Is this a big nose?

Blisterz · January 29, 2003, 02:09

A friend of mine that is over is trying to tell me I have a big nose.
Do you think I have a big nose? DO YOU?

Sorry to ask you guys, but I have nobody else to settle this

Al'Kimiya · January 29, 2003, 02:16

Stop picking your nose!

Kramerman · January 29, 2003, 02:16

its just about the same size as mine, so no, its not big relative to me... however, ive been told I have a big nose. No wait, no one has said that, they've just said, "gee, you have an ugly nose"

EDIT: my response should be, "well sorry Im not Japanamation with a little swoosh for a nose"... but im not bitter... grr...

Asher · January 29, 2003, 02:18

Looks normal to me.

(And that's not what I expected you to look like

)

Zylka · January 29, 2003, 02:31

Yikes, you have style - And the nose, not big. Big on a girl, so I'd say it's definitely a _man's_ nose

Come to think of it, some girls with lengthy thin noses have a very sexy hawkish look

Jon Miller · January 29, 2003, 02:37

yah, they look like they will just swoop right out of the sky and land on your arm

Jon Miller

VJ · January 29, 2003, 02:51

I would say that it's larger than the average nose, but I wouldn't define it as "big" (in a negative sense, anyway).

Alexander's Horse · January 29, 2003, 02:55

Nothing wrong with your nose but there is something horrible on your arm.

orange · January 29, 2003, 03:16

I know Jews that would be jealous

nah, it's actually normal, i just needed a place for that line.

Dr. A. Cula · January 29, 2003, 03:35

Hey, where's the Pinnocchio option?

Just kidding.

I voted no.

Urban Ranger · January 29, 2003, 10:55

Needs frontal shot.

Blisterz · January 29, 2003, 11:07

Well, I guess it's decided then.
Thanks guys, you won me my dishes done for a week

(So I think I'll do some baking)

Winston · January 29, 2003, 11:10

The young people of today. Always on about "is it too big, is it too small, what will the girls say..."

Let's go to a stoning.

Pekka · January 29, 2003, 11:10

Well, it' not small, but it's not THAT big anyway.. not enough to make some issues about it, perfectly normal looking.

Blisterz · January 29, 2003, 11:17

Quote:

Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Needs frontal shot.

OK, then, but you guys can't go back your decision.
Sorry, thats the most light I can get in here right now.

Pekka · January 29, 2003, 11:36

OMG THAT's HUGE I'D KILL MYSELF IF I WAS THIS POOR GUY!

Yeah sure, come on you sound like girls. That's a normal nose.

Blisterz · January 29, 2003, 11:40

Quote:

Originally posted by Pekka

That's a normal nose.

Thats what I think. She seems to think Its really big.
I guess that fact that the only nose to compare it to right now is her tiny English bird nose is not help.

Richelieu · January 29, 2003, 12:48

Cyrano is better but still...

Quote:

Perhaps one of the best parts of the film is Martins re-working of the classic "nose jokes" from Cyrano. Observe...

The 25 nose jokes from the movie Roxanne

1. Obvious: "Excuse me, is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face?"

2. Meteorological: "Everybody take cover, she's going to blow!"

3. Fashionable: "You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like Wyoming."

4. Personal: "Well, here we are, just the three of us."

5. Punctual: "All right Dellman, your nose was on time, but you were fifteen minutes late."

6. Envious: "Ooh, I wish I were you, to be able to smell your own ear."

7. Naughty: "Pardon me sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away."

8. Philosophical: "You know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's in it what matters."

9. Humorous: "Laugh and the world laughs with you; sneeze and it's good-bye Seattle."

10. Commercial: "Hi, I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose fo Thirty-Nine Ninety-Five."

11. Polite: "Ah, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, ah,orchestra keeps changing tempo."

12. Melodic: (Everybody) "He's got the whole world.. in his nose."

13. Sympathetic: "Ooh, what happened, did your parents lose a bet with God?"

14. Complimentary: "You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on."

15. Scientific: "Say, does that thing there influence the tides?"

16. Obscure: "Hoo, I'd hate to see the grindstone."

17. Enquiry: "When you stop and smell the flowers, are they afraid?"

18. French: "Sir, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave."

19. Pornographic: "Finally, a man can satisfy two women at once."

20. Religious: "The Lord giveth, and he just kept on giving, didn't he?"

21. Disgusting: "Say, who mows your nose hair?"

22. Paranoid: "Keep that guy away from my cocaine."

23. Romantic: "It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee ... in Brazil."

24. Appreciative: "Ooh how original, most people have their teeth capped."

25. Dirty: "Your name wouldn't be ... ****, would it?"