hate to see what you jackals would try on my friend! 
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January 12, 2003, 20:27
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Pekka, great story. I think it's time to get an even smaller car.
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January 12, 2003, 22:21
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MattBoy, I don't think so, it's actually 2 front seats and you can put your groceries in the back .
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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January 13, 2003, 01:16
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Originally posted by reds4ever
..either tell us the show or this thread turns into a finnish lesbian ****fest!
..it's up to you
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I support Boris' friend's rights to privacy.
Boris, don't tell them a thing.
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