February 12, 2003, 00:34
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Apolyton Coffee Shop: Where everyone knows your name
/me cleans up the shop and gets ready for new customers
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February 12, 2003, 00:36
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Is there any tea or soda on the menu?
 ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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February 12, 2003, 00:41
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What kind of vile place do you think this is!
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
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February 12, 2003, 00:41
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Minute maid doesn't carry orange soda anymore - only "valencia orange fruit soda". Does that piss anyone else off or just me?
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"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
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February 12, 2003, 00:42
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Settler
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Can I see your license for this place?
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February 12, 2003, 00:43
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Originally posted by DinoDoc
What kind of vile place do you think this is!
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Can I get some coffee that tastes like pepsi?
ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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February 12, 2003, 00:44
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Local Time: 03:12
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When you are ready, I'll have a bourbon and coke.
/me heads into the infinite storeroom to look for a stereo system.
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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February 12, 2003, 00:47
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Settler
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*Paiktis patiently waits for Serb to torch the place again*
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February 12, 2003, 00:48
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
When you are ready, I'll have a bourbon and coke.
* Skanky Burns heads into the infinite storeroom to look for a stereo system.
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Do you have any rum around here?
ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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February 12, 2003, 00:49
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/me comes back out of the infinite storeroom.
Actually, I found a case of rum in there, right next to this stereo.
*Hands case of rum to Tuber.
*Plugs in stereo, starts playing a Rammstein cd.
Ahhh. 
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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February 12, 2003, 00:50
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Settler
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/me gets behind the bar, finds DD asleep on the floor and purs some rum to a glass and gives it to Tuberski. Burbon to Skanky. Hides a scotch bottle under his coat on the way out.
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February 12, 2003, 00:50
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Deity
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Originally posted by Tuberski
Can I get some coffee that tastes like pepsi?
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I hope you have a cast iron stomach if you are going to order horrible liquids like that.
/me gives SB his bourbon and coke
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February 12, 2003, 00:52
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Deity
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Gimme a cola dammit! Put a cherry in it you git.  That's it, took all ****ing night but...hey! Wtf? Don't mix it with THAT!
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February 12, 2003, 00:52
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Thank You Paiktis.
* Tuberski drinks his rum and coke in the corner
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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February 12, 2003, 00:53
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Settler
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Take it easy there old timer
/me chuckles at Lancer
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February 12, 2003, 00:55
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Woohoo, I have bourbon coming from everywhere!
/me drinks from both glasses. At the same time.
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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February 12, 2003, 00:58
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Deity
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Originally posted by Lancer
Wtf? Don't mix it with THAT!
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You'll take what I give you and like it! 
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February 12, 2003, 01:10
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Prince
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Grape soda please
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I'm going to rub some stakes on my face and pour beer on my chest while I listen Guns'nRoses welcome to the jungle and watch porno. Lesbian porno.
Supercitzen Pekka
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February 12, 2003, 01:12
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OTF Moderator
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one turtle mocha
Jon Miller
(damn I wish that a coffee shop was open near here until 12 or 1 or 2)
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Jon Miller-
I AM.CANADIAN
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February 12, 2003, 01:18
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Deity
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Do you mind if I use your toilet? I've got to take a hell of a dump. 
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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February 12, 2003, 01:19
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Apolyton Legend
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Some Herb Tea would be nice with a spot of cream and sugar with a dash of lemon
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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February 12, 2003, 01:24
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King
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/me walks in.
Turns Stereo up, and smashes eject button to ensure no-one can take that Rammstein CD out.
A Vanilla Coke with Boysenberry Liquer Please  .
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Waikato University, Hamilton.
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February 12, 2003, 01:25
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King
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/me passes Tia a pot of Cannabis infused tea.
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Grrr | Pieter Lootsma | Hamilton, NZ | grrr@orcon.net.nz
Waikato University, Hamilton.
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February 12, 2003, 01:27
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Grrr, nice to see you marching up to the depths of Hamilton soon. One warning. It sucks.
Gimme a bottle of everything mixed together. And a fire extinguisher and antacids, thanks
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February 12, 2003, 01:31
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King
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Frozzy ... it's not that bad. It's better than Palmerston North.
/me eat's frozzy's avatar.
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Grrr | Pieter Lootsma | Hamilton, NZ | grrr@orcon.net.nz
Waikato University, Hamilton.
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February 12, 2003, 01:40
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Anything could be better than Palmy But still, Hamilton isn't the nicest of places... a tad grim.
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February 12, 2003, 01:42
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Apolyton Legend
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Originally posted by Grrr
* Grrr passes Tia a pot of Cannabis infused tea.
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Why thank you Grr.....always the gentleman I see
**smells the tea** smells a bit skunky to me........just the way I like it   Don't mind if I do.
**tia pours a glass of tea**
Ahhhhh......yes that's the ticket.
**room goes a bit wobbly** Wow man......great tea
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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February 12, 2003, 02:08
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Prince
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*slowly, painfully fades into existence*
It works! If you stand motionless in a coffee shop for a long enough time, you cease to exist! I'm brilliant! ...and thirsty. Coffee!
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February 12, 2003, 02:14
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Deity
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Did you say something CG?
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
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February 12, 2003, 02:25
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Ritalin!
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