February 4, 2003, 03:26
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Caption The Photo #839739808798
"...and then I said, 'Well, ya see, I'd just gotten the hook'..."
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"We have tried spending money. We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work...After eight years of this Administration, we have just as much unemployment as when we started... And an enormous debt to boot!" — Henry Morgenthau, Franklin Delano Roosevelt's Treasury secretary, 1941.
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February 4, 2003, 03:30
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"Captain Hook, I salute you! Death to Peter Pan!"
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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February 4, 2003, 03:32
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The press conference for Meccavision
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"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
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February 4, 2003, 03:36
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"And here is what happens when you try to remove the coat hanger through the sleeve."
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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February 4, 2003, 03:41
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"Yarrrr, it's drivin' me nuts"
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February 4, 2003, 03:50
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Arrr! I don't think I need this eye, either!
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February 4, 2003, 03:51
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or...
If I become totally blind, it will be a sign from Allah!
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February 4, 2003, 03:59
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"YARRR!!!! There shall be no bottles of rum on this ship!"
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"I may not agree with what you have to say, but I'll die defending your right to say it." — Voltaire
"Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart." — Confucius
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February 4, 2003, 04:00
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Arrrr matey, let's pillage and burn some infidels!
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I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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February 4, 2003, 16:25
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Islam has no future. I am converting to Svensgaardism.
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February 4, 2003, 16:28
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"Don't I look a right ****?"
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February 4, 2003, 16:29
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Seriously, who is that guy? He looks familiar.
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February 4, 2003, 16:31
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I think he's the guy who preaches at Finsbury Park mosque in London. Has a tendency to advocate violence against enemies of Islam, and praises terrorist acts. Something of an arse, and that's putting it lightly.
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February 4, 2003, 16:33
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Seriously, who is that guy? He looks familiar.
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Abu Hamza, until quite recently the head guy at Finsbury Mosque, London. Lost both hnads and one eye in afganistan, he says fighting the Soviets, I've heard maybe in a "work accident"
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"A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber
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February 4, 2003, 16:35
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"I haven't been able to scratch my arse for over 21 years now!" 
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Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
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February 4, 2003, 16:39
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Wish I hadn't wiped my left eye.
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Res ipsa loquitur
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February 4, 2003, 16:41
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Abu Hamza, until quite recently the head guy at Finsbury Mosque, London. Lost both hnads and one eye in afganistan, he says fighting the Soviets, I've heard maybe in a "work accident"
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these two don't contradict.
Soviets! 
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February 4, 2003, 16:43
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Prince
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"You think this is bad?" "I masturbate with my right hand"
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Res ipsa loquitur
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February 4, 2003, 16:44
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Shame the Soviets didn't get one between the eyes of this idiot 
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Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
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February 4, 2003, 16:52
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what are automatic grenade launchers for?
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February 4, 2003, 16:55
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So did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
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February 4, 2003, 16:55
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"As you can imagine, foreplay is a far more dangerous yet interesting affair."
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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February 4, 2003, 16:57
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"If the evil infidel Americans hadn't given me grenades, I wouldn't be such a mess..."
-Arrian
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grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
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February 4, 2003, 17:52
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"I held my little baby in this hand. But American bombs don't like any babies."
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February 4, 2003, 21:56
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"Thank Allah for Preperation H !!"
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There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.
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February 4, 2003, 22:06
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Thats not who I meant when I asked for a "hooker"
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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February 4, 2003, 22:14
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these threads are always entertaining 
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February 4, 2003, 22:19
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"Yarrrrr... I'm one ugly mother f*cker! 
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February 4, 2003, 22:40
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"I want Peter Pan! NO I'm not Michael Jackson, do I look like a freak to you?!"
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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February 4, 2003, 22:54
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".. so this one time.. at band camp.."
"Uuh look at my sexy body.. I'm deeaaad sexyyy.."
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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