a tale of war 2

Mike maximus · January 13, 2003, 04:39

sypnosis: king was shot in back with crossbow and sheep jumped off cliff. IS THE TALE COMING TO AN END?
FIND OUT NOW

so the king is dead and the city is destroyed and cows have taken over the city and it is no longer called mike world but is now called MOO CHOO LAND! until one day a man called mike and adam formed a army called TENASIOUS D!!! We rode over the hills in glory on our horses until we met mr. MoOoOoOoO (abily played by chrisius maximus)
We realised that chrisius maximus had powers confrable to me and adam so we found connel maximus he stunned chris with his nerd blast at that we found his secret sheep and the magic hobo (abely played by Obi Wan kenobi )
And he told us to use the force

ChrisiusMaximus · January 13, 2003, 06:35

Quite ridiculous if I may say so

Mike maximus · January 13, 2003, 09:38

I happen to find it amusing and its not finished

G_Reaper · January 13, 2003, 11:20

vovan · January 13, 2003, 13:19

For a moment there I thought Chris's son, or brother, or something showed up.

As for the "story":

That is all...

SKILORD · January 13, 2003, 14:38

me to vov, (actually i thought DL)

TheGuitarist · January 13, 2003, 16:59

It's such a privilege to have master storyteller mike Maximus back on the boards. Beneath the numerous misspellings and the fact that the whole story is one long run-on sentence, mike has created an adeptly woven thriller capable of keeping the reader on the edge of his seat (squinting at the words on the screen).

As a long-time fan of mike's first "tale of war," I eagerly await the continuation of this gripping epic.

vovan · January 13, 2003, 18:08

Are you sure we are talking about the same tale of war, Guitarist? I mean. you are fascinated by this?

I was thinking you are joking, but there is nothing to indicate that on your post other than the words adeptly, fan, and eagerly await...

vovan · January 13, 2003, 18:10

Pardon my ignorance, SKI, but I am not sure what DL exactly stands for. I mean, from the previous posts in different parts of the forums, I kind of gathered that it is basically the same person registered under a different name. But what two words are behind that acronym is still a mistery.

SKILORD · January 13, 2003, 18:47

DL is double login, it's a multi account.

I doubt Chrisus would be so bold as to make 2 accounts with the same second name.

ChrisiusMaximus · January 13, 2003, 18:52

I can assure all of you that I only have one login and would never consider ever having a second!!

As I posted earlier this story is complete poo Mr M Maximus how dare you use my name. I am the true Maximus general of all the legions of Rome!!

If I get hold of you Ill have you nailed to a wooden cross along the Appian Way you scoundrel you!!

SKILORD · January 13, 2003, 19:39

Quote:

this story is complete poo

hehehe.

Quote:

It's such a privilege to have master storyteller mike Maximus back on the boards. Beneath the numerous misspellings and the fact that the whole story is one long run-on sentence, mike has created an adeptly woven thriller capable of keeping the reader on the edge of his seat (squinting at the words on the screen).

As a long-time fan of mike's first "tale of war," I eagerly await the continuation of this gripping epic.

You stopped reading (or at least commenting on) my stories, but you give this drivel this?

TheGuitarist · January 13, 2003, 22:21

Whoa, vovan, SKILORD, I wasn't being serious. Poor mike made an effort but I didn't really mean what I said in that post. Maybe I shouldn't have been quite so sarcastic.

vovan · January 13, 2003, 22:49

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Originally posted by TheGuitarist
Whoa, vovan, SKILORD, I wasn't being serious. Poor mike made an effort but I didn't really mean what I said in that post. Maybe I shouldn't have been quite so sarcastic.

Ouch. Now, we've killed that guy's aspirations for greatness completely. *sniff*

Seriously, though. He's posted six times in all the time he has been registered - he's just got to be somebody's DL. (Thanks for the clarification, SKI

) Or maybe he is just playing the troll game? (Be advised that the article contains some foul language. Some parts of it are funny nonetheless.

)

SKILORD · January 14, 2003, 01:18

I was kidding Guitarist, though i do miss your feedback.

If this guy had any such aspirations they deserved to be killed. This sounds really awful to say but i canot imagine being able to dissemble adeptly enough to hide the 'poohiness' of his story from reality.

SKILORD · January 14, 2003, 01:38

the troll game arcticle will have me laughing for hours.

He's not to 50 yet though and it'll be awhile before he gets such posts.

G_Reaper · January 14, 2003, 04:17

Mike maximus · January 14, 2003, 04:20

U R ALL NERDS U FREAKS!!!!!!

G_Reaper · January 14, 2003, 04:21

Why do you prefer to edit posts to add a new part to your story instead of just adding a new post so we can see where each chapter begins?

SKILORD · January 14, 2003, 15:23

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Poor mike made an effort

In my mind an efforst constitutes some attempt, no matter how pitiful, to have it be readable.

If he would fix the grammer mistakes it would only be bad, if he took his time and attempted to be understandable it would be alright, maybe even good.

Quote:

U R ALL NERDS U FREAKS!!!!!!

perhaps true... but at least we're good at it.

I'm sorry if i'm being a bit harsh, which i probably am.

Mike maximus · January 15, 2003, 04:37

Skillord I'm Coming 4 u

G_Reaper · January 15, 2003, 04:40

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originally posted by mike maximus
U R ALL NERDS U FREAKS

I can see that you really do not care about the wellbeing of your readers. Good day to you sir .
I shall take my business elsewhere.

Mike maximus · January 15, 2003, 09:33

for more complete rubbish visit a website that i will name in the near future

faded glory · January 15, 2003, 11:52

nice

faded glory · January 15, 2003, 11:53

dp :P

SKILORD · January 15, 2003, 17:43

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Originally posted by Mike maximus
Skillord I'm Coming 4 u

I wish i were afraid, if i thought you had any chance of reaching me i might be, but even then it is doubtful.

All I really ask is that you care enough to try, if try you will attermpt. The trash you put in the first post is not worthy to be posted. I am not a Grammer Nazi, and I don't mind the occasional misspelling, but you misspelled every other word, and there was hardly a period in the story. I reccomend this: Find an outlet for your energy other than Literature or Intimidation, you do neither well.

TheGuitarist · January 15, 2003, 18:08

i dosnt need no gramer im coolk

ChrisiusMaximus · January 15, 2003, 18:12

Mike maximus · January 16, 2003, 04:34

your person looks like an idiot the sharpest wepon he has is probably his hair cut
so write a funny story then have a go at me but until then just go away

SKILORD · January 16, 2003, 22:41

Even if the centurion's haircut is his sharpest weapon, it is still sharper than your stale wit.