The Recreation Commons - Fit the Fourth: Lounging with Lal - Page 14

Jamski · March 28, 2003, 08:51

Phew, thanks Cedayon, that was almost too late.

*WoA wipes

saliva off his face*

I think I need a Xenobrew after that.

-Jam

GeneralTacticus · March 28, 2003, 09:01

Indeed. Xenobrews all round!

FlameFlash · March 28, 2003, 10:37

Quote:

Originally posted by GeneralTacticus
The current game year in MY 2282, although the longevity vaccine means that people live far longer now - after all, how do you think we're all still alive?

Heh... I thought it was using those special stasis pods every once and a while.

Glad the

problem was taken care of before I got here...

Send a Xenobrew on over!

ColdWizard · March 28, 2003, 15:25

hello everyone

Flubber · March 28, 2003, 19:23

enters -- looks around--

" So what does a guy need to do to get a xenobrew around here"

Grabs the 'brew-- tosses it down

Departs

Kassiopeia · March 29, 2003, 05:50

Oi! What is the meaning of this! I slack off in checking the Rec Commons for three days, and once I return, there's a whole new page!

Funny stuff btw

Now... now... what was that called? "Industrial Schoolgirl Japanisation"? And we need to re-discover "Peer-to-peer Networking" too

Oh, and welcome CW

MrWhereItsAt · March 29, 2003, 10:01

Quote:

Originally posted by GeneralTacticus
*GT sends a request to MWIA to declare martial law until the situation has been resolved*

/me finds request and, as possibly the last DPO order, backdates martial law to 2150, exempting only himself from mandatory neural and body cavity searches.

O The POWER!!!!!! Such Power! Victory for MWIA!

Drogue · March 29, 2003, 10:59

But only for another 2 days MWIA, then it's MINE

ALL MINE

Hopefully

25 minutes to go

Drogue · March 29, 2003, 16:12

Congrats to all new and re-elected Direcotors and Governors. May this be a successful term (possibly the most successful)
And as I now have money, since I have my ~~personal spies and blackmailers~~ old job back, the drinks are on me!

Barkeep - let us drink you dry

Freshwater Sea Wine, Black Stuff and Xenoroses all round. But no Xenobrew, I am protesting against Evil TKG's Swiss Cheese Plan

DeathByTheSword · March 30, 2003, 07:26

w00t! XenoRose...

......anyone want a synthbunny?

Drogue · March 30, 2003, 14:42

Synthbunny

um.. what does that involve?

Something else to ~~smoke~~ partake of on a war spring afternoon

Method · March 30, 2003, 15:29

hello everyone! i've finally returned from the depths of the ~~markapulcoian~~ Hiverian prison camps. i have just enough time to round up my staff (secret evil aurillian police included) in UNPD before i head off to my new office in New Suez. The New Tassagradians have had enough constant SEAP attacks. Akiria's new enemy is the Secret Evil Twin Seaian Police, whose infiltration of Twin Peaks has already begun

Kassiopeia · March 30, 2003, 15:35

By the way:

A good government (.png image, 45 kB)

For those who don't get it:

Spoiler:

DeathByTheSword · March 30, 2003, 16:36

Welcome back TKG!

Cedayon · March 30, 2003, 16:42

TKG's back!

Joy to the W- *sees member of the SEAP wielding a club in one hand and a sign that says "no singing" in the other*

Ahem. Welcome back, TKG

Drogue · March 30, 2003, 16:44

Like the smilies

Where'd they come from?

Cedayon · March 30, 2003, 18:29

If you ever need to know where to get smilies, you can either right click one and click "properties" on the drop down menu to get the url of the image (this works for avatars), or click "quote" on the post to get the actual code of the post. I ripped the dancing banana one off TKG that way

I have the urls of those smilies (with img tags) in a text file that I just copy & paste from when I want to use one

GeneralTacticus · March 31, 2003, 04:14

Welcome back TKG!

Just make sure your SETSP don't interfere with my new UN Secret Capital Defence Force (SCCDF), which operates in all bases near New Apolyton, including New Suez.

As a matter of fact, perhaps it might be a good idea for them to co-operate in ~~suppressing Green dissidents and CCCP branches~~ maintaining law and order and arresting Hive agents.

Drogue · March 31, 2003, 04:49

Try to suppress anti-FM dissidents now

As DPO, I have control of all non-region-specific military and intelligence nits, and as such, I am once again aware of almost all goings on in our great nation (I take you like your new 'research' facility TKG?

)

How do you know they are your people infiltrating Twin Peaks? A lot has changed since you went away

GeneralTacticus · March 31, 2003, 05:28

Good luck trying to infiltrate the SCCDF. It's designed to be such a bureaucratic nightmare that no-one ever finds anything out about what's going on inside.

Jamski · March 31, 2003, 05:39

Hmm, my agents don't seem to have any problems with it, but I am getting reports signed in triplicate, stamped on the reverse, approved my management, resubmitted for discussion, exposed to focus groups, run past the legal dept. and delivered by outsourced motorcycle couriers.

Hmmmm...

-Jam

GeneralTacticus · March 31, 2003, 05:50

See what I mean? And that's just the outer layer. Even I don't know how many layers there are, and I run the damn thing...

Drogue · March 31, 2003, 11:38

Hmmm.. sounds like a challange. Although by the sounds of things, they can't get much done? However, perfect for a rogue employee to take advantage of...

Methinks the SCCDF (what's the second C for?) and SETSP could be fighting over New Suez. Meanwhile, in Twin Peaks....

Method · March 31, 2003, 19:27

Quote:

Originally posted by Drogue
Methinks the SCCDF (what's the second C for?) and SETSP could be fighting over New Suez.

ah yes, but keep in mind that the SETSP is Evil, and armed with

s and :meatloaf:s

GeneralTacticus · April 1, 2003, 04:39

Quote:

Hmmm.. sounds like a challange. Although by the sounds of things, they can't get much done? However, perfect for a rogue employee to take advantage of...

Actually, they do get quite a lot done, it's jsut that no-one is ever quite sure what it is.

Quote:

Methinks the SCCDF (what's the second C for?) and SETSP could be fighting over New Suez. Meanwhile, in Twin Peaks....

The second C is for 'Capital'. Secret Centralis Capital Defence Force.

Quote:

ah yes, but keep in mind that the SETSP is Evil, and armed with

s and :meatloaf:s

All shall bow before the power of overwhelming paperwork

Oh, and Shard choppers...

Mr. President · April 1, 2003, 04:45

If you feel control slipping away from you, just "reorganize".

Jamski · April 1, 2003, 05:22

Mr Prez, are you Scott Adams, by any chance?

-Jam

GeneralTacticus · April 1, 2003, 05:25

Quote:

If you feel control slipping away from you, just "reorganize".

That's done regardless of what else is happening. The countless internal departments and officies and their functions change on an hourly basis.

Drogue · April 1, 2003, 07:24

Quote:

Shard choppers...

You have Shard Choppers? Do I have to confiscate them to prevent an inter-region war?

They are to remain unused, you have been warned!

And trust me, whatever you have, I have more

GeneralTacticus · April 1, 2003, 07:27

We have every legal right to utilize Shard Choppers should it be necessary to public security, as they are on loan from the Centralis Citizen's Defence Force, for the purposes of law enforcement.