February 12, 2003, 02:28
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/me passes Ramo his order of illegal stimulants
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
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February 12, 2003, 02:48
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Ahhh! That's much better but I'd avoid the toilet for a while if I were you.
Do you mind if I try some of your tea?
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February 12, 2003, 02:54
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Prince
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* Notes a cockroach on the floor. Runs away in horror.
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February 12, 2003, 02:57
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*glug glug glug*
Hmm, not bad. I'll have another... shaken, not stirred.
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I'm not profane, I type the stars.
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February 12, 2003, 03:43
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Prince
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I see that that small cockroach incident spoiled everyone's appetite to the extent that nobody orders anything anymore.
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February 12, 2003, 04:13
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well
no one has got me my drink yet (and this was my first order also)
with this level of service I can see why there are few return customers
Jon Miller
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I AM.CANADIAN
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February 12, 2003, 10:03
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/me smashes the stereo because he can't get the eject button to work. Ahhh, that's better
Oh yeah, how about some duff beer?
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February 12, 2003, 10:07
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Quote:
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Originally posted by Jon Miller
no one has got me my drink yet (and this was my first order also)
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When I go to sleep you are allowed to get your own drinks.
/me gives H Tower his Duff and hits Vagabond repeatedly with a rolled up newspaper just because he can
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February 12, 2003, 11:44
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i didn't get my portable hole from the coffeeshop, i pulled it off the dead corpse of an 18th level thief
/me orders an orange soda, and then coats the floor of the shop with a thick layer of ice to see who falls down.
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February 12, 2003, 16:31
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Originally posted by ColdWizard
i didn't get my portable hole from the coffeeshop, i pulled it off the dead corpse of an 18th level thief
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That explains things. Oh and here is your drink.
/me waits with baited breath to see who trips on the floor
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
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February 12, 2003, 16:54
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Hi, I would like to..... *swoop**crash*
HEY WTF?!!
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February 12, 2003, 16:56
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HA HA!
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
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February 12, 2003, 17:06
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/me chips away some ice and puts it in his orange soda
this tastes funny.... you didn't make it out of orange did you?
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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February 12, 2003, 17:41
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Prince
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*licks floor*
Mmmf?
*tongue gets stuck*
Thuck. Thith thuckth.
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February 12, 2003, 17:44
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Deity
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/me uses CapitanGarlic as a foot stool
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
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February 12, 2003, 17:58
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So if we;re going to run a spam thread why do it in the OT? The posts don't even count here.
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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February 12, 2003, 18:05
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PolyCast Thread Necromancer
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*sings the Russian anthem*
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February 12, 2003, 18:09
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*clears away the broken chair*
Ok, who's the smartass tha...
*slip**crash*
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February 12, 2003, 18:45
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* Tuberski wakes up from rum induced slumber in the corner.
Azazel will you quite the hell down!!!!!
ACK!
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February 12, 2003, 18:46
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*Laughs at Azazel again*
Hey, it seems to be a lot quieter in here.
*Notices the smashed stereo*
/me replaces the smashed stereo with a backup.
Ahhh, much better.
*Gets back to his seat, only falling over once due to the ice (and several times due to intoxication).
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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February 12, 2003, 18:48
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Starts playing "Let the Bodies hit the Floor" in honor of Azazel
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
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February 12, 2003, 18:56
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Damn, forgot to break that eject button.
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February 12, 2003, 19:05
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/me hauls hockey gear out of the ISR and passes it out.
i want to play goalie
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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February 12, 2003, 19:19
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*regains consciousness, shakes head, and puts on his iceskates*
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February 12, 2003, 21:18
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/me sets up a sun lamp to melt the ice
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February 12, 2003, 21:20
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* Tuberski shoots at sunlamp with water pistol.
ACK!
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February 12, 2003, 21:55
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*Water evaporates*
DD, can I get an iced cold lemonade? It's getting warm in here
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February 12, 2003, 21:57
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/me shoots lamp with .357
Here's your drink. I aim to please.
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
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February 12, 2003, 22:00
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Why didn't anyone bother to tell me before of the consequences of adding a packet of Sweet & Low to a bottle of seltzer?
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Tutto nel mondo č burla
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February 12, 2003, 22:06
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Experience is the best teacher.
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
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