Dennis Miller for VP in '04! - Page 2

Lancer · February 13, 2003, 14:40

Yup, and because he says stuff like this on feminism:

"A million woman march is planned for mid-June here in Los Angeles, and I think it's a great idea. And hey, ladies. While you're up, can you get us a beer?"

DinoDoc · February 13, 2003, 14:45

It's Miller Time!

Lancer · February 13, 2003, 15:06

Hey! Look at that, we can make Iraq threads again. Well well, either Ming has finally seen how absurd he's gotten (sobered up?) or Shi got one of the admins to slap some sense into him...but...either way, the WAR IS ON!

Lancer · February 13, 2003, 15:14

"Amtrak is overhauling its east coast fleet, replacing the 50 year old sleeper cars and putting a TV in every room. Now you can watch the reports of your derailment on CNN from your own cabin"

Drake Tungsten · February 13, 2003, 16:17

This one always appeals to my puerile sense of humor...

"Look, I'm for capitalism. All the other systems have worked out about as well as a Lee Greenwood booking in Baghdad. But we need to start holding government, the big teat, tittie el grande, mammary avec collosso, capo di titti immensia ... boobus gigandus, titasaurus rex, the Hindenboob, oh, the humammary, anyway, government, we need to start holding it, did I mention the sweater meat mountains, and the brave Sherpas who died on the north face of their aureola glacier fields, well, like I was saying, we need to start holding government accountable for the equitable distribution of the tax money they harvest."

Sava · February 13, 2003, 17:05

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Originally posted by Arrian
I don't pay any attention to celeb viewpoints, but Sava, COME ON - like you would hesitate to quote a celebrity whose views supported your side!

Dennis used to be a lot more liberal. He has definitely drifted to the right over the past several years.

-Arrian

I wouldn't hesitate. I wouldn't do it period. I have no problem with people quoting celebs, it just isn't for me.

Darius871 · February 13, 2003, 18:35

"This guy was more twitchy than a Belfast valet."

"Stone Philips... man this guy is stiffer than Richard Simmons watching him."

St Leo · February 13, 2003, 20:13

You are all more full of feces than a whale with no keister. Well, maybe not Ming. The rest of you are, though.

Berzerker · February 13, 2003, 22:45

Geez Sava, jokes are often generalisations, lighten up.

Arrian -

Quote:

I don't pay any attention to celeb viewpoints, but Sava, COME ON - like you would hesitate to quote a celebrity whose views supported your side!

Actually, Miller and I are on opposite sides and I quoted him about the war. He's funny and I don't have to agree with him to laugh.

Sava · February 13, 2003, 23:10

wha?

Tuberski · February 13, 2003, 23:29

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Originally posted by Sava

If I had to choose a comedian to run for political office, number one, I'd choose a funny one. Number two, I'd choose Bill Maher. Somebody who has a thought in his head and isn't friends with Dan Fouts.

Number one and Number two are mutually exclusive. Bill Maher is an idiot, and I've thought this since well before Politically Incorrect.

ACK!

Sava · February 13, 2003, 23:30

He's a lot smarter than Dennis Miller. But note I said, "If I had to choose".

Tuberski · February 13, 2003, 23:34

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Originally posted by Sava
He's a lot smarter than Dennis Miller. But note I said, "If I had to choose".

Smarter doesn't make you a better comedian.

Do you know who Charles Fleisher(sp?) is? He's the guy that did the voice of Roger Rabbit. I saw him doing stand up one night-live.

He is WAY to smart to be doing stand-up in front of a bunch of drunk people.

ACK!

Sava · February 13, 2003, 23:35

I don't think Dennis Miller is funny either.

Drake Tungsten · February 14, 2003, 04:01

I love Bill Maher, but he's in no way smarter than Dennis Miller. I prefer to view them as intellectual equals, but I'd probably go with Miller if I had to choose the smarter of the two...