Civ IV Bugs

shand_handy · February 20, 2003, 13:46

Has anyone else noticed the blatent amount of bugs in Civ IV (the return of the nanobots). When I try to attack the Krytorean race, they throw nutronic bombs at me, which causes a blue screen crash. The man in the pub who sold it to me says there will be an patch available in the car park behind Safeways, next Tuesday. Do you think he is having a laugh. This sort of behavior is hurting the game of CIV, do you think I should give him a good kicking and nick his suitcase, although if I do this he might not get me the Windows 2008 disc, and Star Wars Part III DVD he has promised me.

Mad Mariner · February 20, 2003, 13:55

Shand_handy are u buying illegal software? if so u r a low life thief who is stealing much needed profits from the games companies.

Ps if u still manage to get starwars III send me a pm

trevor · February 20, 2003, 14:44

Right... don't worry shand_handy, the mods with the white jackets will soon be here the move the thead and all wil be fine.

Mad Mariner · February 20, 2003, 15:14

Do mods wear white jackets?if they wore yellow shoes with it they would look like a cigarette

monkspider · February 20, 2003, 15:21

shand_handy · February 20, 2003, 16:15

Quote:

Originally posted by trevor
Right... don't worry shand_handy, the mods with the white jackets will soon be here the move the thead and all wil be fine.

I always thought mods wore parkas and Fred Perry shirts.

Maquiladora · February 20, 2003, 16:25

Best thread in this forum bar none. 5 stars.

This is what happens when you give winos access to computers.

Datajack Franit · February 20, 2003, 16:48

Newbies

Elden · February 21, 2003, 04:14

Civ IV, of course it doesn't work it's an old game, get Civ V !!!

statusperfect · February 21, 2003, 05:13

SPAMORAMA!

Alex · February 21, 2003, 09:48

Wow, this thread is still open...

XarXo · February 21, 2003, 15:19

You know what you never should do in front of a mirror and watching this forum...

Say 4 times...

MING

MING

MING

MING!!!

Jahi · February 21, 2003, 18:49

must smoke more crack..

Jahi · February 21, 2003, 19:46

ok, stupid question time, how do you give stars to a thread?

Switch · February 21, 2003, 20:17

Quote:

Originally posted by Jahi
must smoke more crack..

Maybe a little too much, no?

let me ask you shand_handy...when you wake up, after promising yourself NO MORE CRACK, do you look over and seem to see your pipe just speaking "Smoke me. Smoke me. You know you wanna." If so, then it seems your crack pipe has won more than you...

And, if I may.....

Alex · February 21, 2003, 20:41

Quote:

Originally posted by Jahi
ok, stupid question time, how do you give stars to a thread?

At the end of the thread, above the quick reply box, there's a "Rate this thread" line with a drop-down menu where you can choose the rating.

Jahi · February 22, 2003, 01:32

oh, hey, cool! thanks!

well, back to the crack pipe!

ACooper · February 22, 2003, 10:52

Give me the winners of the next five SuperBowls and we'll split the profits.

ottok · February 22, 2003, 11:58

And now?
Who is ACooper? Alice in millitary world?

Fried-Psitalon · February 22, 2003, 12:31

Y'know, a whole string of those spam dudes looks kinda cool, the way they get smeared in unison....

(hey, had to add my contribution to the spamthread, right?)

Although I dunno, the bouncy guys all in unison are kinda hypnotic.... maybe after that guy hits the crack pipe he can watch em....

Can we start a pool on when the thread goes poof?

Zoetstofzoetje · February 22, 2003, 13:25

This 10 Bananabucks bill says them mods are sleeping ye all!

Jahi · February 22, 2003, 14:15

mabey they to are partaking of the crack too?

or it could be the good rating of the thread :P

Alex · February 22, 2003, 14:38

There are no bugs in Civ IV... Firaxis got so fed up with all the criticism that they sold the rights to Civ IV to Big Huge Games, but since Brian did not want to make another TBS again, the franchise came to a stall, until Soren Johnson decided to team up with some folks from Blizzard and they found their own company, suggestively named Crushing Bug, and they spent five long years working in the game, and when they released it, it was pure perfection, and never needed a single patch.

Aramis · February 22, 2003, 21:41

The only bugs noticed so far:

1. Despite recent patch the AI is still forging prescriptions.

2. Republican Party Donor resource disappears whenever one city governor is the daughter of migrant workers. (or was this intentional??)

3. Cultural Victory not obtainable if listening to country music.

Mind you, I've only played it at the easiest level ("Apolyton Registered User"). Tomorrow I'll jump up a few levels and start a game on "Yodeler."

Thing I like about CIV IV:

Ohio UU-- Maryanne from Gilligan's Island. Great Offensisive strength: all my Num Mercs laid down their spears and surrendered when a stack of 7 Maryannes attacked.

Chemical Ollie · February 23, 2003, 16:03

I

Chemical Ollie · February 23, 2003, 16:03

might

Chemical Ollie · February 23, 2003, 16:04

just

Chemical Ollie · February 23, 2003, 16:05

take

Chemical Ollie · February 23, 2003, 16:07

the

Chemical Ollie · February 23, 2003, 16:08

chance