January 29, 2003, 01:46
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Funniest Issue I've gotten yet...
I started to get bored with the game, so I created a country in our region called "Trashkanistan" where the national animal was the terrorist and the currency the rocket-propelled grenade. The Sultanate of Trashkanistan is a Corrupt Dictatorship and modelled on a place only so recently invaded by coalition forces aided by the U.S. in the Middle East 
The below qualifies as the funniest issue question I've yet recieved in this game... glad I formed this country  ...
Last edited by Arnelos; January 29, 2003 at 01:59.
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January 29, 2003, 01:52
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January 29, 2003, 01:59
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Mmmm... Soylent green... 
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January 29, 2003, 09:47
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January 29, 2003, 11:11
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January 29, 2003, 13:29
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 @terrorist-on-a-stick and #2 
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January 29, 2003, 13:30
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Oi. I had the same issue, only my national animal was the Japanese schoolgirl. 
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January 29, 2003, 21:10
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/me dedides not to make "eating Japanese schoolgirl" jokes after all.
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January 30, 2003, 09:58
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Quote:
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
* Skanky Burns dedides not to make "eating Japanese schoolgirl" jokes after all.
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I know, it's really hard to resist that urge...  
Oh, and Arnelos, can I order some of your famous Terror Kebabs?
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January 30, 2003, 17:52
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This is the funniest issue I've seen yet, but you know in real life it just might work.
I would imagine Al Quaida would have a hard time maintaining cells in Ethiopia where they might be the only thing edible in the country.......
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January 30, 2003, 22:00
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
* Skanky Burns dedides not to make "eating Japanese schoolgirl" jokes after all.
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I don't believe that, I just think you decided not to post them.
 ACK!
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January 31, 2003, 09:48
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"We remain critically short of blood plasma and various organs," says Alvis One hospital administrator Zeke du Pont. "Especially hearts. A good heart is hard to find. But if we were allowed to pay for donations, we'd get more of them and could save more lives. Plus the donor takes home a few hundred Boozes in compensation. Unless it's a post-mortem donation, of course. In that case we'd pay the family."
OK, now substitute Boozes with Terrorist. I saw this one I immediately thought of this thread.
Arnelos, if you ever get this issue, please post a pic
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January 31, 2003, 10:08
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January 31, 2003, 20:30
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Yup, Guardian is correct - they'd take home a few hundred rocket-propelled grenades
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January 31, 2003, 20:31
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In the latest news... Trashkanistan's economy is now rated as "Basket Case".... isn't that the truth...
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