January 22, 2003, 04:58
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Helium Breast Implants, Return of the Great Airships?
At work last night we were flipping through the channels and found the medical channel. We didn't see much because it was a short break and we had to get back to work. Did anyone catch a story about the French using or testing helium filled implants? I'm curious, what if they leak?
I wonder too about when the women become old ladies. Grandma types these days, well, some of em are hanging fairly low...down around their waist. In the future they may be bobbing about their ears... 
Tis a strange new world indead.
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January 22, 2003, 05:11
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It can also be used as flotation devices in case of a water landing.
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Barack Obama- the antichrist
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January 22, 2003, 05:25
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mmmm.... the breasts that defy gravity
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January 22, 2003, 06:38
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Give a whole new meaning to 'going tits up'.
Seriously though, think of the lives it could save. The 'Titanic disaster' would be called the 'pretty bad disaster'. 
Only men would die... 
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January 22, 2003, 08:01
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Am I the only one thinking of kinky sex now?
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January 22, 2003, 08:08
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Yes! We don't think of such things at Apolyton, you must be new.
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January 22, 2003, 08:14
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January 22, 2003, 08:16
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I've actually seen a video ( ) of a porn star ( ) who has them - they're way too big, and horrendously unattractive.
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January 22, 2003, 09:46
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Would you prefer Blimps or Zeppelins? The Germans experimented with something like this years ago, but unfortunately they used hygrogen instead of helium, and the woman who had these implants went up in a flash. The scientists just sat and watched those sad bags burn and collapse to earth, screaming, "Oh the humanity!".
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January 22, 2003, 09:52
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Helium Breast Implants, Return of the Great Airships?
That would give a whole new meaning to the old phrase "Her tits are defying gravity".
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January 22, 2003, 09:54
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God damn it. Aaglo beat me to it. That's the last time I post without reading the rest of the thread 
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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January 22, 2003, 15:35
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I'm always thinking of kinky sex.
And why has no one posted pictures yet?
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January 22, 2003, 15:44
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that porn actress I was talking about - Cindy Fulsome... 
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January 22, 2003, 15:55
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LMAO! 
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January 22, 2003, 16:03
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Hmmm, you'd have to be careful if sucking on a girls breasts as you'd come out with a squeaky voice
It sounds unlikely as Helium is monoatomic and thus very small, and I am certain it would leak through even the best of barriers...
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January 22, 2003, 16:05
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Literally - my mouth dropped open when I saw that. GOOD, LORD!
How the hell does that woman drive???
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January 22, 2003, 16:12
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Well she can make the space by removing the airbags from her car, let's face it, she doesn't need them
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Speaking of Erith:
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January 22, 2003, 16:19
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<--- wondering if his at-work desktop needs a new pic.
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January 22, 2003, 17:48
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I think they are really floating in air 
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January 22, 2003, 17:55
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hey, I have that picture.
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January 22, 2003, 17:56
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We really need a vomit smilie.
If that woman is a result of this new tech, 
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January 22, 2003, 18:00
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January 22, 2003, 18:21
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What are the implications for air travel?
Can you imagine some poor woman undergoing rapid expansion if an airplane depressurized? The horror.
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January 22, 2003, 18:37
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She could float down to safety....?
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January 22, 2003, 19:04
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I am sorry, but that is not a very attractive look at all:
Utterly out of any imaginable proportion. And must be killer on the back as well.
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January 22, 2003, 19:05
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Well the whole point behind the helium is that it's light...
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January 22, 2003, 19:29
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Well if they were filled with helium you could probably play basketball with them or something
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"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
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January 22, 2003, 19:45
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 MOM
That woman is a one person reinactment of the zepplin raids. She shows up in London 1915 and the sirens go off. 
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January 22, 2003, 20:02
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Actually those new implants are refillable at service stations. You do the tyres on your car, then your titties.
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January 22, 2003, 20:04
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I could have lived my whole life without seeing that picture.
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