January 29, 2003, 01:01
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Lmao
My sister just recieved this email from her college's tech department. It was a mailing to all students.
Attention:
Due to complications with our new filtering technology, all resumes should be sent as attachments, not cut and pasted into emails.
Thank You
It takes a while to figure it out. If you don't get it, read this:
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January 29, 2003, 01:07
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What if the applicant's name was D!ck Cox?
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:-p
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January 29, 2003, 01:09
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They usually let d/ck through on filters specifically because of that. Otherwise people named D/ck never get email.
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January 29, 2003, 01:45
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Whats the relevance of Magna *** Laude? 
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January 29, 2003, 01:48
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wait, do you mean you don't know what that is? or you wanna know why a filter wouldn't like it?
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January 29, 2003, 01:57
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I know it's Latin, and I know why a filter wouldn't allow it, I just wanted to know the relevance of the statement.
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January 29, 2003, 03:21
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Magna *** Laude is graduating with a minimum cumulative GPA of 3.7 in ones area of concentration, I think
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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January 29, 2003, 03:38
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Does it also cover getting a course average gpa over 3.7?
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January 29, 2003, 03:39
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i'm not sure, I thought it had to do with your cumulative GPA in your area of concentration or major
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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January 29, 2003, 03:41
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Your sister is lucky she gets E-mail. The entire disc array for the student mail server crashed on Thursday...
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January 29, 2003, 04:40
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I guess some Austrians might have problems with this kind of filters 
EDIT: seems like the link got filtered... Well, I guess you can figure it out 
Here's another link with pictures of the beautiful village ****ing
http://www.snopes.com/photos/austria.htm
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