I got in the most trouble with my parents when I...

[JohnT]

Speer, stop threadjacking my thread! This is the second time I've asked: you have yet to freakin' answer the question - "I left a fork in the sink" is the worst thing you ever did?

Stop whining and take it somewhere else.

[Apocalypse]

When I didn't get excellent grades in school freshman year.

When whistler called my house was pretty bad also.

[Al B. Sure!]

JohnT:

What's the point of this thread? let's talk about the drug-induced or malicious induced things that we did to harm, spite, or annoy those who gave us life and food and shelter and in the case of almost everyone here a happy, love-filled home... great thread idea...

[JohnT]

... to which you posted your usual whine stories in yet another pitiful effort to get people to notice you... Then you ***** and moan about the fact that people are calling you for threadjacking, so you decide to piss and moan about the thread itself.

You know, the above pattern is so freakin' engraved on these servers, I'm beginning to wonder if you're a bot.

[Asher]

...I was brought home by the cops for possession (while I was given a warning, this is Canada afterall) and underage drinking after a grad party.

[notyoueither]

I passed out in a snow bank after meeting my first case of beer. Mom has never let me forget that. Of course it was 20 below when I hit that snow bank.

I remember getting up and stumbling the last 5 feet to the back door, and from there to bed. She claims they rescued me. Someone has the facts mixed up.

[David Floyd]

Honestly, probably throwing a party when my mom was out of town. Lot's of drinking went on that night, and the house sorta proved it the next morning

[orange]

When my mom told me we were going to move, and I got into a heated debate with her on why we shouldn't. And then I got way too smart mouthed, like a hot shot lawyer, and it was the first and only time she ever hit me...an open handed slap right across the face. And then she cried. We joke about it now...haha...

Other than that, i've always had a great relationship with my parents.

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by Albert Speer
So I'm cool but I'm ticked off that people never experienced what I experienced growing up... they lived in thier mansions with the big green yards and their loving fathers and mothers in that ungrateful leftist land known as suburbia.

I feel your pain

[devilmunchkin]

1) when they found my Marilyn Manson stash
2) when i went to FL for spring break my first year in college
3) got a bf online
4) stayed afterschool one time in high school without telling them

[Shi Huangdi]

People, don't believe Albert Speer, the great likelihood is that he is lying and trolling for attention. If it is not this, its complaining about his neighberhood(even though before he went into this phase he complained about people coming into his part of town from less nice parts of the city compared to his middle class part. now all of a sudden he claims to be from the ghetto.) Those of us veteran Apolytoners will remember how Speer made up his lie about going to be sent to Lebanon(where his father is supposedly from) because he lost his jacket. Speer is still here. Not only that, he never explained why he wasn't sent to Lebanon. In the times after he posted that whenever people asked him about it he never was able to produce an answer and instead left the thread. I don't know if Speer has finally gotten smart enough to make up a story, but the good chance is Speer is a liar.

[Stefu]

I remember the Lebanon jacket episode.

[Frozzy]

I put wax crayons and little matchbox cars down our expensive new VCR when I was 3. I thought it was a toy garage.

[Rogan Josh]

I think the only time my parents got annoyed with me was one time (when I was about 13) when they were trying to persuade me to stop studying so much and go out and have fun, and make some friends.

I told them that I didn't want to end up stuck in this shitty little town my whole life. I told them I didn't want to be failures like them. My father actually punched me me in the face, but that's OK - I deserved it.

[MRT144]

i filled my house with enitre house with a thick white smoke after trying to extract DXM from cough syrup...my dad asked me what i hell i was doing and i explained that it was for chemistry. god bless the old days of selling DXM, and blaming things on science.

[Al B. Sure!]

BD:

I did lie on apolyton one time... i had said something before about me being rich... that was an outright lie. When I talked about bad people coming to my neighbourhood that was in reference to Mayor Street's Safe Streets program which put a cop on every corner in north philly to get rid of dealers but now the dealers moved down into my neighbourhood in large numbers.

As for the jacket thing... My mother was going to send me to lebanon but for some odd reason she decided not to. I can't explain that crazy irrational woman.

Later though she did get me a plane ticket (with money that she took from me ) and i had a fight with her at JFK international and the cops came and ordered her to take me back to philly.

I think the thing is that you people don't want to believe me because it means you can't just dismiss me as an *******. it's like Hitler... it's easy to just say Hitler was an evil man... looking at his abusive childhood, the fact that his father wasn't around, his father himself was the bastard child of a jew who took advantage of adolf's grandmother, his homelessness, etc. begins to cause one to question Hitler's one-sided evilness... same thing with my life. Feeling sorry for me don't mesh well with seeing me as an *******.


thanks

[Bosh]

I was a relatively good kid except for the fact that I would NEVER say sorry for something that I didn't think was my fault and my mom was enough of a Lutheran (has been unitarianized recently ) to not punish me very much if I "said sorry and meant it." We were both so insanely stubborn that we could have stand-offs that lasted for hours before one of us cracked