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Old February 4, 2003, 23:38   #1
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Beer and Women
Ok, one thing I've noticed over that last 4 years of being here is the complete lack of talk about beer and women and normal bloke stuff. The kind of stuff you talk about when you're down at the pub.

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Old February 4, 2003, 23:41   #2
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we have bars in the states. But near my town, theres an irish pub. WHat the hell is the difference anyway?

europeans say football, we say soccer i guess?
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Old February 4, 2003, 23:43   #4
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Old February 4, 2003, 23:48   #5
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more? I think so!








Sorry folks... Ming here. I had to delete one of the photos. While it was a beautiful shot, it just crossed the line. Granted, it only barely did so, but it was just enough... again... sorry.

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Old February 5, 2003, 00:04   #6
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I read somewhere around in CFC about how Ming wouldnt approve of the babe threads in poly. If thats true, this ones just gonna get locked up.

but why? isnt it okay as long as the pic is in good taste?
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That fourth pic of his last post is a no-no. Not that I'm complaining.



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See what I mean? You guys have got issues. I post some great pics of women and you start worrying about ming and rules. ATGH I don't think anyone can help you guys
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See what I mean? You guys have got issues. I post some great pics of women and you start worrying about ming and rules. ATGH I don't think anyone can help you guys
Hey! I encourage you to keep posting them until you are banned.

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I thought the rule was "no nipple".
If so, it passes.

My contribution to this thread: I like chicks. I like alcohol.
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I read somewhere around in CFC about how Ming wouldnt approve of the babe threads in poly. If thats true, this ones just gonna get locked up.
Not correct. I said that babe threads at poly are less fun becaust the rules as laid down by the owners is a tad stricter than what applies at CFC. There used to be a regular babe thread

And sorry Matt. One of the pictures crossed the line so I had to delete it. Not enough to get you in trouble, but enough that I had to delete it.... sigh...
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I offer Eliza Dushku then.


I thought that other one would have been fine?
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Ahnold's daughter in True Lies, I believe.

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See, American beer is better than beer from outside the U.S.:
BOSTON, Massachusetts, August 21, 2000 – First there was the Ryder Cup, Pete Sampras at Wimbledon, then Tiger Woods at the British Open and most recently the Tour de France cycling champion Lance Armstrong. Now, Samuel Adams is the latest addition to the U.S. winning streak, having bested European brews in 30 different taste tests across the country.


In a 10-city "Liquid Lunch" tour, Samuel Adams proved that beer drinkers in place after place prefer the taste of America's better beer over the cream of the imported beer crop. In each city, three Samuel Adams beers and two local microbrews were paired one-on-one against popular leading international beers with equivalent style and class. Samuel Adams beers were preferred over the imports in 30 blind taste-offs, and local American craft brews from each of the 10 host cities also came out on top in 19 out of 22 tastings.


The tour was timed for National Beer Month and supported by The Boston Beer Company -- brewer of Samuel Adams beers. Jim Koch, founder of Boston Beer, led the tour in an effort to educate and enlighten beer drinkers about the wonders of fresh, well-made American beer. The tour stops included Philadelphia, Minneapolis, Denver, San Diego, Los Angeles, San Francisco, New York, Atlanta, Baltimore and culminated in Boston.


Koch started each lunch by conducting a lesson on the ABC's of tasting great beer. Using rating forms and procedures approved by the Association of Homebrewers, the beers were scored according to appearance, aroma, flavor, mouthfeel and overall impression. Among the taste testers were beer enthusiasts, consumers, journalists and winners from local radio station promotions.


In addition to Samuel Adams, the imports also competed against local craft brews, many of which bested them in the taste challenge. Among the local microbrews were:


Philadelphia: Penn and Yard's Brawler Breweries

Minneapolis: James Page and Summit Breweries

Denver: Breckenridge and New Belgium Breweries

San Diego: Ballast Point Brewery

Los Angeles: Angel City Brewery

San Francisco: Red Nectar and Fullsail Breweries

New York: Brooklyn Brewery

Atlanta: Sweet Water Brewery

Baltimore: DeGroen's and Yuengling Breweries


Samuel Adams Boston Lager, Summer Ale and Cream Stout were paired against beers from such legendary foreign breweries as Heineken, Corona and Guinness. "These imports have been considered the world standards for their styles, and are certainly some of the world's great beers," said Jim Koch. "But I believe when you take away the fancy bottles and marketing mystique of imported beer, you discover that Samuel Adams and other American brewers simply make better tasting beers."


