U know when u played too much SMAC when...

[Blake]

60. You try to figure out how to perform a "nerve stapling"

61. You want to elect yourself as the supreme leader of the world and run it as a police state.

62. You determine your home countries SE (in my case Democratic Free Market with wealth values, but production pitiful as to prevent worm rape )

[Skanderbeg]

Some more:

63. When You paint Your red car green, because silksteel is better than plasma steel.

64. When You are afraid of elderly Chinese men, especiall if they own a blue car.

65. When You believe twins are produced in the clone vets.

66. When You stop making jokes about blonde girls, because the only blond girl You know, isn't stupid and has no interest in sex.

67. When You call your office "punishment sphere"

68. When You suddenly attack people in black suits carrying a suitcase, because You think they are a probe team.

69. When You wonder why there are no solar collectors on the fields.

70. When You try to nerve-gas the walrus in the zoo.

71. When You call Your mother-in-law "H'minee".

72. When You imidiately begin to riot if You see an aeroplane, because Your country runs FM/Wealth



[This message has been edited by Skanderbeg (edited January 23, 2001).]

[Blake]

72a Actually atleast once when I've heard the drone of an aircraft I've thought "Crap! forgot to build flak cannons!", although that comes from playing too much Red Alert 2

73: You figure your country disbanded most of it's airforce to prevent drone riots under Free Market

74: You spell "smack" as SMAC and "smacks" as SMAX

[Petek]

You _may_ have played too much when: You stare at a former for 10 minutes, trying to decide whether to build a solar collector or a mine.

You _definitely_ have played too much when: You stare at a former for 10 minutes, trying to remember what it's used for.

[uptons]

75) You try to nerve staple your dog.

76) You try to find Vizorium-5 in the table of elements (see the manual, p145).

77) You try to build a Singularity Inductor out of the trash can outside the house.

78) You try to install a Fusion Reactor into your "Rover" since hey, it's only level 6 tech.