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Old February 12, 2003, 02:28   #31
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Old February 12, 2003, 02:48   #32
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Ahhh! That's much better but I'd avoid the toilet for a while if I were you.

Do you mind if I try some of your tea?
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Old February 12, 2003, 02:54   #33
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Old February 12, 2003, 03:43   #35
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I see that that small cockroach incident spoiled everyone's appetite to the extent that nobody orders anything anymore.
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Old February 12, 2003, 04:13   #36
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well

no one has got me my drink yet (and this was my first order also)

with this level of service I can see why there are few return customers

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Old February 12, 2003, 10:03   #37
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Old February 12, 2003, 10:07   #38
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no one has got me my drink yet (and this was my first order also)
When I go to sleep you are allowed to get your own drinks.

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Old February 12, 2003, 11:44   #39
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i didn't get my portable hole from the coffeeshop, i pulled it off the dead corpse of an 18th level thief

/me orders an orange soda, and then coats the floor of the shop with a thick layer of ice to see who falls down.
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Old February 12, 2003, 16:31   #40
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i didn't get my portable hole from the coffeeshop, i pulled it off the dead corpse of an 18th level thief
That explains things. Oh and here is your drink.
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Old February 12, 2003, 16:54   #41
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Old February 12, 2003, 16:56   #42
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/me chips away some ice and puts it in his orange soda

this tastes funny.... you didn't make it out of orange did you?
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Mmmf?

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Old February 12, 2003, 18:09   #48
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Hey, it seems to be a lot quieter in here.
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Ahhh, much better.

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