Jim Koch founded The Boston Beer Company® in 1984. He introduced the company's flagship beer, Samuel Adams Boston Lager, in April 1985. Today, The Boston Beer Company, winner of more than 120 international awards, is America's brewer of world-class beer with four distinct product lines. For more information about The Boston Beer Company, visit the web site at www.samadams.com.





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America's World-Class Beer™ ~ choose a destination ~BEER- Styles- Comparisons- Recipes- Pairings- Glossary- Process- History- Distribution- Tours- About BeerSAM ADAMS LIGHTACTIVITIES- Postcards- Feedback- Wallpaper- Link To Sam Adams- Links- TriviaE-STORE- Wear It- Drink It- Bag It- Grill and Groove ItCOMPANY- Company Background- News- Jobs- FAQ





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...at CFC. There used to be a regular babe thread
maybe someone could post a link there.....
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It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars ain't shinin'
'Cause the sky's too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin'
'Long the side of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy
Got a big-titty girly by the name of Chrissy
Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me...
'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery, Mystery

I noticed even the crickets
Was actin' weird up here
And So I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, *"Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on..."
But there was no reply
'Cause she was gone...

*"Where's those titties that I like so well
'n my goddamn beer!"*
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's about this big...

He had a red suit on
An' a widow's peak
An' then a pointed tail
'N like a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him awright
I sweared I knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know it looked to me
Like it was titty skin
I said, *"You sonofa*****!"*
'Cause I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his floss
'N started cleanin' his fang
So I shot him with my shooter
Said: BANG BANG BANG

Then the sucker just laughed 'n said, *"Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
gonna say?"*
YOU ATE MY CHRISSY? *"Titties 'n all!"*
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN, BOY? *"Were the cans
this tall?"
EVEN HER BOOTS? *"Would I lie to you?"*
****, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY! *"Yes, this is true."*
WELL DON'T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
STUFF THAT YOU DO?
*"Well, you know, I can't complain when the checks come through..."*

WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER
SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU HEAR?

*"Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you understand? Just what will you give me
for your
Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
contract here..."* YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU
SON-OF-A-WHORE,
*"Don't call me that"*
THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON
...GIMME THAT PAPER...BET YER ASS
I'll SIGN...
'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S TITTY-
SQUEEZIN' TIME

*"Man, You can't fool me...you ain't that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...
Why there was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew, too...
'n both
of those suckers was worse 'n you..."*

WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK
THAT'S TRUE
I MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL, SO WHATCHA
GONNA DO?

(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
that you want to make a deal with me..."

"That's very, very true
I'm only interested in two things
*"Yeah?"*
See if you can guess what they are"

"I would think...uh...let's see, maybe Stravinsky..."

"I'll give you two clues. Let go of your pickle"

"What?"

"Let go of your pickle!"

"I'm not holding my pickle"

"Well, who's holding your pickle then?"

"I don't know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, would you like to come up here and hold
my pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?"

"I'm only interested in two things, and that's
titties and beer
you know what I mean?
*"What?"*
titties and beer
titties and beer
titties and beer
titties and beer
titties and beer
titties and beer
titties and beer!"
titties and beer!"
*"I don't know if you're the right guy?"*
titties and beer!"
titties and beer!"

*"No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!"

And then the devil let go of his pickle
and out come my girl, there was her titties
flop-floppin'...all around the world

She said "I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
and I'm gonna get ripped, so ****, you clowns!"
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
That's when the devil, he farted
and she went right over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
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Thanks Gangerolf.
You'll lose me my f**king job for adding that link.
I had women sucking d1cks all over my screen!
Not what I need at this point.
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