Are you messed up?

Pekka · January 22, 2003, 08:11

Do you preach and do the opposite?
Are you a hypocrite?
Are you both the opposites?

I give some examples about myself, and I find these a bit confusing. I think I'm this person since these themes have followed me my whole life.

War and Peace:
I wish there was peace, I hate war. War is when politics fails. How can they fail that bad, isn't it worth 1000 shots to try again? I could go to peace march anyday and protest for peace, against war.
However I want to be career soldier, I want to do combat. And I will do it, I know.

Money:
I'd like to help people who are not so fortunate, maybe even do some volunteer work and share if I have something I don't need. However I wouldn't mind being stinking rich, and I won't take jobs that won't offer me decent salaries, even if it would still cover my needs.

Drugs:
I hate drugs. Drugs are causing big problems to our societies around the world, and makes the bad guys more powerful. However, I want it to be my decision, if I want to use drugs, I want to have that right if I'm not hurting directly anyone.

Women:
I watch lots of porn, it might not come as a surprise

However I do respect women highly, and I wouldn't even want to do most of the stuff to a woman what I see in these films. I think holding hands can be more erotic than 'slamming it in the ass' in real life.

Violence:
I hate violence. There's only few things that makes me more angry than seeing someone getting ambushed or beaten. However I think MMA and others are better than sex. You know, fighting tournaments where almost everything goes and the beat each other silly. I love seeing knock out, hard kicks and punches, submissions the works. It's the best.

I don't know, maybe this is completely normal, but many of my friends complain they don't know who I really am and they are a bit afraid of it

. Do you have same 'problems' ?

FrustratedPoet · January 22, 2003, 08:36

Quote:

Originally posted by Pekka
I think holding hands can be more erotic than 'slamming it in the ass'

Definite sig-line material.

Pekka · January 22, 2003, 08:44

sure, but you know, it's true. You know, the first kiss when both of you are kind of scared if that's the thing to do, not sure about others feelings, slowly kind of reaching.. that's erotic to me!

FrustratedPoet · January 22, 2003, 08:46

I certainly agree with you ... it wasn't the sentiment I found amusing, just the way you said it.
The juxtaposition of "holding hands" and "slamming in the ass" in that sentence is very funny.

Pekka · January 22, 2003, 08:49

Well I think it kind of captures the idea of opposites appealing to you at the same time

Dis · January 22, 2003, 15:32

I'm posting at Apolyton, what do you think?

Quote:

War and Peace:
I wish there was peace, I hate war. War is when politics fails. How can they fail that bad, isn't it worth 1000 shots to try again? I could go to peace march anyday and protest for peace, against war.
However I want to be career soldier, I want to do combat. And I will do it, I know.

Money:
I'd like to help people who are not so fortunate, maybe even do some volunteer work and share if I have something I don't need. However I wouldn't mind being stinking rich, and I won't take jobs that won't offer me decent salaries, even if it would still cover my needs.

Drugs:
I hate drugs. Drugs are causing big problems to our societies around the world, and makes the bad guys more powerful. However, I want it to be my decision, if I want to use drugs, I want to have that right if I'm not hurting directly anyone.

Women:
I watch lots of porn, it might not come as a surprise

However I do respect women highly, and I wouldn't even want to do most of the stuff to a woman what I see in these films. I think holding hands can be more erotic than 'slamming it in the ass' in real life.

Violence:
I hate violence. There's only few things that makes me more angry than seeing someone getting ambushed or beaten. However I think MMA and others are better than sex. You know, fighting tournaments where almost everything goes and the beat each other silly. I love seeing knock out, hard kicks and punches, submissions the works. It's the best.

I don't know, maybe this is completely normal, but many of my friends complain they don't know who I really am and they are a bit afraid of it

. Do you have same 'problems' ?

This is me!. I feel the same exact way. I do respect women, but I also get turned on by... well not slamming it in the ass, but by other sex acts which I can't describe here.

Lord Merciless · January 22, 2003, 16:36

War and Peace: It's all situation dependent. Peace should be the norm. But there are situations where wars must be fought. WW2, Korean War, and 1st Gulf War spring to mind. There are also situations in which war is really the worst of the solutions. Examples here are WW1, Vietnam War, Bosnian Civil War, and 1st Chechnya War.

Money: The more weathier I am, the more like I'm going to donate or volunteer. Thus, I like money. It makes me a more gracious person, and in turn, other people will benefit from it. I will always pick the job that meets my interest and pays the most.

Drugs: I never did and will never do any drugs, and I will outlaw all drugs except alkohol.

Women: Appreciating beautiful women is a common trait among men, and there is nothing shameful about it. But that doesn't reduce my loyalty to my wife, and she is full aware of this.

Violence: You need violence to survive and thrive in this world. Like wars, violence should only be applied in extraordinary situations. For example, if some stranger tries to break into my home violently, I would have no qualm about killing that person.

Hueij · January 22, 2003, 18:56

Messed up? Me? Naaaaah...

Kramerman · January 22, 2003, 19:01

Quote:

Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
I certainly agree with you ... it wasn't the sentiment I found amusing, just the way you said it.
The juxtaposition of "holding hands" and "slamming in the ass" in that sentence is very funny.

I agree. That was a good laugh, thanks Pekka.

Jon Miller · January 22, 2003, 19:10

yes

Jon Miller

VJ · January 22, 2003, 19:14

The wholepost is a "good laugh"

zulu9812 · January 22, 2003, 19:14

I'm definitely messed up...

Immortal Wombat · January 22, 2003, 19:16

I thought I was, but compared to the rest of you, it seems my sanity is edging back.

Datajack Franit · January 22, 2003, 19:21

Quote:

However I do respect women highly, and I wouldn't even want to do most of the stuff to a woman what I see in these films. I think holding hands can be more erotic than 'slamming it in the ass' in real life.

What about slamming it down the throat and swallow?

Provost Harrison · January 22, 2003, 19:31

I definitely feel on more of an even keel now. I'm not messed up, the rest of humanity is

loinburger · January 22, 2003, 21:16

I've had six mood swings today. Does that count?

Skanky Burns · January 22, 2003, 21:43

I'm a rock of stability compared to many of you lot.

Dis · January 23, 2003, 02:26

no you're not. stop spreading lies

Urban Ranger · January 23, 2003, 04:31

It's not that you are messed up, it's you still have a distance from your own standards. That means you need to work on it more, that's all.

I have no idea why people find MMA appealing, either.

Pekka · January 23, 2003, 04:51

Nah, messed up is wrong word since I know there must be lots of people like me, or at least have some part of my rant like I do. I don't consider myself minority here.

UR, about MMA, all my friends have fell in love with the sport when I made them watch it for a while. First the didn't like the idea, but when they came in they were yelling and sometimes saying 'this is boring, let's pick up action!'. They got hooked, and now they're all asking me all the time when I'm buying more dvds. And they're preaching it to everyone 'it's a sport!'

I'm not a violent person. I just like to beat people so hard my own hands start to hurt, and I'd just like to go do combat and maybe even kill few enemies, but no, I'm not violent!

Urban Ranger · January 23, 2003, 06:45

/me keeps a distance from Pekka

Pekka · January 23, 2003, 06:58

don't be like that, I'm a really nice guy. I would never hurt insects or anything, only if it would ask me to.

Urban Ranger · January 23, 2003, 06:59