ALOTD: My new webpage - FEATURING ME!!! - Page 2

monolith94 · January 29, 2003, 00:40

With the amount of drugs Zylka gives the impression of taking, no way would he be that fat.
I've always imagined that Zylka looked like the main character of Reqiuem for a Dream.

Zylka · January 29, 2003, 00:42

Mono - good movie? And if you could find a pic of him, please?

EDIT: A MOVIE WITH ELLEN IN IT IS NARY A GOOD MOVIE

Boris Godunov · January 29, 2003, 00:43

It was Jared Leto.

Zylka · January 29, 2003, 00:49

I would have to kick myself square in the nuts for saying I was as hot as him!!!

I mean, sh*t guys - I'm a slave to the VANILLA COKE and FALLING IN LOVE, here. Unsympathetic bastards

Asher · January 29, 2003, 00:50

I slept with this guy last night.

Boris Godunov · January 29, 2003, 00:52

Desperation drives you not just to a lardball, but a 15 year old one?

monolith94 · January 29, 2003, 00:53

I always imagined Z as something like this -

Asher · January 29, 2003, 00:53

Well to be honest you can't notice his acne problem in the pictures and he's put on a few pounds since.

Boris Godunov · January 29, 2003, 00:54

But didn't his braces distract you?

Zylka · January 29, 2003, 00:54

Oh dear, Mono. Shall you take a closer look at the site?
Asher tell everyone how hot and tight an ass I have!!!

Asher · January 29, 2003, 00:56

Quote:

Originally posted by Zylka
Oh dear, Mono. Shall you take a closer look at the site?
Asher tell everyone how hot and tight an ass I have!!!

It's true.
Zylka's got a fine ass, but it's anything but tight.

Zylka · January 29, 2003, 00:56

Quote:

Originally posted by Asher
Well to be honest you can't notice his acne problem in the pictures and he's put on a few pounds since.

Those things are are for the petty, David

I thought you had a soul and saw my inner acne as well?

monolith94 · January 29, 2003, 01:05

I think this thread signals that it really is time to do homework, or more civ2???

Zylka · January 29, 2003, 01:19

Let me tell you a story of how we met: It was a calm fhuensday night at the local university bar. A deep lined and bass filled club remix of Kylie Minogue's "Come" was pounding hard, and so was David (download the song to set the mood for your imagination!!!). Such is what I came upon when entering to access the local urination facilities.

Our eyes met, the chemistry began in a boil, and I think a lightbulb blew up somewhere in the background. From then on in, it was all candles and sacrifices to the God of knock-off swiss army knives.

...and then I saw a movie about some old guy and his groceries in Chile. I think that about covers everything, no?

Jon Miller · January 29, 2003, 01:22

pictures

Jon Miller

monolith94 · January 29, 2003, 01:27

Zylka could be the next Burroughs if only he'd concentrate and do more drugs.

Zylka · January 29, 2003, 01:33

What's a Burroughs, and did you take into account that drugs are and have been beneficial to the success of many psychos in society?

Zylka · January 29, 2003, 01:55

This is an exclusive for Jon Miller, because I'm feeling a lot of love today! Picture of about 6 months ago of me and my most favorite girl on earth, my cousin!!! We're about to go out to the bar in some sh*tty Toronto suburb. She's perfect... but we're both obviously pretty ugly (I'm sorry for pretending to be Andrew the teen heart throb to alleviate that pain...)

My hair is SOOOO scraggy in that pic, but I haven't had it cut since so it's uber long right now and even has little freaking curls. Feel free to photoshop Asher's face onto my anorexic frame

Edit: Show's over!

Asher · January 29, 2003, 01:56

Banana Republic? Christ...

Zylka · January 29, 2003, 01:57

Yeah dude, this shouldn't be a f*cking surprise after my fashion threads - OR DID YOU NOT READ THEM?

Asher · January 29, 2003, 01:59

Well, you look pretty decent from what I can see. Good work.

Jon Miller · January 29, 2003, 02:00

my hair gets curls when it gets long too (it doesn't even have to get that long...)

I doubt if my hair is as long as yours is (and it is much monger right now than I usually let it).

why no faces? most apolytoners have been in threads (ok I can see protecting the identity of your cousin)

Jon Miller

Zylka · January 29, 2003, 02:02

You won't see a face picture of me until

A - I see one of Jon Miller
B - I can trust everyone on here!!!

Jon Miller · January 29, 2003, 02:02

what we see of yuor cousin looks good

Jon Miller

Asher · January 29, 2003, 02:02

Jon's posted a pic before.

Jon Miller · January 29, 2003, 02:03

there is a picture of me (from the start of last summer) arround somewhere

I think on CG

Jon Miller

Jon Miller · January 29, 2003, 02:04

yah, it shows I need to lose weight

(And I have lsot some since than, just need to lose 10 more or so (and tone up))

Jon Miller

Zylka · January 29, 2003, 02:11

k I wouldn't be able to find it, can you post it here?

Jon Miller · January 29, 2003, 02:18

well, I started looking for it

than remembered I did not know what it is called

Jon Miller

Asher · January 29, 2003, 02:20

http://www.csc.uvic.ca/~nrqm/test.jpg

Penguin needs to fix it so we can view it though.