What would you be least likely to say? - Page 2

Boris Godunov · January 28, 2003, 00:09

"Jesus, I'd like to **** the **** out of her!"

"Sure, I'll stay and cuddle."

"Hey, what a great techno song!"

"No, Mr. Damon, I don't want to go back to your place."

"Von Karajan is the greatest conductor who ever lived!"

"Pass the veal, please."

"How do I look in this flannel shirt/ripped jeans/hiking boots ensemble?"

"Our Father, who art in heaven, etc."

"

@ MrFun!"

"Let's go see the new Julia Roberts movie!"

cavebear · January 28, 2003, 00:11

Quote:

Originally posted by Frogger

Hostie cochon.

Translation?

MattyBoy · January 28, 2003, 00:16

Oh, this film contains Nudity and Heavy Sex Scenes. Better change the channel.

Let's go and see a musical show. I just love musicals!
Let's go and see a play.

Let's have another baby

"The golden age of music was definitely the 1980s."

Let's go for a fun run.

Why don't we play your good old "Greatest Hits of Hall and Oates" for old time's sake?

This whole war on Iraq makes me proud to be almost an American.

I want to play a multiplayer strategy game. Where can I find one.

monkspider · January 28, 2003, 00:45

Quote:

Originally posted by Tuberski
" David Floyd, Albert Speer and Fez ALL made good points."

ACK!

That was a good one.

DuncanK · January 28, 2003, 04:33

The market will determine what is fair.

Compasionate conservatives will save America.

Saddam would never produce weapons of mass destruction.

Dis · January 28, 2003, 04:47

I like women who don't give me oral sex

I like men who do give me oral sex

I like Barbara Steisand

aaglo · January 28, 2003, 04:58

"I'm so much smarter than all of you"

"I want to become pregnant"

"I have never masturbated"

TheStinger · January 28, 2003, 05:05

Those pop ups are really good.

America is the most modest country in the world

I can't accept the lottery win the Church needs it more.

Of course I look at other women, especially the ones who are thinner than you

Dis · January 28, 2003, 05:30

I have never paid for sex

Az · January 28, 2003, 05:31

Quote:

"

@ MrFun"

that's just cruel!

Drake Tungsten · January 28, 2003, 05:39

"I love France"

Harovan · January 28, 2003, 05:49

"God bless America"

Drake Tungsten · January 28, 2003, 05:53

"Germans aren't evil"

Harovan · January 28, 2003, 05:56

They are

. And, of course, I wouldn't say the above statement only, because I don't believe in God. Not what you think.

Drake Tungsten · January 28, 2003, 06:02

"I was wrong to assume that a European would be anti-American"

TheStinger · January 28, 2003, 07:08

"The average american realises not all europeans are the same"

tinyp3nis · January 28, 2003, 07:21

"After X years of playing, I will finally stop playing Starcraft Broodwar forever."

"Can I wipe your arse for you?"

"Kick my ass?? Oh yeah??! Bring it on I'm not afraid!"

"Mr.Halme you are sitting in my table move your fat ass please."

"Do you wan't to see all my porn on my computer?"

"I think I'll install linux instead."

"They should air more Dilbert."

"I'm not skeptical!"

"Sure Ming, like you wuold have power to do that anyway AHAHA

"

"Put some more olives in it."

"Sauna? No thx I'm too tired."

"And then we had sex."

"Of course, I would love to buy you a drink. I don't think that you are a whore because you don't know me and still want me to buy you a drink. Here, take my wallet and have fun allnight!!"

"Yeah, that''s the ticket!" I hate that!!!

Drake Tungsten · January 28, 2003, 07:30

"All of my comments on this thread have been serious"

TheStinger · January 28, 2003, 07:40

Without Poly I wouldn't know about the big issues

Dry · January 28, 2003, 07:46

"In this political situation, there are clearly good guys and bad guys".
"I want to be a judge".
"No, sorry, not today, I want to watch the eurovision song contest".
"I'm 100% sure".
"You can trust me for watering your plants".
"All xxxxx deserve to die".

aaglo · January 28, 2003, 07:56

"you can have too much blue cheese in food"

Richelieu · January 28, 2003, 08:26

Quote:

Originally posted by cavebear
Yeah, Quebec would make a *great* 51st state...

Same here.

KrazyHorse · January 28, 2003, 10:27

Quote:

Originally posted by cavebear

Translation?

I love Americans...

Stuie · January 28, 2003, 10:40

"Actually, honey, I was fantasizing about the babysitter."

"No Guiness for me, thanks. I'd rather have another Bud. In fact, make it a Bud Lite."

MrFun · January 28, 2003, 13:26

Quote:

Originally posted by Boris Godunov

"

@ MrFun!"

So I should care because . . . .

Urban Ranger · January 28, 2003, 13:44

"George W. Bush is my hero."
"God bless you."
"I don't get irritated by idiots."
"I don't like sex."
"Microsoft writes excellent software."
"Corporations have the welfare of their employees in mind."
"Might makes right."

MrFun · January 28, 2003, 13:48

"The United States has never deliberately done anything wrong in its history, nor has it ever made any mistakes."

"Double standards for public behavior of heterosexual and homosexual couples are fine by me."

Boris Godunov · January 28, 2003, 13:50

See, even in a thread designed for humorous remarks, MrFun is incapable of humor. Do you think this is a mental problem, or rather some sort of chemical deficiency on his part?

MrFun · January 28, 2003, 13:54

Quote:

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
See, even in a thread designed for humorous remarks, MrFun is incapable of humor. Do you think this is a mental problem, or rather some sort of chemical deficiency on his part?

I'm not the only one who has made political statements through this thread.

And besides that, I believe in freedom of speech.

Arrian · January 28, 2003, 14:12

Fun is hopeless Boris, let it go.

"I love Country Western!"
"That's it, I'm moving to North Korea"
"Duyba is the bestest President we've ever had!"
"But Brittney is such a talented artist!"
"There are so many intelligent, entertaining shows on TV."
"People, by and large, really are smart, not to mention kind and considerate"
"The English are a really strong Civ in CivIII"

-Arrian