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What would you be least likely to say?
Here's some for starters... please suggest some things that *you* would be very unlikely to say.
"No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow"
"We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse"
"It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home"
"I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss"
"No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn"
"No, I don't want to see your sister's breasts"
"Put some panties on for Christ's sake"
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January 27, 2003, 20:08
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Re: What would you be least likely to say?
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Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
Here's some for starters...
"No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow"
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Since I don't drink.
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"We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse"
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Not a chance in hell
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"It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home"
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I might say that, if I was looking for a way out of a bad situation 
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"I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss"
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Um...no thanks
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"No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn"
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Gardening is fun 
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"No, I don't want to see your sister's breasts"
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Knowing my friends...
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"Put some panties on for Christ's sake"
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no comment
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January 27, 2003, 20:12
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Well the idea was kinda that you would add your own ...
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January 27, 2003, 20:12
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January 27, 2003, 20:15
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January 27, 2003, 20:17
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January 27, 2003, 20:18
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January 27, 2003, 20:21
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January 27, 2003, 20:21
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January 27, 2003, 20:22
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January 27, 2003, 20:22
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January 27, 2003, 20:26
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January 27, 2003, 20:26
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January 27, 2003, 20:30
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January 27, 2003, 20:36
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January 27, 2003, 20:39
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January 27, 2003, 20:50
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January 27, 2003, 22:03
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January 27, 2003, 22:14
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January 27, 2003, 22:14
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January 27, 2003, 22:15
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January 27, 2003, 22:17
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January 27, 2003, 22:18
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January 27, 2003, 22:23
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January 27, 2003, 22:24
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January 27, 2003, 22:33
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Yeah, Quebec would make a *great* 51st state...
Ooh I hope it snows *again* tonight, I *love* shovelling the driveway.
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January 27, 2003, 22:40
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Yeah, Quebec would make a *great* 51st state...
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Hostie cochon.
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January 27, 2003, 22:43
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"Take me to your leader"
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January 27, 2003, 23:18
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January 28, 2003, 00:00
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