February 23, 2003, 14:19
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King
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I have found the SECRET to creating hip hop/rap music!!
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February 23, 2003, 14:31
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so true 
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February 23, 2003, 14:37
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I've got to send this to one of my college friends, he'll die...
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Tutto nel mondo č burla
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February 23, 2003, 16:10
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King
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bump for more smiles!
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February 23, 2003, 16:14
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Now add "Phil Collins" under "Knight Rider Theme"...
anyone heard it yet?
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February 23, 2003, 16:15
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LOL
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February 23, 2003, 16:16
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King
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i heard a phil collins song mixed with an accapella of a del the funky homosapien song. it worked on many levels.
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"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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February 23, 2003, 16:23
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February 23, 2003, 16:34
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King
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If this doesn't have to do with taking a tape recorder into the holy bowel movement room then I'm not looking
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February 23, 2003, 16:47
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"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
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February 23, 2003, 17:06
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I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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February 23, 2003, 18:23
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"mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
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"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
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February 23, 2003, 18:26
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February 23, 2003, 18:35
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I love hip hop, but ignorance is still funny.
BTW Asher you ****ing idiot you ruined the trend of single smilies. 
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February 23, 2003, 18:43
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King
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"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
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February 23, 2003, 18:44
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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February 23, 2003, 18:47
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February 23, 2003, 19:17
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King
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February 23, 2003, 19:20
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February 23, 2003, 21:34
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It's funny because it's true!
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February 23, 2003, 23:03
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Deity
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(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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February 23, 2003, 23:24
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Prince
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Originally posted by Shi Huangdi
It's funny because it's true!
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If it's that easy, what was your last CD and how many millions did it make? Only a dumbas_ would even try to discuss hiphop and rap as if they're the same thing. What we have here is nothing but a bunch of jealous white boys who wish they could do the same thing, but that requires something none of you have, talent.
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February 23, 2003, 23:32
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aww sorry Carver, did we hurt your widdle feelings?
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February 23, 2003, 23:36
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President of the OT
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I saw a 60 Minutes once where Ja Rule went through the process of making a song.
In brief, it takes about 15 minutes. He mindlessly raps into a microphone, his audio engineers cut out the incoherent parts and then they add a synthetic beat and samples to the background. Then it sells millions...
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February 23, 2003, 23:48
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Originally posted by Carver
If it's that easy, what was your last CD and how many millions did it make? Only a dumbas_ would even try to discuss hiphop and rap as if they're the same thing. What we have here is nothing but a bunch of jealous white boys who wish they could do the same thing, but that requires something none of you have, talent.
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What is it with people thinking that if other people make fun of something, then they MUST be jealous of that thing? Personally I hate Hip-hop (but not rap), and on that note, I DO have musical talen. No, I don't have the talent to sell millions (read: I don't like making music based on current trends so as to make maximum profit), I have the talent to make music I like (well, talent in the making...I'm only 16). I find the majority of hip-hop to be un-original crap made solely to sell on most young men's urges and wants: sex, women, drugs, alcohol, money. Believe it or not, there are songs called "Wearin' No Draws" and "No Panties on the Dance Floor" (yes, they are about what their names say), and one about a "car wash" involving women (you know what I mean). There is no talent in that that I would ever want.
Thank you, and good night.
[Edit_added]And whiever based talent off of profit? That is most rediculous measure, only usable to judge how well a creator knows the current trends. Some of the best artists I can think of sell barely 1/100th of what hip-hop artists make, but are a 1000 times better than most hip-hop artists.[/Edit]
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February 23, 2003, 23:50
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Cool. Now I can use this to get me the "cash money" and "bling bling", yo.
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February 24, 2003, 00:52
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werd
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February 24, 2003, 01:03
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Ja rule is a horrible rapper. Great rhymes are rare, just look at Jurassic 5 for some true music.
"What we have here is nothing but a bunch of jealous white boys who wish they could do the same thing, but that requires something none of you have, talent."
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"mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
Drake Tungsten
"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
Albert Speer
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February 24, 2003, 01:13
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Originally posted by Asher
I saw a 60 Minutes once where Ja Rule went through the process of making a song.
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Could this be because 60 minutes didn't want that story to take up more than a quarter of their air time? 
I like this eminem rhyme:
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It's known that I'm strapped
At any moment I could snap
I'm the equivalent of what would happen if Bush rapped
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it conjures funny images.
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February 24, 2003, 01:14
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