January 20, 2003, 11:37
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What Did/Do Your Children Do That Was Irritating? OR, What Do YOU DO ?
Due to space constraints, I won't list all the things I did that pissed off my parents. 
My daughter though, she's always been excellent. 
One thing I had to break her of though.
I'd say "Do this", or "Don't do that", and she'd say,
"I was just...."
Did I ask what you were just doing ?
No. I didn't ask that. 
She's pretty much past that now.
So what do yours do, or what do you do ?
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January 20, 2003, 12:43
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He grabs my lower lip with his hands when I'm talking on the phone. The then starts piercing it with his tiny nails. Luckily with limited success, but a nuissance nevertheles.
Oh, and he's 5 months and 20 days old, it's not like he's 14
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January 20, 2003, 12:46
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my parents had trouble breaking me out of the grand theft auto habit
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January 20, 2003, 12:52
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My 15-month old daughter sings the first three notes to Barney's "I Love You" song (also known as "This Old Man") constantly and has been doing so for over a month now. It was pretty cute for a while, but now we're ready for a new tune.
Da-da-DA. Da-da-DA. Da-da-DA. Da-da-DA.
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January 20, 2003, 13:00
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She may be trying to say "Daddy" but just have a stutter. 
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January 20, 2003, 13:06
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No, "Daddy" is: "DAH-da!!"
Trouble is, that's what she also calls the dogs. 
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January 20, 2003, 13:10
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Maybe she sees you as a protecting, intelligent, loyal creature that would do anything for her.
Maybe she thinks you need to shave more often.
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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January 20, 2003, 15:39
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my son drums on things...
and i scream stop stop that tapping.... gawd..
sometimes i think i will go insane...
oh well .... nevermind im already there
and my daughter sings....
she sings well and i try to encourage her.
but sometimes quiet is so nice...
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January 20, 2003, 15:58
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We got rid of the baby for a night this past weekend. Take a guess what Laura and I looked forward to (and enjoyed) the most:
1. Having wild sex all over the house again...
2. Being able to watch TV with swear words/violence whenever we wanted to (i.e., Buffy)...
3. Sleeping past 7:30am...
Anybody who answers 1 or 2 has no kids. True parents answer #3. We didn't get out of bed until 10:00am and it felt GREAT!
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January 20, 2003, 16:40
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Farts while sitting on my lap and finds it hilarious.
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January 20, 2003, 17:26
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My son loves to play the right-wing redneck. Its cute for a while, but hes beginning to overdo it 
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January 20, 2003, 17:28
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You want to see "red-neck", Russkie ?
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January 20, 2003, 17:31
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Quote:
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Originally posted by Tassadar5000
My son loves to play the right-wing redneck. Its cute for a while, but hes beginning to overdo it
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Yeah, I'm trying to teach my daughter to be a Left Wing Peasant™, but she ain't falling for it. "Daddy, Communism is on the ass-heap of history!" she exclaims, knowing full well that she is mis-pronouncing asheap.
(Actually, no she doesn't. But she will!!!!  )
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