Finnish Apolytoner summit 2003 - Page 2

mrmitchell · February 7, 2003, 23:06

I propose,

In the Interest of International Security and Maintaining the Establishment of the General Peace of the World,

that this Finland Apolyton Summit be Halted Immediately.

The Evil Finlanders can only be coming up with evil plans, so they must be stopped before they can group together and combine their evilness.

Method · February 7, 2003, 23:12

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Originally posted by mrmitchell
they must be stopped before they can group together and combine their evilness.

too late. what do you think suomithreadi is?

Nubclear · February 7, 2003, 23:56

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Originally posted by Tuberski

I'll be there in March.

ACK!

Oooooooh.....thats sad

Rasbelin · February 8, 2003, 01:48

/me slaps all threadjackers with a large trout.

Despite the threadjacking, I'll get back to the topic.

I assume Helsinki is the choice then, unless we hear a few more opinions that don't support Helsinki. So if Helsinki would be the primary location and Tampere a backup option, where in Helsinki would the meeting be then? Any indoor resort? And we still need suggestions regarding the program.

Andemagne · February 8, 2003, 10:33

I might show up. Hellsinki rather than tampere, but maybe I could travel to tampere as well. they have a nice mexican restaurant over there.

Hakkapeliitta · February 8, 2003, 11:01

Andemagne, you think there are no nice mexican restaurants in Helsinki?

Well, I must admit that I don't know any. I don't know any in Tampere either. But yeah, Helsinki would be great place. Especially because we can take Kassi to those...hmm...well, let's say they are caves that are in Suomenlinna, if he starts to feel too bad

. Almost like his own basement, without computer of course.

Patriqvium · February 8, 2003, 19:29

Another nice place for chilling out in the Utter Darkness (tm) is the old Russian WWI period fortification system (built by Chinese prisoners of war) which lies conveniently nearby my secondary apartment. I mean, who can resist molded bunkers?

Anodyne · February 8, 2003, 19:54

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Originally posted by Rasbelin
Where?

This seemed to be the problem last year. Places have been proposed and seem to be possible are Helsinki, Turku, Tampere and suprise, suprise... Mänttä

Gangerolf · February 9, 2003, 06:54

what mrmitchell said

Pekka · February 9, 2003, 08:41

What? Suomenlinna? That's like THE meeting place for nerds, has been for YEARS. That is so original

I have two suggestions. The first was what everyone knows which is lots of booze and paid girls.

The other one is maybe even better, rent a bus, cruise downtown area all the time while drinking. Let's get beer tabs and all that, no bottles. Remove the seats, seats only in the back. Also sound system must be upgraded. Then we go pick up girls from bus stops, someone must kick out all the old ones and males, so only pretty girls can get in. And when they notice it's not where they wanted to come.. ducktape. Then we drive to the country side when enough girls.. and 'sorry.. no gas, doors wont open'. I reckon some of us could be getting lucky.

Andemagne · February 9, 2003, 10:52

Maybe Aaglo's band could trow a gig somewhere and we could have backstage party after that?

good plan Pekka

Hakkis: mexican fast food I meant.
yes! Hellsinki Catacombs! maybe we could go there and get lost?

Rasbelin · February 9, 2003, 15:12

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Originally posted by Patriqvium
Another nice place for chilling out in the Utter Darkness (tm) is the old Russian WWI period fortification system (built by Chinese prisoners of war) which lies conveniently nearby my secondary apartment. I mean, who can resist molded bunkers?

I can't recall what place you're talking about. Name?

Pekka,

LMAO

Nubclear · February 9, 2003, 17:17

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Provost Harrison · February 9, 2003, 17:33

I would come but then I realised 'the place would be full of f**king Finns' and decided against it

I will see, I said I will pop over to Sweden during the summer, so I may see if I could make such a meeting...and NO SPEAKING FINNISH if I am there

Buck Birdseed · February 9, 2003, 19:30

You can get a day trip to Helsinki or Turkku for as little as £30, including two night's sleep on board.

Wait a second... You're coming to visit me in sweden this summer? Why haven't I heard anything about this?

Pekka · February 9, 2003, 20:52

Patriqvium, Isosaari? I know that there were some chinese prisoners then working, I remember seeing one chinese grave there when I was 'camping'. But I'm not sure if this is what you mean?

Frozzy · February 10, 2003, 02:23

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Originally posted by Pekka

The other one is maybe even better, rent a bus, cruise downtown area all the time while drinking. Let's get beer tabs and all that, no bottles. Remove the seats, seats only in the back. Also sound system must be upgraded. Then we go pick up girls from bus stops, someone must kick out all the old ones and males, so only pretty girls can get in. And when they notice it's not where they wanted to come.. ducktape. Then we drive to the country side when enough girls.. and 'sorry.. no gas, doors wont open'. I reckon some of us could be getting lucky.

You mean Finland actually has good looking girls? o_O

Rasbelin · February 10, 2003, 03:26

So far proposed: Suomenlinna and Isosaari(?). We need more good suggestions. What about Seurasaari?

Frozzy,

of course we have.

Andemagne · February 10, 2003, 17:04

Ras: what about my suggestion? wouldn't gig at Tavastia be cool or what! Kassiopeia and Stefu could be quest stars for the band. Kass could cover some Finteligens (Kellareiden Kasvatit) and Stefu could cover some limb bizkit. (don't know what stefu looks like, but I have allways tought that he looks something like Fred Durst of limb bizkit.)

Rasbelin · February 11, 2003, 01:25

I second that suggestion.

Pekka · February 11, 2003, 09:02

Frozzy, sure, but they have attitude problems.

Rasbelin · February 11, 2003, 09:48

Okay, I suggest that we bring up this issue again when we get closer to the summer, but is Helsinki agreed now? And what about the timing?

Tattila the Hun · February 12, 2003, 05:16

At night, so the word is weird.

Lot'sa bananas too.

I'd vote for Piippola, it's the center of our beaut. country.

Stefu · February 12, 2003, 06:51

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(don't know what stefu looks like, but I have allways tought that he looks something like Fred Durst of limb bizkit.)

'da hell?

Pekka · February 13, 2003, 04:45

Stefu looks like Fred Durst? No way

Stefu looks more like an alien or something

Skanky Burns · February 13, 2003, 05:13

With moist hands.

Ignorance · February 14, 2003, 23:29

Is Tampere totally out of the question? I don't like Helsinki

Geeky approach would be to get everyones coordinates and calculate the optimal meeting point.

Rasbelin · February 15, 2003, 05:58

Dammit, Tampere is better as Stefu and Ignorance say. Grrr... Get here you lousy bastards. Grrr...

CapTVK · February 16, 2003, 17:41

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Originally posted by Zopperoni

You need a portable basement...

Maybe a nice cardboard box leftover from a refrigerator? Light, sturdy and portable.

Anodyne · February 19, 2003, 16:26

Pekka!
A suggestion for you:
I doubt all of the Finns will agree with your plans, and they probably want to have this nice nerdy meeting with soda and sliced bread. BUT! Why don't WE, you, I, and Andemagne (possibly others, if interested

) hold a private-meeting! That bus-idea seems quite good, but I'm sure that if we bonk our wise heads together we'll figure out something even more fun - beer, chicks and rock'n'roll

Of course, this doesn't mean we wouldn't attend to that "other" meeting, also

Tampere and Hellsinki both suit me fine.