January 15, 2003, 01:43
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Caption the photo MMXVII
People are getting way to uptight lately...we need some relaxing CtP action...go nuts
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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January 15, 2003, 01:46
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we have these midgets
are you afraid
death to america
death to israel
oompa loompa doopity doo
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January 15, 2003, 01:51
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We lost the raindeer and the sleigh, so we're going with the elves and an airplane.
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"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
-Bokonon
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January 15, 2003, 02:03
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Hey, that thing is still following us. 
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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January 15, 2003, 02:04
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Hurry before someone sees us!!
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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January 15, 2003, 02:06
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If it wasn't for the fact that it's true, "When Midgets Attack! Next on Fox" would be hilarious
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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January 15, 2003, 02:08
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Lesson #4, How to give a Midget a Hernia
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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January 15, 2003, 02:09
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Apolyton Legend
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Are you sure this really worked for the Trojan Army?!?! 
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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January 15, 2003, 02:10
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"YAH! MULE YAH!"
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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January 15, 2003, 02:11
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"Hi ho, hiho, it's off to work we go!"
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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January 15, 2003, 02:11
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"Where there's a whip, there's a way!"
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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January 15, 2003, 02:12
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"Let my people gooooooo!"
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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January 15, 2003, 02:13
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Let's see Travolta make fun of little-people now!
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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January 15, 2003, 02:15
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Whan I said let's take a plane I didn't mean . . .
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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January 15, 2003, 02:18
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Theory Confirmed: Midgets will do anything for money.
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"I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
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January 15, 2003, 02:20
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Whan I said let's take a plane I didn't mean . . .
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Very good 
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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January 15, 2003, 03:32
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King
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"This is easy. Wait till it gets off..."
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I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.
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January 15, 2003, 04:41
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What height-challenged people do for money in the off-season when not play Christmas Elves in cheap malls across the US.
I do feel  for taking part in this, but oh well...when in Rome...
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The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.
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January 15, 2003, 05:10
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King
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the only people more oppressed than the jews
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"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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January 15, 2003, 05:40
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Don't you think, we are taking this kyte thing too far ?
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#Theres a city in my mind
Come along and take that ride
And its all right, baby, its all right #
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January 15, 2003, 06:55
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The unfortunate consequences of increasing jet-fuel prices...
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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January 15, 2003, 12:53
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Queen
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HEY
When I signed up for road side assistance I had NO IDEA this is what I would get!!!
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The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!
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January 15, 2003, 12:55
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King
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Friendly skies my ass!
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What?
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January 15, 2003, 13:04
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King
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Despiet protests from disabled rights groups, "World's Strongest Midget" was a great success.
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January 15, 2003, 13:20
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Just another peon
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Fearing that his hit series was getting stale,
Mark Burnett made some drastic changes for the next installment....
"Survivor LaGuardia"
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The OT at APOLYTON is like watching the Special Olympics. Certain people try so hard to debate despite their handicaps.
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January 15, 2003, 13:23
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King
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Frist Class, Business Class, Coach, and now...Slave Class
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Old posters never die.
They j.u.s.t..f..a..d..e...a...w...a...y....
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January 15, 2003, 13:24
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Bah, Skanky pretty much did mine...
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"And the winner for "Most Original Float" in the Midget Pride Parade is..."
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Tutto nel mondo č burla
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January 15, 2003, 13:25
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United's new "environmentally-friendly" propulsion system wasn't nearly as successful as first hoped...
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January 15, 2003, 13:27
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Originally posted by Adam Smith
Frist Class,
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Only available for Tennessee senators?
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Tutto nel mondo č burla
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January 15, 2003, 13:27
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Prince
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When Prime Minister Blair asked for there to be a "little red, white and blue" at President Bush's welcoming reception, he han't expected to be taken quite so literally.
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