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Old January 24, 2003, 12:48   #211
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France, the only country were Jerry Lewis is a genuis.
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Old January 24, 2003, 12:52   #212
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The only problem I have with Canada is Quebec.

Oh, wait, are they Canadians trying to French? That would explain it...

"Insect food" does not have to mean that the food is made of insects, but that insects eat the food, or the food is similar to insects (i.e. small and nasty).

I like some French food: French Fries, French Salad Dressing, and....ah....that's it. No wait Crepes and Blini are good too.

Sorry, Gepap, I know we are suposse to be bashing the French:

The French Suck, becuase they are... French!
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Old January 24, 2003, 13:02   #213
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I know the shitty things dictatorship greece has done to cyprus but they cant compare with the 5000 massacred and 1000 raped of the turkish invasion or the apartheid system of colonial britain on the island.

you are just pissed because i showed you the hanging of 15 year old cypriotes britain did and its own crimes and responsibility on the island.

and that somethign you did not know
get over it
BTW read some of the quotes ozz made, they are hilarious

"english is the best race let the world be red etc etc "


after these, there is no much point talking to you
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Old January 24, 2003, 13:02   #214
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and ill reopen a cyprys thread when there is a reason as i always do (i.e. protests of turkish cypriotes)
and beat you to the ground with knowledge, again, poor ignorant little DL ozz
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Old January 24, 2003, 13:08   #215
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and ill reopen a cyprys thread when there is a reason as i always do (i.e. protests of turkish cypriotes)
and beat you to the ground with knowledge, again, poor ignorant little DL ozz
Not DL Ozz, Troll Ozz. Snapped on that hook fast.

I hear the cluckin' of a chicken, Bak!! Bak!! Bak!!

Paiktis isn't Geek he's French!!

Sorry, That is too low. Sorry France
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Old January 24, 2003, 13:39   #217
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Of course Canadian identity is based on "not being Americans': after all, a great many Canadians are the decendent of Loyalist, who decided to get out of the Colonies before Judge Lynch and his ilk got to kill them.

I wonder what Francophobes make of Louisiana?

I am sure they strenously avoid being infected by the "Frenchness" of Mardi Grass, or Cajun cuisine.


( perhaps time for the old Mexican saying:
"Poor Mexico: So far from God, so close to the United States")
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hey, This is a france-bashing thread, damnit! get out of the room



P.S. besides, there is a much better arab saying:
"Yankee go home, and take me with you"
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Are the French just liars and cowards or are they actually trying to keep peace? I might go with the former.

http://www.upi.com/view.cfm?StoryID=...4-073614-1631r

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Old January 24, 2003, 15:41   #220
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well DL Ozz, I had the last word on both CYpriote threads and you abandoned them. Search them and bring them forth
If someone's a chicken is you!

I slumdunk you because you said that the hanging of 15 year old by Britain in Cyprus was "ok" and because you are not only ignorant on the issue but also analgetic.

I dont usually feel sorry for such p[ersons so dont expect an apology for the ****ing
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Old January 24, 2003, 15:45   #221
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Allons enfants de la patriiiiiiie!
Le jour de gloire est arrivé!
Contre nous, de la tyrannie, l'étandard sanglant s'est levé!



Just thought i'd get you guys going again.
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Good grief, I don't think I've ever seen such hatred and vitriol displayed by any of you people before. My faith in Apolyton is severely shaken.
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You must be an idiot if you had any faith in Apolyton in the first place...
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You must be an idiot if you had any faith in Apolyton in the first place...
Call me an idiot, then, for thinking that people on here were actually intelligent enough not to discriminate against people based entirely upon their place of origin...
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Call me an idiot, then, for thinking that people on here were actually intelligent enough not to discriminate against people based entirely upon their place of origin...
So, are you discriminating against apolytoners? You assumed that everyone on here was intelligence - that is prejudice, and an outrage!

I will not stand for it.
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So, are you discriminating against apolytoners? You assumed that everyone on here was intelligence - that is prejudice, and an outrage!

I will not stand for it.
I like to give people the benefit of the doubt.
...oh, apart from Fez of course...
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Call me an idiot, then, for thinking that people on here were actually intelligent enough not to discriminate against people based entirely upon their place of origin...
Quite a statement in the middle of a French bashing thread. Or is that EXCEPT the French
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You illogical racist...
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Allons enfants de la patriiiiiiie!
Le jour de gloire est arrivé!
Contre nous, de la tyrannie, l'étandard sanglant s'est levé!

Just thought i'd get you guys going again.
It was their big chance, and they blew it.
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No one knows what it means.

I don't really care because it is in some weird foreign language. It sounds like the one that cartoon skunk use speak, or may be it is in arabic?!
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I don't really care because it is in some weird foreign language. It sounds like the one that cartoon skunk use speak, or may be it is in arabic?!
It something they were singing in the movie "Waterloo"
before the English mowed them down with grapeshot.

Most likey means "We surrender, Don't shoot "
Don't shoot!"
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You illogical racist...
I don't dislike Fez because of where he comes from, just because of what he's frequently said to me.
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Fez actually offended someone!?!?!?!

It is more logical to hate him for where he come froms
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Old January 24, 2003, 20:17   #234
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Re: Re: TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH:
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That list is 5 years out of date, #2 no longer applies.

I still prefer the Canada list
The Canadian list is good fun.

The English one is good as well:

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TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH
1. Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah.
2. Proper beer.
3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.
5. Union jack underpants.
6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.
7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
8. Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not.
9. Ditto changing underwear
10. Beats being Welsh.
and then the Scottish:

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TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SCOTTISH
1. You ain't English!
2. You ain't English!
3. You ain't English!
4. You ain't English!
5. You ain't English!
6. You ain't English!
7. You ain't English!
8. You ain't English!
9. You ain't English!
10. You ain't English!
did someone mention Wales?

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1. You've got to be having a laugh, haven't you?
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You give him more credit than due.
Once you get to know him a little his actually a good fellow. You just have to remember his more nationalist instincts.
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So, confess Oerdin: Is Maroule your DL?
Sadly no. I have seen him posting at counterglow though and he seems to be a good guy.
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The Canadian list is good fun.

The English one is good as well:

and then the Scottish:

did someone mention Wales?
So far the Americans are left out

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2. You can spell colour wrong and get away with it.
3. You can call Budweiser beer.
4. You can be a crook and still be president.
5. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything.
6. If you can breathe you can get a gun.
7. You can invent a new public holiday every year.
8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.
9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy."
10. You can claim to be Irish
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